IndianStig
01-20-2006, 08:16 PM
Here's 10 reasons why cars are better than women.
1. You can always find out who has owned it before you.
2. You can buy a new one when yours breaks.
3. It takes no time at all to turn it on or shut it off.
4. Cars come with Odometers (I wish women did)
5. You can always tighten any thing that gets loose on it(the car obviously)
6. How many times have you lost sleep because you argued with your car until 3am?
7. It'll never cheat on you
8. It doesnt cook but it can take to any restaraunt you want.
9. You can modify a car
10. Did it tell you to go f@#k your self when you first met?
bahhhhhhhhhhh, okay maybe demi Moore, not Eva tho :idb:
1. You can always find out who has owned it before you.
2. You can buy a new one when yours breaks.
3. It takes no time at all to turn it on or shut it off.
4. Cars come with Odometers (I wish women did)
5. You can always tighten any thing that gets loose on it(the car obviously)
6. How many times have you lost sleep because you argued with your car until 3am?
7. It'll never cheat on you
8. It doesnt cook but it can take to any restaraunt you want.
9. You can modify a car
10. Did it tell you to go f@#k your self when you first met?
bahhhhhhhhhhh, okay maybe demi Moore, not Eva tho :idb: