assholes....

[boosted1jz]

Dark Helmet: "Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"
Laser Gunner: "Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!"
Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Major: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."
Dark Helmet: "Who is he?"
Colonel Sandurz: "He's an asshole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that! What's his name?"
Colonel Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. Asshole- Major Asshole!"
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: "He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate- First Class Philip Asshole!"
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!"
Assholes: "Yo!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, Assholes!"



that is all :)