SixSquared
02-13-2006, 11:25 PM
No, it's not a V-Day joke, but it's still damn funny
A kid and his mom are on a plane, and the kid decides to ask his mom some questions...
"Mom, if big dogs make little dogs, and big cats make little cats, how come big airplanes don't make little airplanes?"
The mom says "ask the flight attendant, son", so the next time a flight attendant walks by, the kid asks her. The flight attendant looks a bit confused, and looks at the mom.
"Have you explained the birds and bees to him yet, ma'am?", and the mom says she has, somewhat. The flight attendant smiles and turns back to the kid.
"Well I can explain that. Here at Delta, we have no little airplanes because we always pull out on time or early. Your mom can explain the rest"
A kid and his mom are on a plane, and the kid decides to ask his mom some questions...
"Mom, if big dogs make little dogs, and big cats make little cats, how come big airplanes don't make little airplanes?"
The mom says "ask the flight attendant, son", so the next time a flight attendant walks by, the kid asks her. The flight attendant looks a bit confused, and looks at the mom.
"Have you explained the birds and bees to him yet, ma'am?", and the mom says she has, somewhat. The flight attendant smiles and turns back to the kid.
"Well I can explain that. Here at Delta, we have no little airplanes because we always pull out on time or early. Your mom can explain the rest"