RETIRED: RECORD BLOWN OUTTA THE WATER!! OVER A 1,000 PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[never_finished]

:idb:

[never_finished]

hahahaha

[Scrilla]

I am a lil bit of a freak!



:ttiwwp:

[never_finished]

boooorrrriinnnnnnggg

[Scrilla]

boooorrrriinnnnnnggg

:werd:

[never_finished]

i need a nap

[Scrilla]

Me Too! Right after work, 6Pm...Seems like a long time from now...
GRRRR!

[Nittanys1]

damn the last 100 pages are taking some time...

[Scrilla]

damn the last 100 pages are taking some time...

:werd:

[Scrilla]

Blah

[Scrilla]

Boooorrrrrriiiinnnnnnngggg!

[AssholesBia]

IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[babygurl]

^^^^who fucking cares

[AssholesBia]

Fuck you bitch!

[AssholesBia]

Scrilla whered ya go? How old are you?


Never Finished I miss you!

[AssholesBia]

Where did everyone go? I go out to take a break and I come back and no one is here
WTF!

[AssholesBia]

Hi Tony

[AssholesBia]

Hi Ian

[babygurl]

^^^^^^^^^^man Assholesbia you are nothing but a poser.........

[AssholesBia]

Theres my boys I see ya'll in the room!

[never_finished]

durrrrr

[Scrilla]

Last thing said:




:ttiwwp:

[AssholesBia]

Poser?? WTF Ever! Quit h8ing!

[Jill]

Never_finished....I love you....Did I make you feel good last night?

[Scrilla]

Poser?? WTF Ever! Quit h8ing!


:werd:LOL

[babyasshole]

WASSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP peeps!

[AssholesBia]

Oh hey Jill hows it going babe?

[Jill]

OH Lenny....can I feel you up or what?

[babygurl]

Fuck you puto bia....

[AssholesBia]

I hear someone has a birthday in a little less than a month!

[Jill]

who would that be???

[Scrilla]

OH Lenny....can I feel you up or what?



:dunno:

[AssholesBia]

Damn Lenny this Jill has it real bad for you huh

[babyasshole]

I would have to agree wtih you BIA...hahahaha

[Scrilla]

Fuck you puto bia....:confused: :confused: :confused:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[AssholesBia]

I aint telling, you trying to move in on my young meat!

[Jill]

Oh I want Lenny so bad...I had him in his truck last night! Might I say SKEET SKEET!!!!!!!!!

[never_finished]

Never_finished....I love you....Did I make you feel good last night?

yeah, im sorry i sat on you 15 minutes beforehand....i just had to swing something different into the routine :D

[AssholesBia]

Thats ok I can show him whats really up!

[Scrilla]

I aint telling, you trying to move in on my young meat!


:leghump:

[Jill]

Lenny are you cheating on me again...you need to stop getting drunk.....

[AssholesBia]

NO way I want him in his truck! But it wont be with my hand!

[AssholesBia]

Scrilla I can :leghump: you if you want me to

[Jill]

Assholesbia

I imagine it will be with a blow up doll, and KY Jelly...since that is all you can get you nasty ass

[Scrilla]

Lenny are you cheating on me again...you need to stop getting drunk.....


:cheers: :gulp: :drink:

[never_finished]

:rly:

[Scrilla]

Scrilla I can :leghump: you if you want me to


:ttiwwp: x2

[AssholesBia]

Jill its not my fault that EVERY man in the world has had a piece of you! And I mean literally every man!

[AssholesBia]

I dont have any pics to show you.

[Scrilla]

Jill its not my fault that EVERY man in the world has had a piece of you! And I mean literally every man!


Where was I? :dunno:

[AssholesBia]

Brett can vouch for me!

[AssholesBia]

Where was I? :dunno:

Dont worry I promise you have had some of Jill at one point in time or another!

[Scrilla]

Scrilla I can :leghump: you if you want me to


Lol, The old meet & skeet!:idb:

[Jill]

Assholesbia

You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've
just given head."

[Scrilla]

ATTN BRETT!!!!


Need Voucher Approval for a Meet & Skeet w/AssholesBia....


Yay or Nay?

[AssholesBia]

LOL Good one!

