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boosted1jz
04-16-2005, 03:59 PM
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was
also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more
agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied,
"It's square and it has you on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Ms Dollar
04-16-2005, 04:35 PM
damn...

br3nn0n
04-16-2005, 05:05 PM
ha ha! nice chris!

5thgcelica
04-16-2005, 05:31 PM
ha. wow. if someone was that dumb id cut them

Miranda
04-16-2005, 05:34 PM
ha. wow. if someone was that dumb id cut them


Damn, dude.. you got home fast!

~ Miranda

5thgcelica
04-16-2005, 05:35 PM
Damn, dude.. you got home fast!

~ Miranda


haha and i stoped by a store!
you should see me drive! lol

Scrappy
04-16-2005, 05:38 PM
OLD! lol and not true... well some might ;)

accordsti
04-16-2005, 09:40 PM
haha and i stoped by a store!
you should see me drive! lol

LOLOLOLOL good joke.

However if u drive like that jack fuck who cut me off in the 60mph one lane chicane on Lebanon Rd in the black Celica GT, then fuck u and yo mom.
But if u drive like me safe and rapid the goodjob.

Scrappy
04-16-2005, 10:05 PM
crack head look at his sig... it aint black ;)

accordsti
04-16-2005, 10:18 PM
i know buttfucker:), thats why i said like him.

Notice the joke scrappy. I promise though never again.

5thgcelica
04-17-2005, 12:05 AM
lol. i drive skillfully. not stupidly

accordsti
04-17-2005, 10:45 AM
Goodjob, hopefully you dont cut people off on 2 lane roads in the middle of a semi high speed chicane.

JagerGirl
04-18-2005, 11:48 AM
repost.