BTEC
02-11-2006, 08:17 AM
The Ultimate Hooker
>
> A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a
> knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He
> strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
> hooker, "How much do you charge?"
>
> Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
>
> Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no
> hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
>
> The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the
> corner?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own
> those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job
> that's worth $500."
>
> Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll
> give it a try."
>
> They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later,
> the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just
> experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every
> bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says,
>
> "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
>
> The hooker replies, "$1,500."
>
> "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
>
>
>
> The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big
> boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I
> own that casino outright. And I own it because I give
> a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
>
> The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
> hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another
> year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
>
> Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
> amazed than before.
>
> He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got
> his money's worth.
>
> He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one
> glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the
> hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
>
> The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want
> to show you something. Do you see how the whole city
> of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those
> beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"
>
> "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole
> city?"
>
> No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy
>
> A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a
> knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He
> strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
> hooker, "How much do you charge?"
>
> Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
>
> Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no
> hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
>
> The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the
> corner?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own
> those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job
> that's worth $500."
>
> Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll
> give it a try."
>
> They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later,
> the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just
> experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every
> bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says,
>
> "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
>
> The hooker replies, "$1,500."
>
> "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
>
>
>
> The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big
> boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I
> own that casino outright. And I own it because I give
> a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
>
> The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
> hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another
> year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
>
> Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
> amazed than before.
>
> He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got
> his money's worth.
>
> He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one
> glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the
> hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
>
> The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want
> to show you something. Do you see how the whole city
> of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those
> beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"
>
> "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole
> city?"
>
> No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy