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DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:32 PM
I was getting bored posting without a purpose, so I want to do a 5 word story thread. I will start the thread, then everyone else add to the story with 5 words.

5 WORD STORY THREAD



The man left his wife.........
Brett
02-23-2006, 03:33 PM
to eat her friends pussy
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:35 PM
because it taste like chicken
MongolPup
02-23-2006, 03:36 PM
and its all cleanly shaved
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:36 PM
but she got razor burn
D.Choe
02-23-2006, 03:38 PM
and ended up with herpes
Brett
02-23-2006, 03:38 PM
And forgot to use lotion
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:38 PM
then the guy got shit
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 03:41 PM
Then his wife found out
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:41 PM
and beat his ass raw
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 03:42 PM
till he shit on himself
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:43 PM
and coughed out his dick
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 03:43 PM
then fed it to him
Tank
02-23-2006, 03:44 PM
which then fell off and
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:45 PM
landed on his left foot
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 03:46 PM
when he picked it up
Tank
02-23-2006, 03:50 PM
his friends girl then sucked it
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:50 PM
and threw it out the
TeeJay
02-23-2006, 03:51 PM
he got a soldering iron...
Tank
02-23-2006, 03:51 PM
and soldered it back on using
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:53 PM
a black paper diary as
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 03:53 PM
a solution to his problem
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 03:53 PM
but then a deer came
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 03:55 PM
and with his antlers he
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:02 PM
rammed him in the ass
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 04:11 PM
and his antler broke
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:12 PM
inside the guys butt hole
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 04:13 PM
he went to the er
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:14 PM
and they yanked it out
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 04:17 PM
which gave him bad hemroids
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:20 PM
but then the nurse came
JMCIVIC01
02-23-2006, 04:20 PM
and gave him a shot
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:32 PM
that made him very sleepy
Scrilla
02-23-2006, 04:32 PM
He suddenly woke up and
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:33 PM
fucked 12-sec-svt in the ass
Scrilla
02-23-2006, 04:34 PM
,while he was pumping furiously
The Golden Child
02-23-2006, 04:35 PM
to the fast and furious soundtrack
The Golden Child
02-23-2006, 04:35 PM
then 12-sec-svt ran away because
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:36 PM
because he is a pussy
The Golden Child
02-23-2006, 04:36 PM
and he started crying to
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:37 PM
his mexican fucking/loving mommy
Scrilla
02-23-2006, 04:37 PM
who bitch slapped the f*ck
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:38 PM
his ugly white punk ass
The Golden Child
02-23-2006, 04:38 PM
and he found out his
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:40 PM
daddy was really a mexican
Neke01
02-23-2006, 04:43 PM
so he shot himself twice
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:46 PM
after he got butt fucked
Scrilla
02-23-2006, 04:46 PM
so thinkfast then says loudly
Scrilla
02-23-2006, 04:47 PM
to him again " Please Explain! "
The Golden Child
02-23-2006, 04:47 PM
puto, whats up now homes
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:47 PM
wait for it wait for.....
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 04:55 PM
Then 12-sec-svt started screaming like
Scrilla
02-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Damn i thought i was
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 05:09 PM
a big bad ass mo-fo
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 05:09 PM
but I'm just a pussy
DP97ACCORDLX
02-23-2006, 05:12 PM
now what u gonna do?
DurtySpeed
02-23-2006, 05:21 PM
then nolimitsteveo went up to.....
HeLLo iM iZzY
02-24-2006, 02:50 PM
the store to buy some
Scrilla
02-25-2006, 09:00 AM
Dildos, to put in slowly