need to pass a drug test?

[COGCaviZ24]

LOL they were talking about this on 99x TJL show

The whizzanator!!!!!!! (http://www.whizzinator.com/)

click the link, self explainitory!!

[COGCaviZ24]

they make one for women too!

[The Ren]

This oen cracks me up.. I looked at the testimonials page

my husband could not pass a drug test to get a decent paying job because we smoke a little to relax. Now he has a job and together we make enough to have a comfortable life. To all of you who think people should stop doing everything they do. Everytime you take one of those doctor prescribed pain pills or nerve pills when you know in your mind it's just to feel a little better or drink your beer or wine to relax it is the same only marijuana grows naturally and the bible even gives us all the plants of the earth so who are you and who is the government to say it is bad when even God doesn't and if it was legal to grow more people would be eating it instead of smoking it which would take away most if not all negative aspects. It is not your buisiness which plants I choose to grow or ingest or burn and the quality of our lives should not suffer because the beliefs of some differ from ours. Some of the nicest most intelligent people you know may smoke. Anyway thanks for th!
is product Thanks For helping us keep one more freedom

[©hris]

Dual Clean and formula 420 always works for me. i burned the day before my test and still passed

[threehundred]

You can pass any test other than blood with only a few dollars.

Urine test - Vitamin B12, Aspirin, red meat (for creatine levels) and 1-2 gallons of water.

Hair test - Clean & Clear facial cleanser, Tide detergent, shower


Trust this

[Schlong]

How bout dont do fucking drugs and ya dont have to worry about shit, idiots.

[©hris]

How bout dont do fucking drugs and ya dont have to worry about shit, idiots.
u drink???

[Schlong]

u drink???

Shut the fuck up. Dont try to make a point, cause yo dumbass does drugs.

[©hris]

i smoke......i wouldnt exactly call that doing drugs. Id rather burn one and chill than Get drunk

[BTEC]

You can pass any test other than blood with only a few dollars.

Urine test - Vitamin B12, Aspirin, red meat (for creatine levels) and 1-2 gallons of water.

Hair test - Clean & Clear facial cleanser, Tide detergent, shower


Trust this
afterwards u go bald for like a week and ur hair grows back like a tie dyed shirt. lol!!!

[HyPer50]

How bout dont do fucking drugs and ya dont have to worry about shit, idiots.

All the lil red light next to your rep make sense now. anyways, your a fucking moron, go choke on a dick.

[©hris]

lol

[threehundred]

afterwards u go bald for like a week and ur hair grows back like a tie dyed shirt. lol!!!

Wrong. No side effects.

But it would be funny if it did.

[©hris]

i wouldnt recommend smoking your whole life, prob not the best idea.

[threehundred]

Well, Willie Nelson's like 300 years old. He's gotta be doing something right.

[©hris]

tru lol never thought of that

[Schlong]

tru lol never thought of that


Man you guys are fucking stupid. Hope you die of cancer and get a hole in your throat so you can breath.

[threehundred]

Man you guys are fucking stupid. Hope you die of cancer and get a hole in your throat so you can breath.

Thanks for caring :goodjob:

[©hris]

u can't get cancer from weed dumbass!

[©hris]

they give marijuana to cancer patients so they can deal with the pain

[Schlong]

they give marijuana to cancer patients so they can deal with the pain


Do you have cancer? Are you in pain or have a medical condition that warrants the use of illegal substance? What county do you live in?

[Schlong]

u can't get cancer from weed dumbass!


Did I say weed can cause Cancer? Nope sure didnt. I just said I hope you get cancer and die!

[©hris]

Do you have cancer? Are you in pain or have a medical condition that warrants the use of illegal substance? What county do you live in?
this brings me back to my original question......do you drink???

[Schlong]

Nope.

[BTEC]

Man you guys are fucking stupid. Hope you die of cancer and get a hole in your throat so you can breath.
thats pretty harsh to wish on somebody. i suppose u dnt do ne thing bad? suppose somebody wished u got aids and suffered til the age of 130 as ur organs slowly shut dwn all bc u got on ia and lied about how much horsepower u got and bc of how much trash u talk? its not that serious dude.

[threehundred]

Did I say weed can cause Cancer? Nope sure didnt. I just said I hope you get cancer and die!

That made me laugh.

[Schlong]

You guys are just jealous.

[GTScoob]

You guys are just jealous.

hahaha. liquor is harder on your body than smoking a j. How many people do you know that have gotten into wrecks from driving less than 25mph baked down the road? How many cases of domestic abuse occur as a result of a man getting too stoned?

[BTEC]

You guys are just jealous.
of what? :thinking: u aint shit dewd!!

[Schlong]

of what? :thinking: u aint shit dewd!!

My looks and my car.

[©hris]

suck

[T.S.]

they give marijuana to cancer patients so they can deal with the pain

Chris you dumbass, Its glaucoma to releave intraoccular-pressure!!!!! CANCER PATIENTS GET NARCOTICS!!! HAHAHA :goodjob:

[T.S.]

hahaha. liquor is harder on your body than smoking a j. How many people do you know that have gotten into wrecks from driving less than 25mph baked down the road? How many cases of domestic abuse occur as a result of a man getting too stoned?

Actually i have! My bestfriend died when we were 17. She was baked on that shit and drove off the road and hit a tree and went through the windsheild. :goodjob:

[COGCaviZ24]

Damn, i didn't mean to cause so much fuss. i just thought it was funny that a company would make such a thing. they even go as far as sending you fake piss, check the site!

[T.S.]

Damn, i didn't mean to cause so much fuss. i just thought it was funny that a company would make such a thing. they even go as far as sending you fake piss, check the site!


Still though. ITs a 150$ for a fake penis and a some pee! I mean is smoking weed really work all that??

[COGCaviZ24]

no sir! and weed can get costly. i'd rather spend it on something else

[©hris]

Chris you dumbass, Its glaucoma to releave intraoccular-pressure!!!!! CANCER PATIENTS GET NARCOTICS!!! HAHAHA :goodjob:
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[T.S.]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Your still my homey Chris ITs COOL!! :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:


But we wonder about the brain power sometimes! :rolleyes:

[chameleon30038]

the feedback his hilarious..

[ReCkLe5s]

You guys are just jealous.

im very jealous that you have no friends on IA or probably IRL... man have you looked at your rep bar i dont think it gets any reder... you got owned today....