kilpatty43
04-12-2005, 08:56 PM
Lulu was a prostitute but she didn't want her Grandma to know. One day,
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> > >the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a hotel and Lulu was
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> > >among them.
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> > >The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the
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> > >driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her grand-daughter
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> > >in the line-up.
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> > >Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
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> > >Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
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> > >grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was
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> > >just lining up for some.
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> > >Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself" and she
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> > >proceeded to the back of the line.
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> > >A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the
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> > >prostitutes.
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> > >When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, Wow, still going
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> > >at it at your age?
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> > >How do you do it?"
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> > >Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the
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> > >skin back and suck them dry.".........
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> > >The policeman fainted
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> > >the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a hotel and Lulu was
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> > >among them.
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> > >The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the
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> > >driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her grand-daughter
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> > >in the line-up.
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> > >
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> > >Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
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> > >Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
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> > >grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was
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> > >just lining up for some.
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> > >
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> > >Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself" and she
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> > >proceeded to the back of the line.
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> > >
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> > >A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the
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> > >prostitutes.
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> > >When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, Wow, still going
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> > >at it at your age?
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> > >How do you do it?"
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> > >
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> > >Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the
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> >
> > >skin back and suck them dry.".........
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> > >The policeman fainted