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boosted1jz
02-06-2006, 10:14 PM
I was walking across town the other day, when all of a sudden I need to take a dump badly.So I ran into Kmart to find a toilet.
When I finally found them, this guy next to me starts talking to me...

Hey how are you?!?

I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a dump at the restrooms of some shop, but I didn t want to be rude so I answered the dude.

Yes I'm ok thanks!

So that dude starts talking again...

What are you doing?!

So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

Well I guess the same as you are, sitting here doing my thing...

At this point I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can.But the dudes asks me another question.

What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

Well... I'm getting people over for dinner so today is probably not a good idea...

So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

Honey, I gotta call you back later. This idiot here keeps answering my questions....
Nemesis
02-06-2006, 10:15 PM
lol
Crazy Asian
02-06-2006, 10:16 PM
HAHAHAA MORON YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!
Hulud
02-06-2006, 10:16 PM
ok
Brett
02-06-2006, 10:18 PM
That one is as old as me!! LOL
Halfwit
02-06-2006, 10:20 PM
repost from only 1 month ago. shame on u, at least wait a lil while.
Nemesis
02-06-2006, 10:22 PM
That one is as old as me!! LOL


I better have a warm welcome tommorrow morning from DaddyFatSack :lmfao:
boosted1jz
02-06-2006, 10:22 PM
really :( damnit.... i dont remember seeing it being posted :( o well
Repost Squintz
02-06-2006, 11:09 PM
hahaha thats a good repost though
carrascopa
02-06-2006, 11:17 PM
haha! i never heard it... i jacked it and put it in the form of a myspace bulletin.. lol
thinkfast®
02-06-2006, 11:21 PM
total garbage
gijoe0720
02-07-2006, 04:00 AM
That one is as old as me!! LOL


Is that possible?
Hektik
02-07-2006, 04:48 AM
old but still good:goodjob:
Nittanys1
02-07-2006, 06:07 AM
That one is as old as me!! LOL


GOT THAT RIGHT!!!
Macro
02-07-2006, 08:41 AM
hhahahahahah! I have a friend that likes to fuck with me by asking me question when I’m on the phone. You should try it, ask him some embarrassing questions and look at him/her fall apart.
AtifSajid
02-07-2006, 09:59 AM
ha, i never heard that either. Good one!
1439/2000
02-07-2006, 10:01 AM
HAHAHAA MORON YOU GOT OWNED!!!!!

Doesnt understand.
RISKYB
02-07-2006, 10:31 AM
damn
Sibious
02-07-2006, 10:45 AM
hahahah. u got owned, sry to tell ya
IntegraXTR
02-07-2006, 11:01 AM
lol
aaronfelipe
03-19-2006, 11:55 PM
LOL I almost bought it.
The Golden Child
03-20-2006, 09:57 AM
LOL I almost bought it.

daym son you mad late .. lolz
ShogunStylez
03-20-2006, 11:10 AM
YOU YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

So I was driving across town the yesterday, when all of a sudden I need to take a shit badly.So I ran into wal-mart to find a bathroom.
When I finally found it, the dude next to me starts talking to me...

Hey how are you?!?

I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a shit in the restrooms of some store, but I didn t want to be a jackass so I answered the guy.

Im good thanks!

So that dude starts talking again...

What are you doing?!

So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

taking a shit like you.

so nowI'm just trying to get out of there fast as hell.But the motherfucker asks me another question.

What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

Well... I got a girl who wants to give me GA dome

So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

Honey, I gotta call you back later. This fucktard here keeps talkin to me!
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The Golden Child
03-20-2006, 12:48 PM
YOU YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

So I was driving across town the yesterday, when all of a sudden I need to take a shit badly.So I ran into wal-mart to find a bathroom.
When I finally found it, the dude next to me starts talking to me...

Hey how are you?!?

I'm not really the talking type especially whem I'm taking a shit in the restrooms of some store, but I didn t want to be a jackass so I answered the guy.

Im good thanks!

So that dude starts talking again...

What are you doing?!

So I'm thinking wtf a question is that.I'm a bit uncomfortable now but I answer him...

taking a shit like you.

so nowI'm just trying to get out of there fast as hell.But the motherfucker asks me another question.

What would you think about me joining you back to your place?!

Now I'm just totally shocked, but to not answer him is just rude:

Well... I got a girl who wants to give me GA dome

So I hear this dude with a kinda grumpy sound in his voice go...

Honey, I gotta call you back later. This fucktard here keeps talkin to me!
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bro you ok ?
HeLLo iM iZzY
03-20-2006, 02:06 PM
^^ sounds all concerned :lmfao: :lmfao:
The Golden Child
03-20-2006, 02:08 PM
^^ sounds all concerned :lmfao: :lmfao:

he my homie ..
ShogunStylez
03-20-2006, 04:47 PM
bro you ok ?

yea im perfectly fine. i was just tellin you this awsome story man!!!