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never_finished
02-16-2006, 05:33 PM
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went into a drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well! , I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she insisted, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I replied, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

Repost Squintz
02-16-2006, 05:34 PM
lame!!!!111

JustinSane110™
02-16-2006, 05:35 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

never finished is a bitch.... :eye:

never_finished
02-16-2006, 05:46 PM
lame!!!!111

kinda like when u busted yo ass trying to race me on the pocket bike!! :lmfao:

never_finished
02-16-2006, 05:47 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

never finished is a bitch.... :eye:

don't be a pussy...bag that escalade :goodjob: :lmao:

JustinSane110™
02-16-2006, 05:49 PM
don't be a pussy...bag that escalade :goodjob: :lmao:
Wow, I like how you double posted there, damn poswhoring ass muthafucka!! :lmfao:

Don't worry about the Escalade, I got it all under control homey. :goodjob:

Julio
02-16-2006, 05:59 PM
lol

never_finished
02-16-2006, 05:59 PM
Wow, I like how you double posted there, damn poswhoring ass muthafucka!! :lmfao:

dont hate :D

Hulud
02-16-2006, 06:01 PM
never finished..... the minute man

psychodrama_81
02-16-2006, 06:18 PM
Ohhh...OHHHH!!!.....damn.....LIRL:lmfao:

§treet_§peed
02-16-2006, 07:44 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:





















but in all seriousness.....:jerkit:

Leisa
02-16-2006, 07:54 PM
my first condom was about 3 months ago,.. I told Brett to put one on so I could see what it felt like...lol.. I didnt like it

Sibious
02-16-2006, 08:03 PM
^^haha awsome

§treet_§peed
02-16-2006, 08:30 PM
:lmfao:

T.S.
02-16-2006, 08:46 PM
my first condom was about 3 months ago,.. I told Brett to put one on so I could see what it felt like...lol.. I didnt like it


HAHAHA now that shit is funny!! :goodjob:

EJ25RUN
02-16-2006, 09:59 PM
you minute man foo.

Tech_Queen
02-16-2006, 10:03 PM
thats some funny shit

The Golden Child
02-18-2006, 05:08 PM
bahahahaha that was funny

IntegraXTR
02-18-2006, 05:10 PM
lol, damn....