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Tiff-O-Bitties
02-16-2006, 09:32 AM
Actual Newspaper Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell 'washer and dryer'" $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything!!

Leisa
02-16-2006, 09:33 AM
Actual Newspaper Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell 'washer and dryer'" $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything!!


hahaha, those are good :goodjob:

2mchbooty
02-16-2006, 09:37 AM
Those are cute! :)

kelly marie
02-16-2006, 09:39 AM
lol those are funny

Boosted S60R
02-16-2006, 09:42 AM
lol

BTEC
02-16-2006, 09:44 AM
lmao!!
1 gay bull for sale. lol!!!

Rabunchic
02-16-2006, 10:20 AM
LOL!

Dr.Tim
02-16-2006, 10:53 AM
LOL nice

Z0_o6
02-16-2006, 11:56 AM
that is some funny stuff

EmminoDaGreat
02-16-2006, 12:03 PM
lol

RandomGuy
02-16-2006, 12:20 PM
LOL SPEAKS GERMAN LOL

burnout1990
02-16-2006, 02:21 PM
:lmfao:
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

BTEC
02-16-2006, 02:47 PM
this was my sisters response:

Question-



Is there anyway I can take 1 the gay bull off your hands?



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