*** The Truest gauge ever/Asn Trader!!! ***

[RandomGuy]

http://www.emailjokes.co.za/thumb/3455image001_4015_3455_1.jpg !! brilliance.

[AznTraitor]

http://www.emailjokes.co.za/thumb/3455image001_4015_3455_1.jpg !! brilliance.


no, just dont be poor.

[#1Beaver]

hellz yeah
nice find man!

[never_finished]

lol yeah

[RandomGuy]

no, just dont be poor.
again
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~kevinpo/art/LAME.jpg


makes no sense.

let me explain the image for those who may not be at the level of intellect to comprehend what it implies.

The relationship between money held for us common folk and gasoline in our tanks at a given time varies inversely...

[AznTraitor]

again



makes no sense.

let me explain the image for those who may not be at the level of intellect to comprehend what it implies.

The relationship between money held for us common folk and gasoline in our tanks at a given time varies inversely...


no, makes perfect sense. If you arent poor you can afford gas. If you are a good planner, then you already know how much you have to set aside for gas for your vehicle. Besides, you dont even have to worry about it, isnt your motor blown? Just get some nike's or a new huffy.

[#1Beaver]

hmm....ok

[RandomGuy]

no, makes perfect sense. If you arent poor you can afford gas. If you are a good planner, then you already know how much you have to set aside for gas for your vehicle. Besides, you dont even have to worry about it, isnt your motor blown? Just get some nike's or a new huffy.
i got a DD... my shit will be back up strong... anyways

it was a JOKE... obviously others got it and found it funny... Sorry for not striking your sense of humor or lack thereof

[AznTraitor]

i got a DD... my shit will be back up strong... anyways

it was a JOKE... obviously others got it and found it funny... Sorry for not striking your sense of humor or lack thereof


I have a sense of humor, a pretty good one that that.

Glad to hear your car will be up and running again. Did you have to get a new motor, or just replace the crank and pistons?

[thinkfast®]

dude you need to change your tampon, seems the one that is in you is filled up w/ blood and has reached its capacity

nice img RG!! I feel like that with a got damn 327, but its all good...

[AznTraitor]

dude you need to change your tampon, seems the one that is in you is filled up w/ blood and has reached its capacity

nice img RG!! I feel like that with a got damn 327, but its all good...


You need to get off my nuts, looks like you got a crush on me or something.

[thinkfast®]

naw son, dont go kicking your fantasies in here, I like pussy. not pussies, but pussy. thats where the fleshy patch between your legs sits, although it may just be an enlarged clitoris.

you may want to get that checked out.

[RandomGuy]

I have a sense of humor, a pretty good one that that.

Glad to hear your car will be up and running again. Did you have to get a new motor, or just replace the crank and pistons?
motor is good, but i have another block in NY at the moment getting worked on... have a group buy for forged pistons on my site and going .040 over... race rods, lightened crank, the works... when the whole block gets back down here maybe within 2 weeks... i should be back in commission within a couple of days. still not fast... but reliable.... i have some minimal bolt ons going with this, but as my money situation gets better i'll go for more reliable power... fuck risky power... its all about reliable power.

[thinkfast®]

motor is good, but i have another block in NY at the moment getting worked on... have a group buy for forged pistons on my site and going .040 over... race rods, lightened crank, the works... when the whole block gets back down here maybe within 2 weeks... i should be back in commission within a couple of days. still not fast... but reliable.... i have some minimal bolt ons going with this, but as my money situation gets better i'll go for more reliable power... fuck risky power... its all about reliable power.

maybe if you had planned you wouldnt need reliable!!

:jerkit:

[AznTraitor]

naw son, dont go kicking your fantasies in here, I like pussy. not pussies, but pussy. thats where the fleshy patch that you like to call a penis sits, although it may just be an enlarged clitoris w/ extra roast beef.

you may want to get that checked out.


Well then you need to stop wondering if I have a tampon or if I have roast beef. You should really consider going to see a therapist. Because with the way you talk about dudes and wanting to check their tampon's and wanting to know if they have roast beef, it's almost like an excuse for you to talk like a homosexual and get a sneak peek...not that there's anything wrong with it, and if that's your sexual preference no one will look down on you, that's your life choice...be proud.

[AznTraitor]

motor is good, but i have another block in NY at the moment getting worked on... have a group buy for forged pistons on my site and going .040 over... race rods, lightened crank, the works... when the whole block gets back down here maybe within 2 weeks... i should be back in commission within a couple of days. still not fast... but reliable.... i have some minimal bolt ons going with this, but as my money situation gets better i'll go for more reliable power... fuck risky power... its all about reliable power.


yeah, half assing it for quick power is never the way to go. Build up the internals first, and then worry about up'ing boost and what not.