[never_finished]

hold up your right hand, palm facing outwards...and you will see jill.

learn danielson

[babygurl]

hahaha

[Scrilla]

hold up your right hand, palm facing outwards...and you will see jill.

learn danielson


Like this: :nautjerk:
LIRL!

[Scrilla]

:drunk: + :ky: + :jerkit: = JILL???

[never_finished]

sometimes Jill gets IIIL



:lmfao:

[wideasshole]

ATTN BRETT!!!!


Need Voucher Approval for a Meet & Skeet w/AssholesBia....


Yay or Nay?

That would be a NAY. He lays claim to her cute ass :D

[AssholesBia]

Damn, sorry scrilla

[never_finished]

That would be a NAY. He lays claim to her cute ass :D

even with his limp issue?

[Scrilla]

That would be a NAY. He lays claim to her cute ass :D

Need Proof Please....

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

[Scrilla]

even with his limp issue?


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[AssholesBia]

Viagra cures the limpness!

[Scrilla]

Damn, sorry scrilla


:idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: Dont Need Brett's Approval!:eye:

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

[Jill]

The day you were created, God was on vacation and had left a deranged monkey on mind-controlling substances in charge.

[AssholesBia]

Uh oh Bretts gonna be in here in a sec!

[AssholesBia]

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

[Jill]

When you open your mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.

[Brett]

Limp? No. No noodle here

[AssholesBia]

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

[AssholesBia]

Uh oh theres Brett!

[Jill]

When your IQ reaches 50, you should sell

[never_finished]

its bad enough you fell out of the ugly tree...but damn did u have to hit every branch on the way down????

[Jill]

Other than the police, no one is really interested in her

[Brett]

Uh oh theres Brett!

Yes I am here ;)

[Stormhammer]

what the fuck

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

[Brett]

And I can vouch for Assholesbia :D

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

[AssholesBia]

Brett Never Finished (lol @ name) explained to everyone about Jill!

[Jill]

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

[Brett]

Brett Never Finished (lol @ name) explained to everyone about Jill!

Remembered that after I posted. :lmfao:

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

[never_finished]

you know you fathers worst mistake with you?




he didnt pull out


:lmfao:

[AssholesBia]

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

[Jill]

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

[AssholesBia]

OUCH!

[never_finished]

im bored

[Jill]

mee too.........

Lenny can I play with you!

[AssholesBia]

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

[AssholesBia]

Im gonna make that truck bounce!

[never_finished]

mee too.........

Lenny can I play with you!

since your off work now, or about to be.....yes!

[Brett]

mee too.........

Lenny can I play with you!

Going back to one player games huh? :lmfao:

[Scrilla]

And I can vouch for Assholesbia :D



:idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:
"Aint no fun if the homie cant get none"

[AssholesBia]

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

[Brett]

She is all mine, you cant handle what she can do <Waves signal and says KEEP ON MOVING> lol

[AssholesBia]

You can have Jill but when you are ready for me, call me!

[Jill]

hmmm ....Assholesbia did you google your insults....or did you come up with that all on your own?

[never_finished]

<---laughs

[AssholesBia]

I betcha cant do it like me

[babygurl]

I betcha cant do it like me


How about you shit in one and and wish in the other, and see which one fills up quicker...

FUCKING POSER!!!!!!!!

[AssholesBia]

I got them from the same place you got yours!

[babygurl]

hahahaha

[Brett]

:D

[never_finished]

never_finished

dies from a heart attack

april 16th....2006

:lmfao:

[AssholesBia]

NOONE cares what you think biotch!

[never_finished]

someone forgot to switch back names

[AssholesBia]

Yes you will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DBJ FTW!

[Jill]

FUCK YOU....Assholesbia

[never_finished]

:blah:

[AssholesBia]

Jill you know that you are meeting me at Bretts house later now quit fronting!

[babygurl]

man I am bored

[AssholesBia]

What you blahing about?

[never_finished]

times 3

[Jill]

umm I dont like old men sorry!

[never_finished]

BURN

[Scrilla]

BURN

:burnout: Burnout?

[AssholesBia]

OUCH!

[AssholesBia]

Jill you know age dont matter to you!

[never_finished]

WHAAAASSSSS HAPPPPENIN

[Leisa]

Jill you know that you are meeting me at Bretts house later now quit fronting!


:eek: :eek: :eek: Something I should know?

