How much does the average "titty" weigh?

[Seymour222]

A really kewl guy I know got this text message and I thought it was hilarious.
Does anyone know the answer?

[ahmonrah]

2.5lbs. the heaviest in the world was about 40lbs. each. *correction*
The world's heaviest breasts: 52 pounds?

In one recorded instance ("The Sexual Anatomy of Woman" by W. F. Benedict), a girl of fourteen had breasts weighing sixteen pounds; and in another case a woman of thirty had breasts weighing fifty-two pounds. As with the male sexual organs, breasts are sometimes grossly enlarged by disease or some other unwelcome cause. For instance some women have hyper-trophied breasts, sagging vastly and of quite giant proportions. An Abyssinian woman with this condition is shown by Mantegazza in his book, "The Sexual Relations of Mankind".

From The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records. 1974, 1982, 1997-2001 G.L. Simons

[Seymour222]

I guess that is pretty close.

[Seymour222]

How much do you weigh?

[ahmonrah]

how much do i weigh? i'm a dude. lol i just love tittays ..

[Seymour222]

Don't we all. ^ The punchline of the joke is to get you to respond with a "weight", not your titty, but actual weight.

[ahmonrah]

welp i missed that joke.......

[Seymour222]

Damn. Well how much does anyone weigh?

[ahmonrah]

dayum !!! dude. i'm 230lbs.

[Seymour222]

Now for the weak punchline>





















How much does the average "pussy" weigh?
I am really feeling that the presentation of this play on words is spoiled.

[Seymour222]

230 lbs.

[ahmonrah]

:jester:
:slap:
:headslap:
:bigdance:
BOOOOOO!!!!!! HISSSSSSSS!!!!!

YOU SUCK!!!

[Seymour222]

It was funny as hell on the phone. The presentation was poorly executed. Damn guys, no enthusiasm.

[T.S.]

umm 10 lbs?

[T.S.]

sorry what can you expect from 3 guys sitting on a chat room fourm at midnight talking about boobies???

[RandomGuy]

404 error: funny not found

[Seymour222]

Oh well. I ma 250 lb vagina.

[The Ren]

Well I will say this.. someone I know had a boob reduction and they removed 7 lbs of boobs and she still has D cups left..

[ahmonrah]

Well I will say this.. someone I know had a boob reduction and they removed 7 lbs of boobs and she still has D cups left.. is she married ??

[The Ren]

yes

[ahmonrah]

darn ......~leaves~ nah j/k

[T.S.]

is she married ??

Fuck and i was going to ask the same question!! :goodjob:

[Seymour222]

That is a considerable amount of "breast flesh". Good for her, I think,...If a women has extremely large breasts, aren't there some health risks involved, or something of that nature?

[ahmonrah]

ne-way enough about tittays....... i guess noones going out tonite....

[T.S.]

hahah dude i live in fucking LYNCHBURG, VA the closest STRIP club is like 3 hours away in Washington, DC. Yeah im staying in and getting drunk by myself.....

[Seymour222]

Nope, just got home a little bit ago, and am fairly fatigued.

[ahmonrah]

mostly back problems....posture is compromised due to the breast size and if that's a factor the uh..how can i say this....the breast restraint device also causes pain if she has huge boobies. but my solution to that is if they hurt workout. make the back strong enough to support yourself. exercise =weight loss(if needed) but more importantly exercise =strong muscles.

[Seymour222]

Anyone go out tonite? I took my sig. other to eat, and came home to whore, ironically the same thing I did last night. yall?

[ahmonrah]

damn dude. IA IN VA??!! oh fasho! this site is the shit...

[Seymour222]

ahmonrah? Was there something wrong with that stun gun in that vid? That stuff was pretty funny.

[T.S.]

my older brother is the admin!

[T.S.]

well there is a few shops up here that have actually heard of importatlanta before. And i did get a few kids from around here to check it out too!! Trying to REP It in NOMANSLAND..... :goodjob:

[Seymour222]

Isn't there a club called Mi-4 in VA?

[T.S.]

Yeah supposedly but never actually seen any of there cars, b/c there is no scene in virginia at all. I mean the closest thing to a scene here is 5 kids that met up at WALMART on Saturday nights to hang out in the parkenlot.....YEAH FUCKING LAME!! Im so ready to come home to ATL!

[T.S.]

They think my car is hot up here. And my car is a peice of shit!! hahah

[i4_garage]

iono about titties....but my left ball weigh like 10 something lbs

[T.S.]

You got elephant-titus? Thats pretty nasty! Actually on that note. I was working at a Lowe's in Snellville, GA and this guy actually game in one day. (mid-summer) I was working down on the lumber end and this guy came down pushing a cart and i didnt realize wtf he was holding. IT looked kinda like a arm splint except for the balls. And he was holding his balls up with this white splint. HE actually set them on the counter while the cashier rang out his stuff. I laughed for like 3 hours afterwards....It was so nasty it was funny!


kinda like this???

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/Tpstine/hahah.jpg

[ahmonrah]

ahmonrah? Was there something wrong with that stun gun in that vid? That stuff was pretty funny.yeah, there was something wrong....that stung gun was WEAK!!!! imma get with DR.G he has some equipment that he says is no joke. imma do a collaboration with him and test it out!!! we are gonna need a DIGI-CAM, anyone up for it ??

[ahmonrah]

iono about titties....but my left ball weigh like 10 something lbsdude...your left nut weighs 10lbs. ??? bwahahahaha!!! nah i'm just kidding. u might need to rub that off dawg:jerkit: .

[smoking RR]

Well I will say this.. someone I know had a boob reduction and they removed 7 lbs of boobs and she still has D cups left..
thats a HELLA LOT of boob!!! :D

[Seymour222]

yeah, there was something wrong....that stung gun was WEAK!!!! imma get with DR.G he has some equipment that he says is no joke. imma do a collaboration with him and test it out!!! we are gonna need a DIGI-CAM, anyone up for it ??


Im game. 500,000volts, can make you lose your bowels. That crap is scary.
haha no pun intended.

[T.S.]

Im game. 500,000volts, can make you lose your bowels. That crap is scary.
haha no pun intended.

fucking OUCH YO!!! you guys can have that shit!!! :goodjob:

[ahmonrah]

Im game. 500,000volts, can make you lose your bowels. That crap is scary.
haha no pun intended.dude, that stungun randomguy had was 950,000 volts......BLAH!!!! 500k i'll prolly take a nap. imma geton DR.G'S equipment since he's :A) a doctor and B) a chiropractor/sports therapist/whatever else you wanna call it. ineed to give him a call. see if we can get it crakkin.

[ahmonrah]

does anyone have a TAZER??

[T.S.]

Ya'll Mutha Fucka's are crazy!!! :goodjob:

[ahmonrah]

no, just willing to take risks that most peope cringe at ......that's all

[T.S.]

well you got my vote for some big ass balls!!

[ahmonrah]

lol!! i'm serious about the tazer though.... DR.G's equipment i know i can do that one anytime so. hell he brought it up in the first place.

[T.S.]

wow what does a stun gun feel like??

[i4_garage]

i would like to make a correction.....I did a little reweighing and came to a conclusion that the 10lbs was neither one of my balls.......buahahahhahahhah!!!!!!!!!!

[Seymour222]

A stun gun feels like: burning and an intense, uncontrollable muscle spaz. No shit, it hurts, seriously. Me and my brother had a pair of 250's for a while and would play this game where the object was to get each other unexpectedly. I still have scars. It is possible to short out your stun gun by using it too much. Like I said, I am game.