[RandomGuy]

yeah, half assing it for quick power is never the way to go. Build up the internals first, and then worry about up'ing boost and what not.
yeah its all about proper planning.

[thinkfast®]

yea man, maybe if you arent poor you can not half ass it. If you are a good planner, then you already know how much you have to set aside for roast beef for yourself

[AznTraitor]

yea man, maybe if you arent poor you can not half ass it. If you are a good planner, then you already know how much you have to set aside for roast beef for yourself


I hear Arby's still has the 5 for 5. I think you can manage.

[thinkfast®]

I hear Arby's still has the 5 for 5. I think you can manage.

I really wasnt talking to you, maybe if you had planned being a funny guy I would, but instead your tampon is over its capacity and now you have stained yourself.

:looks for ignore button:

please leave

[AznTraitor]

I really wasnt talking to you, maybe if you had planned being a funny guy I would, but instead your tampon is over its capacity and now you have stained yourself.

:looks for ignore button:

please leave



oh well looky there....your ass is stumped with nothing left to say.

there you go with the tampon again, seriously...go see a therapist. I mean it. I think you have something wrong in your head.

[thinkfast®]

If you are a good planner, you should know when to STFU...

the only "stump" I see is between your legs :lmfao:

thinkfast, 4
Asn Trader, 0

[RandomGuy]

lol look its an asian trader
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1044579942730_2003/02/07/08JAKARTA,0.jpg

[thinkfast®]

LIRL heres another asian trader
http://www.ebrd.com/new/stories/2004/041001c.gif

[thinkfast®]

South korean trader:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/images/_45816_copy_of_soeul_trader.jpg

business must be bad :(

[RandomGuy]

and another
http://www.umich.edu/~cibe/headlines/headlinespix/programcsr.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://i.pbase.com/v3/82/436282/1/44788893.PICT0597.jpgAsian Apprentice

YOU'RE FILED

[thinkfast®]

This asian trader is not amused:
http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2004/08/07/20040806183654.jpeg

[RandomGuy]

asian trader business travel program

http://www.discobug.com/albums/impressions/2004_04_24_12_59_47.jpg

[YoshiFD3S]

I'm still wondering where he came up with the word, "Truest"

>__>

[RandomGuy]

I'm still wondering where he came up with the word, "Truest"

>__>
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=truest

[YoshiFD3S]

Wow.

...it just sounds funny.

btw, you're fired.

*laff*

[thinkfast®]

I have a better question

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5468/trader5sb.jpg

[RandomGuy]

I have a better question

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5468/trader5sb.jpg
i think we found him
http://www.newsworld.co.kr/cont/0508/image/45-1.jpg

[thinkfast®]

another satisfied customer:
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9080/trader5sq.jpg

[thinkfast®]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9901/trader4fe.jpg

hmm

[RandomGuy]

http://international.utah.gov/international_watch/2004/images/01-30-04-korea.jpg asian trading association of america.

[RandomGuy]

black asian traders
http://wugoddess36.tripod.com/wu_clan.jpg

[Negrodamus]

hahahaha

[thinkfast®]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5220/trader9vc.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.japaneselifestyle.com.au/culture/images/geisha_maiko_kyoto.jpg what asian traders trade

[thinkfast®]

Ooooooo that makes total sense!!

so is the "Asn trader" on IA a Geisha? damn that explains so much

[RandomGuy]

とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない I think it's bettre
　スポットライト？滅相もない答えはいつだってBerryシンプル
　今日を知ればいい～
とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない I think it's bettre
　スポットライト？滅相もない答えはいつだってBerryシンプル
　今日を知ればいい～
とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない I think it's bettre
　スポットライト？滅相もない答えはいつだってBerryシンプル
　今日を知ればいい～
とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない I think it's bettre
　スポットライト？滅相もない答えはいつだってBerryシンプル
　今日を知ればいい～
とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない I think it's bettre
　スポットライト？滅相もない答えはいつだってBerryシンプル
　今日を知ればいい～
とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない I think it's bettre
　スポットライト？滅相もない答えはいつだってBerryシンプル
　今日を知ればいい～
とかくイントロのギターがかっけぇ～～～～っ！
もう「ゾクゾクッ」ってなるよ♪（わかるっしょ？）
アスファルトから陽炎が立ちのぼるような…
そんな不愉快感極まりないようでいて、
夏を否応がなしに感じてしまう恍惚というか…
そんな時に是非とも聞きたい曲。

～うだるような道の真ん中で
　君に似合っていた色を思い出した
　捨てられない言葉がただ邪魔になるだけ
　願ってはみた…～

「アルカイック」
いつか田中っちがこの詩が気に入っている。
というのを知ってから俄然いっそう好きになった♪
とにかく普遍的な日々を愛おしく感じる。
とにもかくにも優しくなれる。

