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never_finished
01-18-2006, 10:17 PM
as the title states....what are the most useless features on your cars/trucks?

Some of mine would have to be the passenger airbag switch...i never turn it off, the headlight switch, since all my lights are automatic, and the ashtray, its just full of change.

RandomGuy
01-18-2006, 10:19 PM
the headlights.... headlights are for losers.

The Yousef
01-18-2006, 10:20 PM
...vtec

#1Beaver
01-18-2006, 10:20 PM
my rear wippers on my hatch, i bout new wippers for it and never worked like i thought it would!

Halfwit
01-18-2006, 10:21 PM
brake? jk

the light that comes on when the seat belt is not on, my seat is not plugged in, so its always on.

Nemesis
01-18-2006, 10:21 PM
My ZX has a chick that comes on at different events in the car to tell me obvious shit, like my fuel is low and my door is open, lights are on, left door is open, blah blah. Shes pretty hot sounding though!

#1Beaver
01-18-2006, 10:24 PM
My ZX has a chick that comes on at different events in the car to tell me obvious shit, like my fuel is low and my door is open, lights are on, left door is open, blah blah. Shes pretty hot sounding though!
LIRL
ive been n a car and it was some guy :(

collins
01-18-2006, 10:25 PM
the cruise control! it never fuggin stays where i put it!

Nemesis
01-18-2006, 10:25 PM
Too bad judging by the age of my car, shes probably dead by now lol

RandomGuy
01-18-2006, 10:30 PM
i hate those shits... theyll be like "LEFT DOOR IS AJAR" instead of "LEFT DOOR OPEN"

Nemesis
01-18-2006, 10:37 PM
Yeah, its almost like you want to scream...no my door isnt a jar...it's a door moron.

Dragonfly5338
01-18-2006, 10:40 PM
shit i don't even have cruise control.

i guess the adjustable headlights? i've never moved them from their lowest position hehe.

Jimmy B
01-18-2006, 10:41 PM
the rear air.. or for me, the rear big screen tv

The Ren
01-18-2006, 11:04 PM
The rear windshiled wiper.. I never use it..

Halfwit
01-18-2006, 11:08 PM
Yeah, its almost like you want to scream...no my door isnt a jar...it's a door moron...ftw

Stormhammer
01-18-2006, 11:50 PM
hmm... nothing really on mine

I mean hell - randomguy can vouch - we got like, seatbelt ejection levers in the centerconsole, as well as a moonroof that when you open up, push down a red tab, unhook two red hooks... and the fuccin thing pops out ( in case of accident? )

actually - there is a button. Its like A/Int something shit button... its useless to me because I don't even know what it does. And with all the little thingies the car has, last thing I want is to push it and have the car say " auto self destruct initiated"

Crazy Asian
01-19-2006, 12:04 AM
um....the ashtray. I dont use that at alll

Sibious
01-19-2006, 12:13 AM
umm my license plate

RandomGuy
01-19-2006, 01:00 AM
hmm... nothing really on mine

I mean hell - randomguy can vouch - we got like, seatbelt ejection levers in the centerconsole, as well as a moonroof that when you open up, push down a red tab, unhook two red hooks... and the fuccin thing pops out ( in case of accident? )

actually - there is a button. Its like A/Int something shit button... its useless to me because I don't even know what it does. And with all the little thingies the car has, last thing I want is to push it and have the car say " auto self destruct initiated"
but see, notice how our cars have the seatbelts hooked onto the doors? Not that smart now that they think of it. Those have been known to decapitate people in wrecks :(

TheSnail
01-19-2006, 01:03 AM
The factory truck engine.

Hulud
01-19-2006, 01:04 AM
my check engine light


it comes on after about 15 mins of driving and no one can tell me why it does it

mike (vteckid) said its prolly my O2 sensor but what about it? im lost

The Green Monster
01-19-2006, 01:15 AM
my engine...it's n/a...pfft

Sledlude
01-19-2006, 02:11 AM
iVTEC. please.......

besides that, my whole car is a fucking waste of space. fin'da trade.

JoeCoolinATL
01-19-2006, 02:15 AM
My ZX has a chick that comes on at different events in the car to tell me obvious shit, like my fuel is low and my door is open, lights are on, left door is open, blah blah. Shes pretty hot sounding though!

hahaha i kicked her out
i also took out the stock amp and other stock stereo stuff and the stock alarm out

no more hot girl voice for my 85 gll z

JITB
01-19-2006, 04:53 AM
stupid ass cupholders... i guess ford molded them out of a dam pitcher b/c they are so big and dont hold shit. its like a table rather than a cupholder.

nightracer
01-19-2006, 05:49 AM
The rear windshiled wiper.. I never use it..
THEN FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME GOD DAMMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty please ;)

COGCaviZ24
01-19-2006, 07:39 AM
um....the ashtray. I dont use that at alll

same, and the back seat.

B16a2 Civic
01-19-2006, 07:50 AM
my check engine light


it comes on after about 15 mins of driving and no one can tell me why it does it

mike (vteckid) said its prolly my O2 sensor but what about it? im lost


more then likely, what code did it throw?
lot of shit on my car is useless, shiftknobs, tv, ps2, ....seat belt harness...kit....rims....all useless, oh and my gauge cluster, i dont care how fast im going, oh and all these extra guages....who cares about my fuel pressure or air/fuel ratio, or volts.....back seat too.

