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thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 01:51 AM
You supposed to doo doo everyday..wonderin why you got a headache - you need to doo doo!

you cant go 3 days without doo dooin... you bust a damn vein!! And put some vegetables on the plate!! thats what make the doo doo slide, is the vegetables... not just mashed potatos and fried chicken and thats all, doo doo come out hard as a muthafucker!! feel like a sailboat comin out yo ass, gotta grab a ass cheek and stomp, cause you aint had no muthafuckin vegetables

you ever farted and knew it was gonna be a loud fart, so you try and overtalk the fart.. like pfffffffffft WHERE YOU GONNA BE??? pffffffffft ALRIGHT THEN I MEET YOU DOWNTOWN HOMEY

HAHA

#1Beaver
02-09-2006, 01:52 AM
bbbbbbbbbwwahahahahahahahah

hellz yeah i did that over talk today while watching Lost

gijoe0720
02-09-2006, 01:53 AM
ummm...wow

But yea I did take a monster shit at work today

JustinSane110™
02-09-2006, 01:54 AM
WTF?? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 01:55 AM
I had this one bitch at my job today LIRL she farted as I walked by, I was like WTF??? sounded like she was shufflin cards

damn bitch what you playin solitaire up in here?

Crazy Asian
02-09-2006, 01:57 AM
AHAHHAHAAHHAHA LOL...I think by now you should be takin a massive titanic right now after all those wings man.

Flip
02-09-2006, 01:58 AM
so random... i love it...

JustinSane110™
02-09-2006, 01:58 AM
I had this one bitch at my job today LIRL she farted as I walked by, I was like WTF??? sounded like she was shufflin cards

damn bitch what you playin solitaire up in here?
LIRL!!!

One of my younger cousins be fartin and the shit be sounding like straight up clapping man, damn round of applause farts and shit.... gross.

#1Beaver
02-09-2006, 01:58 AM
yeah
LIRL

thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 02:02 AM
fffffffffffffftttttttttt

thats what it sounded like

thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 02:08 AM
chick had some nasty ass breath too

made me want to put some toothpaste on my fist and punch the bitch in her mouth

punch

Crazy Asian
02-09-2006, 02:09 AM
hahahahaahhahaahahaah damn ey go hear your dog fart..its THE most weirdest sound you will ever hear.

thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 02:11 AM
naw man but I smelled it

it is no joke

you know what else is no joke, them all inclusive joints... I had one of them bands on, and the bartender was like "what you want to drink homey" I said "muthafucker EVERYTHING!!" I had the band, I told him that means I can drink til I die

hahaha

Leisa
02-09-2006, 08:21 AM
Ricky...

I swear you really need to seek some kind of therapy... no joke!

thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 09:04 AM
please explain

threehundred
02-09-2006, 09:10 AM
This is a hilarious thread. The toothpaste on the fist shit is awesome

Scrilla
02-09-2006, 10:39 AM
LIRL!!!

One of my younger cousins be fartin and the shit be sounding like straight up clapping man, damn round of applause farts and shit.... gross.


HAHAHHA!!!!:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

The Golden Child
02-09-2006, 10:53 AM
bahahaha

trythefly
02-09-2006, 11:06 AM
funniest shiat i've read all day.

+1

Scrilla
02-09-2006, 12:12 PM
funniest shiat i've read all day.

+1



:stupid:

BTLFED
02-09-2006, 12:15 PM
I had this one bitch at my job today LIRL she farted as I walked by, I was like WTF??? sounded like she was shufflin cards

damn bitch what you playin solitaire up in here?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIRMOTHERFUCKINGL!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

BTLFED
02-09-2006, 12:17 PM
This is the best thread EVAR!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Ricky, you da man, homie! :lmfao:

Macro
02-09-2006, 12:37 PM
damn homie que te dije, dem frijoles are no joke! orale cochino esta ves si fumigastes la officina huh?!

ahmonrah
02-09-2006, 12:52 PM
i have been bustin ass all day today. and it smells like queso1!! i went to this mexican restaurant last night and i love cheese(most men do) and i got a pint of queso and some chips to take home. welll this morning i had to take a:toilet: gorilla shiat and OMFG i was hurtin! it's now noon and i feel like i've been gangraped by telephone poles.....mmommy help!!!!!:lmfao:

thinkfast®
02-09-2006, 01:35 PM
haha LIRL @ gorilla shit :lmfao:

hey macro, esto paso en mi apartamento, chingado man ni puedo dormir agusto

RandomGuy
02-09-2006, 06:27 PM
LOLLLLLL a thread about dookie this shit is hilarious...

bridging a deck of cards = HILARIOUS LMAO

99ITRGIRL
02-09-2006, 06:29 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

ahmonrah
02-09-2006, 06:33 PM
i feel better now. imma lay off the queso for a minute....and it had jalepenos in it too...man this morning was RUFF!!

never_finished
02-09-2006, 06:44 PM
LIRL at this thread....why is it that talking about doo doo is so funny? :lmao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmao:

+1 homey!

IntegraXTR
02-09-2006, 06:46 PM
AHAHHAHAAHHAHA LOL...I think by now you should be takin a massive titanic right now after all those wings man.

:lmfao:

thinkfast®
02-10-2006, 03:18 PM
i feel better now. imma lay off the queso for a minute....and it had jalepenos in it too...man this morning was RUFF!!

please DON'T explain :lmfao:

Kevykev
02-10-2006, 03:22 PM
! it's now noon and i feel like i've been gangraped by telephone poles.....mmommy help!!!!!:lmfao:


:lmfao:

WHAT THE FFFFFF?!

BTLFED
02-10-2006, 05:11 PM
Are we still talking about poop?! Lets continue! :lmfao:

PSINXS
02-10-2006, 05:14 PM
i am about to poo right now.

BTLFED
02-10-2006, 05:21 PM
Wait a minute......^^^^^