USMC_is300
01-26-2006, 07:03 AM
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks
into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a
Fosters,
and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know
each other.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to
his
place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she
says
no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is traveling the world
and
because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after
showing
her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep
with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only
too
happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him some
more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him
again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her:
"Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents
still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a
Fosters,
and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know
each other.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to
his
place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she
says
no.
He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is traveling the world
and
because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after
showing
her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep
with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only
too
happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him some
more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him
again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her:
"Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents
still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!