12 ways to tell if you should drive your car off a cliff..

[nightracer]

(1.) Tow trucks follow you around waiting for you to break down. http://www.streetracingdayton.com/forum/images/smilies/wompwomp.gif
(2.) You tach out before hitting 120mph :rant:
(3.) Your wheels are as wider than your cell phone. http://www.streetracingdayton.com/forum/images/smilies/1/ugh2.gif
(4.) If your horsepower figures are a 1/3 of what 14 second cars put down. http://www.streetracingdayton.com/forum/images/smilies/redface.gif
(5.) Mechanics look at your shit like: http://www.streetracingdayton.com/forum/images/smilies/2/nonono2.gif
(6.) Ppl at autozone are like http://www.streetracingdayton.com/forum/images/smilies/2/rolleyes2.gif when you pop your hood.
(7.) If young jewish college girls are the majority of people that buy the same car as you.
(8.) If those same young jewish college girls think your car is, "cute".
(9.) If your brakes overheat 15 minutes after you hit the backroads.
(10.) Your exhaust diameter is the same size around as some guy's penises. http://www.streetracingdayton.com/forum/images/smilies/1/kekekegay.gif
(11.) If you know ghetto chicks with weaves and fake nails that drive faster cars than you. :lmfao:
(12.) If the only person that thinks your car is fast is 5'1, 104 lbs., female and has engaged in lesbian activities. :lickpuss:

[Kevykev]

haha

[#1Beaver]

LIRL

[IndianStig]

fuck you

<checks tires, phew only 11/12>

[SwurvinIn]

haha...nice

[98strat]

(2.) You tach out before hitting 120mph

What if you don't tach out but your car is limited before 120. Should i still go off the cliff.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

yea what he said^

[5thgcelica]

(2.) You tach out before hitting 120mph

What if you don't tach out but your car is limited before 120. Should i still go off the cliff.


lol good point..

least my car goes 124. lol. or so ive heard...yet to test it.

[Nismo]

Mine tachs at 128..... but its a scion tc

[Halfwit]

how bout ppl with kamikaze body kits and whatnot? a car louder than it is fast?

stickers of products u dont even know what they are?

[EJ25RUN]

anyone with this on their car... off the cliff you go/

http://www.performancestyleattitude.com/home_header01.gif

[Halfwit]

for real^^^

[BTLFED]

hahahaha

[NAIZBST]

LIRL

[ahmonrah]

(1.) Tow trucks follow you around waiting for you to break down.
(2.) You tach out before hitting 120mph
(3.) Your wheels are as wider than your cell phone.
(4.) If your horsepower figures are a 1/3 of what 14 second cars put down.
(5.) Mechanics look at your shit like:
(6.) Ppl at autozone are like when you pop your hood.

does 6/12 mean i should follow your advise???

[RISKYB]

hahaha good one

[SixSquared]

Whew. none of those apply to my car. Well... kinda.... lesbians do think my car's fast, but hey.... it is! :D