Bluesclues -vs- Street Sweeper LOL!!

[BTEC]

Yeah so she called me to tell me bout this street sweeper who has apparently been messed with by a few rice buckets. She said she was on her way home and was sitting at a light when a street sweeper pulled up next to her. She said she looked over breifly and he was already looking at her. She faces forward and waits for the light "supposedly" not even thinking about racing this dude. B4 the light turned green she said his truck was rocking back and forth like he was slipping the clutch. Light turns green and dude has crossed the intersection b4 she was all the way off the clutch. Needless to say dude was in the zone and wasnt gonna give her a chance to run him dwn bc he contiuned pulled on her while snatching gears in the street sweeper. At the next light they pulled over in a parking lot and talked about each others rides. She, like a few of u prolly are was shocked not only bc he raced her but he beat her and was so serious about it like he was out for revenge. He told her he had been abused by ricers so he had just finished practicing his launch behind the local shopping center and she just so happened to be the one to get it.


Moral of the story is...well i dnt know but this was funny. I added alot to it to make it funnier (the talk afterwards and the launch practice mostly). If u dnt like it :2up:. What kinda stories u got?

[A1EX]

not surprised she is drivign a slow stock civic

[BTEC]

not surprised she is drivign a slow stock civic
its only stock for now, we got plans for it shawt cheese. What kinda mods u got done to ur BMX of fury?

[A1EX]

its only stock for now, we got plans for it shawt cheese. What kinda mods u got done to ur BMX of fury?
the ia sticker alone adds atleast 200hp to the wheels its also completely gutted

plus i have something for you guys in about a month

[B16a2 Civic]

a1ex has a profound hate toward blueclues.

[BTEC]

the ia sticker alone adds atleast .5 penguin power to the back wheel its also completely gutted

plus i have something for you guys in about a month
i fixed ur mistakes. Are u get a different gear for it next month. so u get out of the hole quicker.

[A1EX]

i fixed ur mistakes. Are u get a different gear for it next month. so u get out of the hole quicker.
no im getting something with 4 wheels sometime this week but i wont bring it out until like mid february

[DrivenMind]

i took the A/C off my big wheel, and it took two tenths off my 1/4th mile E.T.

[5.7camal]

wow haha a street sweeper

[Speedm0(\)key]

blues clues is gay, i hope my boy 5.7 camal here splits her sphincter with a cocaine blade and ass fucks her using the blood as lube

[BTEC]

blues clues is gay, i hope my boy 5.7 camal here splits her sphincter with a cocaine blade and ass fucks her using the blood as lube
yeah so talking like that i understand y u didnt call me with direction to get to ur restraunt so i could roll through for the meet bc i would leave work right now and wait for u to come out so i can show u what i think about u taling trash bout my women.

[Speedm0(\)key]

yeah so talking like that i understand y u didnt call me with direction to get to ur restraunt so i could roll through for the meet bc i would leave work right now and wait for u to come out so i can show u what i think about u taling trash bout my women.


women?... wtf, what a pimp.

about that, i got your PM too late, but im going out to barrett this weekend, if you wanna come out.

[BTEC]

women?... wtf, what a pimp.

about that, i got your PM too late, but im going out to barrett this weekend, if you wanna come out.
thats cool.

[Speedm0(\)key]

thats cool.


thats what i THOUGHT!

[BTEC]

thats what i THOUGHT!
oh damn!! if this was real u wouldve been spitting and shit dewd. all dat aint even necc.

[Speedm0(\)key]

oh damn!! if this was real u wouldve been spitting and shit dewd. all dat aint even necc.


thats it.. me and you.. outside, right now

[Ludester]

fight! fight! fight!

[shortysm22]

:yawn: