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Dr.G
02-18-2006, 10:31 AM
Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." - Ananova.com

Halfwit
02-18-2006, 10:33 AM
lol

The Ren
02-18-2006, 10:34 AM
omg

BTEC
02-18-2006, 10:36 AM
:upchuck:

The Golden Child
02-18-2006, 10:39 AM
bahahahahhaahahhahahahahahha what an idiot

Leisa
02-18-2006, 10:42 AM
what a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!

ahmonrah
02-18-2006, 01:51 PM
the things a man will do to get a nut!!! now what wouldve he done when it was time to come ?? ewwwww

95jdmdc4
02-18-2006, 01:54 PM
thats some fucked up shit, some people are so damn stupid.

BlkCD5
02-18-2006, 03:07 PM
dumbass

JustinSane110™
02-18-2006, 03:24 PM
Aw fuck....

ARFNSX
02-18-2006, 05:22 PM
damn, my shaft is still hurting just from the story.

EJ25RUN
02-18-2006, 05:25 PM
LIRL

Z32redondo
02-18-2006, 06:42 PM
This reminded me of the picture of the guy with a jelly jar and potatoe in his ass........

ARFNSX
02-18-2006, 07:11 PM
This reminded me of the picture of the guy with a jelly jar and potatoe in his ass........


???

EJ25RUN
02-18-2006, 07:12 PM
^ NO DONT ASK, HE MIGHT POST IT. *SHUTTERS*

nautiboi73
02-18-2006, 07:41 PM
what a dumb Phuck.

Corolla_ga
02-18-2006, 10:22 PM
Dayum the things that some people do

Z32redondo
02-18-2006, 11:50 PM
???
look in the NWS section....its kinda sick

#1Beaver
02-19-2006, 04:27 PM
LIRL

ARFNSX
02-19-2006, 04:30 PM
look in the NWS section....its kinda sick


Damn people are sick. how and why...you know what, I do not know to know.

ALVIN
02-20-2006, 07:44 AM
Thus, proving the stupidity of Serbians lol...that was funny.