Rican219
01-19-2006, 01:15 PM
BUD LIGHT SALUTES A REAL AMERICAN HERO:
Today we salute you, Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 340659 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not that popular in real life, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party.
Today we salute you, Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 340659 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not that popular in real life, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party.