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BTEC
02-10-2006, 12:11 PM
1) Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) And Write it at the bottom! And re-post it with "H0W SEXY iS UR NAME"

under 45 points=not too sexy
from 46-75 points=pretty sexxy
over 76 points=VERY damn sexxxxy!!!
beyond 100= sexy as fuck!!!!

A=55
B=14
C=9
D=28
E=85
F=12
G=3
H=10
I=10
J=50
K=30
L=100
M=25
N=30
O=80
P=2
Q=12
R=9
S=13
T=40
U=11
V=10
W=10
X=3
Y=20
Z=23

2)
FREAK IN BED TEST, I GOT A 59!!!!!
Body: FREAK IN BED TEST.
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13)

AND NO CHEATING!

SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!

WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.....

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
(A)A LIGHT COLOR
(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS
(C)A DARK COLOR

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD...
(A)SEDUCE THEM
(B)JUST CHILL
(C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
(A)RAINY
(B)THUNDERSTORM
(C)SUNNY
(D)CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
(A)STRAWBERRYS
(B)CHERRYS
(C)GRAPES
(D)PEACHES
(E)KIWI

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....
(A)NIGHT
(B)DAY

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
(A)FALL
(B)SUMMER
(C)SPRING
(D)WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...
(A)ASTRO VAN
(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING
(C)PARK
(D)ON A AIR PLANE
(E)PARENTS ROOM
(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
(A)SPRINT/CINGULAR
(B)VERIZON
(C)T-MOBILE/NEXTEL
(D)PAY PHONE
(E)CRICKET
(F)SUNCOM
(G)BOOST

11.PICK AN ANIMAL
(A)LION
(B)LIZARD
(C)SNAKE
(D)MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING
(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP
(B)HONEY
(C)WHIP CREAM
(D)NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?
1. UP
2.DOWN
3.SIDEWAYS

NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK=========

***ANSWERS****
1.
A.LIGHT COLOR (4)POINTS
B.CHANGE COLORS (5)POINTS
C.DARK (4)POINTS

2.
A.SEDUCE THEM (5) POINTS
B.JUST CHILL (2)POINTS
C.CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE (4) POINTS

3.
A.RAIN (3) POINTS
B.THUNDERSTORM (5) POINTS
C.SUNNY (3) POINTS
D.CLOUDY (2) POINTS

4.
A.STRAWBERRYS (5) POINTS
B.CHERRYS(4) POINTS
C.GRAPES (3) POINTS
D.PEACHES (4) POINTS
E.KIWI (5) POINTS

5.NIGHT OR DAY?
NIGHT (5)POINTS
DAY(3) POINTS

6.
A.FALL (3) POINTS
B.SUMMMER (4) POINTS
C.SPRING (2) POINTS
D.WINTER (5)POINTS

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?
HEADBORD (5)
NO HEADBORED (2)

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
LEO-5
VIRGO-5
SCORPIO-5
LIBRA-3
GEMINI-4
ARIES-3
CAPRICORN-3
CANCER-4
PISCES-5
AQUARIUS-4
TAURUS-5
SAGITARIUS-4

9.
A.ASRTO VAN (3) POINTS
B.ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING (4) POINTS
C.PARK (2) POINTS
D.AIR PLANE (5 POINTS)
E.PARENTS ROOM (5 POINTS)
F.ALL OF THE ABOVE (10 POINTS)

10.
A.SPRINT/CINGULAR (5)
B.VERIZON (4)
C.T-MOB./NEXTEL (3)
D.PAYPHONE(1 LMAO!)
C.CRICKET (2)
E.SUNCOM(3)
F.BOOST MOB. (4)

11.
A.LION (5)
B.LIZARD (3)
C.SNAKE (4)
D.MONKEY (3)

12.
A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)
B. HONEY (2)
C. WHIP CREAM (5)
D. NUTS (3)

13.
1.UP(2)
2.DOWN(3)
3.SIDEWAYS(5)

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!

25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRAGE.