[AssholesBia]

You gonna be there to Leisa!

[never_finished]

:yay: -waves to leisa:

[Leisa]

:yay: -waves to leisa:

Hello Lenny.. how are you?

[babygurl]

:eek: :eek: :eek: Something I should know?


yeah

Brett is cheatin on you with a hairy old man! Assholesbia

[never_finished]

Hello Lenny.. how are you?

i am fine, thanks for asking.

how are you?

[Leisa]

You gonna be there to Leisa!



do you want me to be or do you want him all to yourself?

[Leisa]

i am fine, thanks for asking.

how are you?


bombarded with tons of work .. sux

[Rabunchic]

Heeelllllooooo

[Leisa]

Hey Aimee ;)

[Rabunchic]

hey honey. Whats going on?

[Scrilla]

gg

[Brett]

yeah

Brett is cheatin on you with a hairy old man! Assholesbia

THE FUCK I AM!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[never_finished]

oicu812

[Scrilla]

I AM!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


:rly:

[Leisa]

hey honey. Whats going on?


just busy as hell :(

[Leisa]

THE FUCK I AM!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Brett would NEVER cheat on me ;)

[Brett]

Whats for dinner tonight?

[Rabunchic]

Chicken

[Brett]

Brett would NEVER cheat on me ;)

I will only play when I have your permission, and that I know you give when you know the girl :D

[Leisa]

Whats for dinner tonight?


pork chops, mashed potatoes, and green peas , sweet tea.. and then me for dessert ;)

[Rabunchic]

oicu8me

[SwurvinIn]

40 more pages =)

[Brett]

pork chops, mashed potatoes, and green peas , sweet tea.. and then me for dessert ;)

I may need a snack on Thursday babe...LOL

[Rabunchic]

Less than that

[never_finished]

im hungry

[Leisa]

I may need a snack on Thursday babe...LOL


a snack? what kind of snack?

[Brett]

Less than that

Your my snack Thursday, you just dont know it yet

[Rabunchic]

LOL Brett you are dirty!

[Leisa]

LOL Brett you are dirty!


but he is sooooo good at it :)

[Scrilla]

Your my snack Thursday, you just dont know it yet


:lickpuss:

[never_finished]

who's cooking me dinner? :D

[Rabunchic]

hehehehehehe

[Rabunchic]

I dont cook anyone dinner! ***disclaimer***Except for my kids

[Rabunchic]

All these people lurking and no one talking

[never_finished]

well you seeeee...what i meant by "whos cooking me dinner" who wants dinner with me....but i dont have any takers either way LOL

[Rabunchic]

I will come meet you for dinner as long as you buying!

[Rabunchic]

LOL I can really hear you saying that too Lenny! Well seeeeeeeeee

[Rabunchic]

hello????

[Scrilla]

hi...

[Brett]

LOL Brett you are dirty!

and? lol

[mike's02ls1]

What?

[never_finished]

WOOHOO! my truck is allll betttaaaa

[Scrilla]

what was wrong?

[KA98S10]

How did you fix it?

[never_finished]

vacuum leak....so it wasnt getting the right air/fuel mixture and was screwing it all up.


im so happy, forgot how it runs when its running right :D

[5thgcelica]

bitches!

[never_finished]

BEESH!!!

[Rabunchic]

He didn't know how to drive it. That is what was wrong with it

[5thgcelica]

He didn't know how to drive it. That is what was wrong with it
buuurrrnnnn

[Rabunchic]

Did that hurt?

[babygurl]

ass

[never_finished]

Did that hurt?

not as much as the clutch in your car does everytime u drive it :)

[never_finished]

ass

hhhhoooollllllleeeeeee

[5thgcelica]

now kids...play nice

[never_finished]

pho sho

[EJ25RUN]

http://www.tyborg.com/media/Bob-Ross-Obey.jpg

[5thgcelica]

lets take this to 1k!

[babygurl]

im corny

[never_finished]

im horny


:rly:

[5thgcelica]

and we're just gonna paint a little happy bush there.... and that will be our little secret..



... and if you tell ANYONE that that bush is there.... i will come to your house and cut you!

[Rabunchic]

Uh oh laura gettin mad

[5thgcelica]

but why

[5thgcelica]

tetris DS owns.

