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Brett
01-17-2006, 10:24 AM
LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.

The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.

Ziggy even mimicked Collins's voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.

Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.

Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.

"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."

Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.

The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer. Collins, who admitted the affair, said: "I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."

She added to The Guardian newspaper: "I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird.

"He spent more time talking to it than he did to me."

BTEC
01-17-2006, 10:27 AM
thats the shit!! "Hiya Gary!!" LOL!!

EX-Svic
01-17-2006, 10:30 AM
lol

Leisa
01-17-2006, 10:32 AM
hahahaha.. too funny!

Nitro
01-17-2006, 10:34 AM
:crazy:

Brett
01-17-2006, 10:34 AM
Then he had to git rid of the bird cause he wouldnt shut up with the name...LOL

Sibious
01-17-2006, 10:36 AM
lol thats a way to get busted. now everyone with a parrot and that cheats is gonna watch out

Crazy Asian
01-17-2006, 10:36 AM
HAH I read that. Go buy one brett

COGCaviZ24
01-17-2006, 10:37 AM
haha, i've always wanted an african grey. now i got another reason LOL

RISKYB
01-17-2006, 10:46 AM
hahaha busted by the family pet.......lol too bad he lost his bird though its a good way to keep them hoes in line

Brett
01-17-2006, 10:47 AM
HAH I read that. Go buy one brett

I dont cheat so I am worried...LOL

thinkfast®
01-17-2006, 10:49 AM
yea if Brett got a bird it would keep sayin "Hiya Kev, Kev come back craaaaawk"

The Golden Child
01-17-2006, 10:50 AM
haha das funny .. lolz

JustinSane110™
01-17-2006, 10:55 AM
yea if Brett got a bird it would keep sayin "Hiya Kev, Kev come back craaaaawk"
Oh snap!! LIRL!!

speedminded
01-17-2006, 10:57 AM
hey krissyyy, your bird still screamin my name? :tongue:

4dmin
01-17-2006, 10:58 AM
bahhhh thats fucking great

thinkfast®
01-17-2006, 10:58 AM
Oh snap!! LIRL!!

CRAAAAAWWK, come get this man spackle Bretty, craaaaaack

5thgcelica
01-17-2006, 10:59 AM
yea if Brett got a bird it would keep sayin "Hiya Kev, Kev come back craaaaawk"


aaahahahahah!!!!

AtlE30
01-17-2006, 11:07 AM
that's awesome! lol

#1Beaver
01-17-2006, 11:10 AM
LIRL

trythefly
01-17-2006, 11:30 AM
awesome find Brett

Brett
01-17-2006, 11:38 AM
^^ CNN.COM BABY!! LOL

thinkfast®
01-17-2006, 12:42 PM
BRRRAAAAAAAWWK Brett likes butthole pleasures, BRAAAAAWK