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TheSnail
02-04-2006, 10:42 PM
Take a shower.

Its been three days with out taking a shower and now I realy starting to stink. I have been lazy and just havent had the time to take one. But it is getting bad, I pull down my boxers to take a piss and it smells as if I crapped myself. I might go take a shower right now, while Im not so lazy, because I dont want to continue to 4 days . I figgured I'd tell yall, since I was impressed at the strenght of the stinch from not showering in 3 days and with out deoderent.
quickdodge®
02-04-2006, 10:43 PM
I got you beat. Been about 2 weeks for me. Later, QD.
SixSquared
02-04-2006, 10:44 PM
UGH!!! GO AWAY NOW AND GET CLEAN! Naaaaashty... fuck.... now *I* need a shower, just from reading that.
imbosile
02-04-2006, 10:47 PM
um, yea, i really hope hes not serious.
TheSnail
02-04-2006, 10:56 PM
um, yea, i really hope hes not serious.

Who QD or me? Yeah its been three days, no big deal. Just stinks. The longest I went is about a week, but that was multiple times when I lived on my own. As far as not taking a shower now, its that damn post thread's fault. Iv been on it from 11-6am and 11-7am the past couple of nights, so when Im done with postwhoreing its like 7am and is "too late" for me to take a shower so I just go to sleep. Then I wake up, turnon the computer and drink my coffe, not wanting to get in the shower. thats how 3 days builds up before you know it.
RandomGuy
02-04-2006, 11:07 PM
Who QD or me? Yeah its been three days, no big deal. Just stinks. The longest I went is about a week, but that was multiple times when I lived on my own. As far as not taking a shower now, its that damn post thread's fault. Iv been on it from 11-6am and 11-7am the past couple of nights, so when Im done with postwhoreing its like 7am and is "too late" for me to take a shower so I just go to sleep. Then I wake up, turnon the computer and drink my coffe, not wanting to get in the shower. thats how 3 days builds up before you know it.
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT SHOWER

do it for IA... lets see how long you can last... seriously.... i dont think u can pass 5 days...!!
Crazy Asian
02-04-2006, 11:07 PM
No I got you beat..ALL OF YOU. Went to Mexico for a missionary trip...didnt take a shower for 1 month. HAH!!!!!
HyPer50
02-04-2006, 11:14 PM
So thats what that smell was I smelled out on Barrett last night! damn man... lmao.
HyPer50
02-04-2006, 11:15 PM
No I got you beat..ALL OF YOU. Went to Mexico for a missionary trip...didnt take a shower for 1 month. HAH!!!!!

Well thats different.... thats cause the water down there can give you syphalis. I'd rather stink than have my dick fall off.
Hulud
02-04-2006, 11:16 PM
this is dumb
TheSnail
02-05-2006, 01:48 AM
I took a shower about an hour after I posted, so now I smell like Herbal Essence and IrishSpring.
Crazy Asian
02-05-2006, 01:49 AM
You still smell like a snail GO WHORE IN THE LAST PAGE THREAD NOT HERE!!!
Stormhammer
02-05-2006, 01:52 AM
uh

isn't herbal essence a more feminie shampoo?

did you have an orgasm while showering?
Crazy Asian
02-05-2006, 01:52 AM
No he just...oozeed everywhere.
XBLG20
02-05-2006, 01:54 AM
i take two a day every day
TheSnail
02-05-2006, 01:55 AM
No, I did not have an orgasm, but I was moaning really loud.
Crazy Asian
02-05-2006, 01:56 AM
You need to be salted/
TheSnail
02-05-2006, 01:56 AM
FUCK YOU ! HAHAHA
Crazy Asian
02-05-2006, 01:56 AM
haAHAHAHAH or be shoved in a salt pile and see you sizzle.
TheSnail
02-05-2006, 01:58 AM
Well Ill sink into my shell, so the salt doesnt touch my skin.
Crazy Asian
02-05-2006, 01:59 AM
Ill break your shell...AND THEN PEE ON YOU!!!
TheSnail
02-07-2006, 07:42 PM
I did it again. Last shower was the shower after my first post.
Gabe
02-07-2006, 07:57 PM
das just sick yo i can't go w/out at least 2 showers a day
TheSnail
02-07-2006, 08:02 PM
Somone bathe me with a sponge.
thinkfast®
02-07-2006, 08:21 PM
damn son thats impressive... I went like 5 days, including soccer practice on 4 days..

I used to smell my socks and Id be like "GOT DAMN SON!!" one time I even rubbed my hand on the bottom of my foot and smelled it, I damn near passed out, I was like "HOLY SHIT!!!" I cant do that now though, my shit will clear out an entire hotel floor
TheSnail
02-07-2006, 08:26 PM
I have a friend who had to take medication, because his feet smelled so bad. His feet were turning black (no bs) and had to keep his feet in a tub of medication for 30min twice a day.
BTLFED
02-07-2006, 09:28 PM
Disgusting. :upchuck:

~leaves~
thinkfast®
02-07-2006, 10:12 PM
this thread stinks like queso fresco
Leisa
02-07-2006, 10:16 PM
damn son thats impressive... I went like 5 days, including soccer practice on 4 days..

I used to smell my socks and Id be like "GOT DAMN SON!!" one time I even rubbed my hand on the bottom of my foot and smelled it, I damn near passed out, I was like "HOLY SHIT!!!" I cant do that now though, my shit will clear out an entire hotel floor


Ricky you are a complete dork!!!!!!!!!!
thinkfast®
02-07-2006, 10:18 PM
wadup pirate

haaaaaaaaaaaar
The Yousef
02-07-2006, 10:23 PM
i take two a day every day

as do i :goodjob:
thinkfast®
02-07-2006, 10:26 PM
lies, all lies

you bastards smell like a pig trough!
The Yousef
02-07-2006, 10:29 PM
lies, all lies

you bastards smell like a pig trough!

...i actually smell like curry as a matter of fact! :lmfao:
TheSnail
02-07-2006, 10:38 PM
I think Im going to take a shower tonight. 50/50 chance
thinkfast®
02-07-2006, 10:40 PM
100% chance of me goin outside to burn one, layin my ass on the bed, watchin bad boys of comedy til I pass out. and thats the truth, cause thinkfast says so
Scrilla
02-08-2006, 02:49 PM
100% chance of me goin outside to burn one, layin my ass on the bed, watchin bad boys of comedy til I pass out. and thats the truth, cause thinkfast says so


:rly: LIRL!
The Golden Child
02-08-2006, 03:42 PM
i almost threw up reading this thread