2mchbooty
01-19-2006, 07:53 AM
....the fold down arm rest thingy in the middle of the backseat. I dont think I have ever seen anyone use it back there! And the ashtray...smoking is nasty!

4dmin
01-19-2006, 07:55 AM
shit i don't even have cruise control.

i guess the adjustable headlights? i've never moved them from their lowest position hehe.

lol that shit still amazes me, no cruise control :rolleyes:

i may not be as fast but god damit i have cruise control :D

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my most useless feature would be a power outlet in my hatch, i'm sitting here thinking when would i possibly be pluging my radar detector in my hatch :thinking:

i guess its for car shows when i'm parked and need a power outlet for a gameboy w/ car adapter :goodjob:

B16a2 Civic
01-19-2006, 07:58 AM
i have a cruise control button on my car.....is it suppose to be there?

Marta Mike
01-19-2006, 08:07 AM
The stupid ass defog. The rear window works good but the rest suck. I hate it when it rains, I can't see shit

Sirius R
01-19-2006, 09:10 AM
The CD changer..who still uses CD's?

Xrated O.G.
01-19-2006, 12:52 PM
Rear window wiper. 13" blade that is completely useless...

Kevykev
01-19-2006, 12:56 PM
Rear Brakes

thinkfast®
01-19-2006, 12:59 PM
nut huggin seats

asshole warmer

Sirius R
01-19-2006, 06:55 PM
asshole warmer

lol..i'v got that..kinda like if I do say...

SixSquared
01-19-2006, 07:04 PM
Sols don't really have enough room for useless things... they're actually pretty efficiently designed. The cupholders take some getting used to... you flip up the middle console, then flip down the cupholders. If there's anything in your middle console, the cupholders are useless.

EG BTER
01-19-2006, 07:07 PM
The adjustable suspension switch...considering I now have aftermarket suspension

BlkCD5
01-19-2006, 07:08 PM
Cruise control :eye:

Julio
01-19-2006, 07:18 PM
On both of my cars cruise control dont use that...

The sentra.. The cupholders suck ass.

On the Audi.. The headlight cleaners Aka Alliens.. wtf mate.. shit comes out of the bumper to get ya!

YokotaS13
01-19-2006, 08:27 PM
id have to say the gas tank.....noone needs that on a bike

but for real though, the front windscreen, its barely tall enough to cover the guages let alone anythign else

i4_garage
01-19-2006, 08:30 PM
the back seat seatbells no one put it on

COGCaviZ24
01-19-2006, 08:36 PM
oh and the a/c compressor. i got a leak somewere in the a/c lines, so mine doesn't cut on

sapphire
01-19-2006, 08:41 PM
i have a dodge stratus and the console between the front seats is useless, because it isn't big enough to put anything in and it isn't secure so it flops around all the time, oh yeah and it's in my way.

HiPSI
01-19-2006, 09:16 PM
car-pass side auto seatbelt and track (still dunno why i left that crap in)... doesn't do much with the cage/harnesses in there.
truck-rear jump seat in the ex-cab, you couldn't fit a 2yr old back there comfortably and it wouldn't be too safe
bike-the "trunk" that barely holds a couple small tools and my cold weather mask

devinwebb907
01-19-2006, 10:53 PM
fog light button(took off fogs for intercooler), and my old security light or something(i took it out for my boost controller switch).

never_finished
01-19-2006, 10:59 PM
seat recline lever....its a regular cab truck, there is no reclining...haha

Stormhammer
01-19-2006, 11:57 PM
but see, notice how our cars have the seatbelts hooked onto the doors? Not that smart now that they think of it. Those have been known to decapitate people in wrecks :(

YOURS might, bwahhaha, but mine are the spiffy automatic thingamabobs

3gLudeH22a
01-20-2006, 08:07 AM
as the title states....what are the most useless features on your cars/trucks?

Some of mine would have to be the passenger airbag switch...i never turn it off, the headlight switch, since all my lights are automatic, and the ashtray, its just full of change.


Since we have the same truck i would totally agree. I also would like to add that the engine in my truck is usless, damn 2.2 liter. Where's a vortec 350 when you need it??

mad3nch1na
01-20-2006, 08:10 AM
in my 98 Camry there is a button that turns the O/D (over drive) off and changes it to 3 speed automatic....

mad3nch1na
01-20-2006, 08:12 AM
also a speedometer that goes to 140 when it cant go over 100 mph

Hulud
01-20-2006, 11:36 AM
more then likely, what code did it throw?
lot of shit on my car is useless, shiftknobs, tv, ps2, ....seat belt harness...kit....rims....all useless, oh and my gauge cluster, i dont care how fast im going, oh and all these extra guages....who cares about my fuel pressure or air/fuel ratio, or volts.....back seat too.
i dunno what code it threw out
he didnt scan it, he just said that it prolly was the o2 sensor
can anyone scan my car? if so how much?

EG BTER
01-20-2006, 11:56 AM
drive your happy arse to Auto Zone and get it done for free.

dereksi
01-20-2006, 12:10 PM
Ill put my scanner on it for 20 bucks. :D

ahmonrah
01-20-2006, 12:34 PM
brakes.... i tend to use the clutch to decelerate more than anything.......

BluesClues
01-20-2006, 12:45 PM
I would have to say my mud flaps. I mean it is not like I plan on going muddin any time soon