funny things in electronics manuals

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So i was just reading the manual to my new digital camera and read some of the advice it gives to the new camera user which i found quite funny.... Any of you guys seen funny or stupid things in manuals or anythign else similar for that matter?

Heres what i found:

"When operating the diopter adjustment control be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye."
lol