100%

[imbosile]

I thought this was pretty funny....





What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[#1Beaver]

So ive been doin it wrong all along

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c180/hchbdx94/hgjkutdmd.jpg

[Halfwit]

i dont understand what i am supposed to get out of it.

[RandomGuy]

sleeping:

z-z-z-z 104% ;)

[#1Beaver]

if someone tells you to do HARDWORK only give 94%

[imbosile]

i dont understand what i am supposed to get out of it.

i dont know what your supposed to get out of it, i just saw it on a site, so i thought i would share.

[COGCaviZ24]

i sent that a couple of co-workers

[Kevykev]

Damn it's kinda hard being accurate.

how does one know when they are give 935 as opposed to 94%

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!