35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.

50-65= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START MESSAGING ME!!!!!!!!!!

NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF!




3) Fourth letter in your name...

A-Beautiful
B-Christian
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Emo
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Gangster
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Sexy
R-Hot
S-Lesbian
T-Retarded
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X- Under-appreciated
Y-Bitchy
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your last name:

A-nigga
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Geek
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Beauty queen
N-Crackwhore
O-Princess
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Asshole
T-Fucker
U-Whore
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What's Your Favorite Color:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- who's good in bed
Orange- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Black- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will rock your world
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Sex
Purple- Who takes it up the butt
Yellow- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Masturbates At Work


Now what are you?

4) Find the first letter in your first name:

A-Beautiful
B-Christian
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Gangster
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-punky
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Sexy
R-Hot
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X- Under-appreciated
Y-Bitchy
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the second letter in your last name:

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Geek
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Drug head
M-Beauty queen
N-Crackwhore
O-Whore
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Asshole
T-Fucker
U-Princess
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What's Your Favorite Color:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who Will Rock Your World
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who Will Do Anything For Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Masturbates At Work

2mchbooty
02-10-2006, 12:13 PM
I dont need a quiz to tell me IM A FREAK! :idb: ;)

BTEC
02-10-2006, 12:16 PM
I dont need a quiz to tell me IM A FREAK! :idb: ;)
take the test and post ur score. ur bragging too much to be a real freak. ;)

2mchbooty
02-10-2006, 12:17 PM
Ok fine...I'll do it. :tongue:

BTEC
02-10-2006, 12:19 PM
im a gothic sex machine who will rock ur world. lol!!!!!

2mchbooty
02-10-2006, 12:26 PM
1) 380
2) 60
3) Popular Nigga who's good in bed
4) Gangsta Bitch who will rock your world





.....sounds about right ;)

USMC_is300
02-10-2006, 12:26 PM
hell ladies better watch out im 246 slut who wants to have sex with you Christian Jackass who likes bondage lol

BTEC
02-10-2006, 12:28 PM
1) 380
2) 60
3) Popular Nigga who's good in bed
4) Gangsta Bitch who will rock your world





.....sounds about right ;)
aight, aight. The test dnt lie, so whats up? my 59 versus ur 60. lol!!

gijoe0720
02-10-2006, 12:32 PM
First one- 240
Second one- 57
Thrid one- Gorgeous Asshole who is good in bed
Last one- Gothic Whore who will rock your world???????

BTEC
02-10-2006, 12:34 PM
First one- 240
Second one- 57
Thrid one- Gorgeous Asshole who is good in bed
Last one- Gothic Whore who will rock your world???????
my third one was- lesbian asshole who is good in bed.

Seymour222
02-10-2006, 12:35 PM
Ima girly asshole who is good in bed & a pretty whore who will rock your world.

carrascopa
02-10-2006, 12:39 PM
only doing the 1st one dont have time for others..

but alex scroes a 243.. thats off the chart.. lol

2mchbooty
02-10-2006, 12:42 PM
only doing the 1st one dont have time for others..

but alex scroes a 243.. thats off the chart.. lol
I beat you :D

carrascopa
02-10-2006, 01:11 PM
I beat you :D

243 with 4 letters punk!

what is i did alexander.. holy shit id have a grand

BTEC
02-10-2006, 01:18 PM
i got 246 with 5 letters. BTEC got 143 so either way it goes im one sexy bitch. lol!!@!

2mchbooty
02-10-2006, 01:27 PM
243 with 4 letters punk!

what is i did alexander.. holy shit id have a grand
HA HA...didnt look at it that way! :o

Slowboy
02-10-2006, 01:35 PM
1) 92
2)61
3) Retarded Babe who will rock your world
4) pretty slut who will do anything for sex w/ you.

haha curtis is not a sexxy name, but none the less funny quiz.
Gave me something to do at work.

thinkfast®
02-10-2006, 02:21 PM
apparently I'm too sexy for this thread

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