～日々の涙を日々が優しく笑い
　時には歌を意味のない歌を風が奏でるんです
　雨が降りそうな往来ホコリが舞えば
　ほら夏到来僕にはBetter
　そんな滅相もない答えは至ってBerryシンプル
　目を閉じればいい
　理由は尽きるさ君が居れば…
　右の瞼を閉じていたずらに笑う日々に賛美歌を
　何気ない朝を気づかずに過ごすんです
　誰も言いそうにない言葉をメタファーにすれば
　印象は悪くない

[Negrodamus]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39389000/jpg/_39389661_203b_sqtrader_ap.jpg
When Asian Stocks Hit VTEC

[RandomGuy]

big ballin asian trader
http://en1.chinabroadcast.cn/mmsource/image/2005-7-24/rmb.jpg

equivalency ~ 1.43 USD

[thinkfast®]

How Asn Trading got started:
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/169/trader7vj.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://images.wn.com/i/9f/9b0576c3da854b.jpg

[thinkfast®]

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1619/trader0hn.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/17/123123.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/17/asd32.jpg

[thinkfast®]

no, makes perfect sense. If you arent poor you can afford gas. If you are a good planner, then you already know how much you have to set aside for gas for your vehicle. Besides, you dont even have to worry about it, isnt your motor blown? Just get some nike's or a new huffy.

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5651/trader8xq.jpg

[NzProjeKt]

http://www.eluna.com/images/ChineseWaiter.gif

[NzProjeKt]

^^Ohh Shit.. Its an Asian Waiter

[thinkfast®]

HAHAHA

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9246/trader9ei.jpg

asn trader gettin served

[RandomGuy]

forget asian traders.... its all about asian grenaders
http://www.tridentmilitary.com/photo-gallery/Chinese-photo-7.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.cartage.org.lb/en/themes/Sports/miscellaneous/icehockeyskatingskiing/a0072/1.gif what about asian skaters

[thinkfast®]

naw man, Asn Baiters
http://www.oar.noaa.gov/spotlite/archive/images/fishschool_angler.jpg

[RandomGuy]

http://www.thefeejeemermaid.com/dragon.jpg its an asian 'gator

[thinkfast®]

man this thread is the TRUTH

[RandomGuy]

man this thread is the TRUTH
the troof

[Speedm0(\)key]

dude.. you have a starion.. YOU're POOR!

[RandomGuy]

dude.. you have a starion.. YOU're POOR!
so true, if only i planned properly

[thinkfast®]

dude if you were a good planner you wouldnt need to worry brah

go buy a huffy or something??

[RandomGuy]

so true

[RandomGuy]

I posted this thread when I was 18, wow gas was like $2.50 a gallon back then.

[Echonova]

Does the Starion run yet?

[RandomGuy]

Does the Starion run yet?

lol this was when it blew the first time, went through a full motor build after that on stockish setup, ran fine... then went to upgraded turbo + megasquirt + fuel mods + tune at mainstream performance, ... ran pretty awesome for a while

then it stopped running again a year later (and never really ran right after that)

wanna hear something messed up? So John was missing with it at Garage Zero, and we couldn't get it to idle right- same problem I had before. If the car warmed up, it would idle fine, but any throttle would just completely kill the car and it'd bog out/die. No matter what you did, nothing would fix it.

So John went into the megasquirt config and saw that instead of 550cc, i had a typo.... 5550cc injectors. This whole time that is what kept it down. I got frustrated and gave up on it, lmao.

Also explains how if you can get it to idle correctly thinking it has 5550cc injectors, any throttle inputs would be completely inaccurate.

[E36slide]

yea man, maybe if you arent poor you can not half ass it. If you are a good planner, then you already know how much you have to set aside for roast beef for yourself

Hahaha

Sent from my myTouch_4G_Slide using Tapatalk 2

[Echonova]

lol this was when it blew the first time, went through a full motor build after that on stockish setup, ran fine... then went to upgraded turbo + megasquirt + fuel mods + tune at mainstream performance, ... ran pretty awesome for a while

then it stopped running again a year later (and never really ran right after that)

wanna hear something messed up? So John was missing with it at Garage Zero, and we couldn't get it to idle right- same problem I had before. If the car warmed up, it would idle fine, but any throttle would just completely kill the car and it'd bog out/die. No matter what you did, nothing would fix it.

So John went into the megasquirt config and saw that instead of 550cc, i had a typo.... 5550cc injectors. This whole time that is what kept it down. I got frustrated and gave up on it, lmao.

Also explains how if you can get it to idle correctly thinking it has 5550cc injectors, any throttle inputs would be completely inaccurate.John is the man. When I grow up I wanna be like him.

Hopefully I'll be seeing him soon for the 'yota.