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speedminded
01-27-2006, 02:58 PM
Repost, i dunno? :dunno: but it was funny...


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will
notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen
of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may
include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,
loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of
Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind™

kelly marie
01-27-2006, 02:59 PM
tequila = things happening that you can't remember the next day!!

none for me thanks..

#1Beaver
01-27-2006, 03:00 PM
LIRL

BluesClues
01-27-2006, 03:01 PM
Oh shit. I have so many stories about what I have done on Tequila. I made lots of money though (don't take that the wrong way ppl);) Kiddies do not try this at home

Pher
01-27-2006, 03:03 PM
Mmmm Tequila.

silver
01-27-2006, 03:07 PM
I only like it when I am in the mood for something salty...

speedminded
01-27-2006, 03:07 PM
I only like the stuff when I am in the mood for something salty...protein shake!

kelly marie
01-27-2006, 03:07 PM
oh geez heather lol

Pher
01-27-2006, 03:11 PM
I only like it when I am in the mood for something salty...
When in doubt, eat JM out. :lmfao:

kelly marie
01-27-2006, 03:12 PM
jm is a she-male? haha now it all makes sense..

speedminded
01-27-2006, 03:14 PM
jm is a she-male? haha now it all makes sense..JM Shim?

Pher
01-27-2006, 03:14 PM
jm is a she-male? haha now it all makes sense..
no no no

I was going to say suck JM's out but I figured that'd be too crass.

kelly marie
01-27-2006, 03:17 PM
tequila makes her clothes fall off - joe nichols

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SOLO

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CHORUS

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

kelly marie
01-27-2006, 03:18 PM
no no no

I was going to say suck JM's out but I figured that'd be too crass.oh oh oh oh.. i like my answer better!! lol

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01-27-2006, 03:18 PM
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YOU GETTIN FUCKED UP!!

RISKYB
01-27-2006, 03:19 PM
thats right

kelly marie
01-27-2006, 03:20 PM
mmm now im craving tequila.. lol we are going to a 21st bday party on saturday night so maybe ill have some then.. ill be with drew so he might enjoy it!! lol