[never_finished]

nerd

[5thgcelica]

so

[never_finished]

its ok i was playing some SNES earlier, it never gets old

[5thgcelica]

dude.. have you played mario kart ds?
its so bad ass they have like 20 new tracks and then have 20 of the old tracks from SNES, n64, GBA, GC its crazy.

[never_finished]

dinner time FTW!

[5thgcelica]

dinner time FTW!


i already did that.

[5thgcelica]

bored

[never_finished]

PARTY FAVOR TIME!

[Brett]

Hey everyone

[never_finished]

Hey everyone

whats goin on sir

[Brett]

Just finised recording CONTACT onto DVD off HBO

[never_finished]

bootleg FTW!

[Brett]

Not bootleg when I have a home DVD recorder and record it to DVD from HBO...lol

[5thgcelica]

hey brotty.

[never_finished]

yeah well...how were the porkchops lol

[Brett]

They were awesome!! Boneless/Fried with mashed Potato's... Leisa is such a good cook.

[never_finished]

damn, when am i invited over for dinner ?!

[5thgcelica]

damn, when am i invited over for dinner ?!


i get to go over first!

[Brett]

Girls come over first, sorry guys...LOL

[5thgcelica]

Girls come over first, sorry guys...LOL


what if i bring two girls.

[Brett]

Dinner is on the stove :D

[WhiteAccord]

caw caw caw caw caw caw

[5thgcelica]

Dinner is on the stove :D


lmao.

[Brett]

You know how to get to me...LOL

[5thgcelica]

hahah...i know your weakness! lol

[Brett]

yup yup

[5thgcelica]

going for 5700.

[5thgcelica]

5700 FTW!@!

[Brett]

fuckin rookie

[5thgcelica]

fuckin rookie


eat it bitch.

[5thgcelica]

i need some entertainment.

[5thgcelica]

family guy ftw

[5thgcelica]

looks like i could be alone on this one now.

[never_finished]

damn, i cant find the remote! haha

[5thgcelica]

damn, i cant find the remote! haha


heeey look. a visitor.

[DaddyFatSack]

Im sitting on mine, just dont wanna get up

[WhiteAccord]

caw caw caw caw

[5thgcelica]

caw caw caw caw


do i need to cut you?

[WhiteAccord]

caw caw caw xcaw ca

[DaddyFatSack]

do i need to cut you?

Shut up you DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[never_finished]

ummm

[5thgcelica]

Shut up you DUMB SON OF A BITCH



riiiiight.

[never_finished]

what channel is family guy on???

[5thgcelica]

what channel is family guy on???


my computer lol..
i have every episode on it.

[DaddyFatSack]

FOX :D

[WhiteAccord]

There was this one time at a night like this. I was on my laptop in my room watching porno j/k but yeh just sitiing her. And i here a boom. Glass shatter, someone was stealing my car...... And then got up went into my drawer pulled out my glock-18 and then ran downstairs went through the front door and saw da dudes (one in my car, one out side my car) da guy outside ran and i went towards driver side of car. Emptied 8 shells into the guys chest. And then i CALLED the cops. Guy Died in the ambulance of lost of blood. Went to court founded not guilty, since I was protecting my property and it was self "defense" and the guy was on my property hehehehehe. O and im only 17. How many 17 year you know emptied 8 shells and is sitting here at this time telling you about it...... ill get some pics lata..... yes i took pic of the shells, driver sitting in my seat....., cops blah blah blah

[5thgcelica]

o rly?

[5thgcelica]

*burp*

[wideasshole]

yup yup

[never_finished]

SLACKERS

[WhiteAccord]

caw caw caw

[WhiteAccord]

so has the fastest car in atlanata?

[never_finished]

me

[WhiteAccord]

not trying to diss u but seriously who has da fatest car in th atl?

[Krappy]

lol, yall are sad...

[WhiteAccord]

caw caw caw

[never_finished]

not trying to diss u but seriously who has da fatest car in th atl?

who said it was the truck in my sig? gotta have a daily beater

[5thgcelica]

not trying to diss u but seriously who has da fatest car in th atl?


depends on how you wanna look at that.. fastest street or track car?

[5thgcelica]

who said it was the truck in my sig? gotta have a daily beater


yeah for real man..


gotta watch out for that geo metro of yours :D ;)