Your Craziest story about your "Ex"

[B16a2 Civic]

well i was in another thread and this kind of came up...well heres my story

Well, i went to the movies with my boy and my friend said he's bringin some old friends from highschool to watch teh movie, one of em was fine but i didn't holla cause she had a fiance, but she ended up going thru my friend to get my # and we started talkin and what have you.
Well one night i was over at her place watchin and movies and " what have you" and she got mad cause a girl called me while i was with her and she was on all dat " lets be exclusive " shit...but tha thing was that she had a fiance that was in teh military and overseas....i was like..." you gotta be kiddin me, you got a fiance"...then she stabbed me in the hand....they broke up cause of me then we went out for maybe a few days...then me and her fell out *( my choice, cause if she cheat on him, whats to say she wont do it to me...not with anyone else finer...impossible!!)...she had a baby with teh next guy ( who was in teh military too) and now she works at burger king...she was fine tho, i'd hit it again

Lets hear your stories

B16a2 Notes:
1.) went out with fine girl
2.) fine girl has fiance
3.) fine girl has a fiance
4.) fine girl gets mad cause a girl calls me while i was chillin with her
5.) fine girl stabs me
6.) girl breaks up with fiance for me
7.) break up with fine crazy girl

[Leisa]

hmmm, here is a funny one...

When my son was in pre-k, I was the room mother, you know the person who brings the juice and cookies and plans the parties, well one night I told my ex to bring home some things to make chocolate chip cookies, so he did, and I was up until like 11pm making them.. blah blah blah... I went to bed, the next morning when I got up, everyone of them but maybe 3 or 4 were gone,, I was so mad... I set his fav recliner out on the porch and had good will pick it up.. needless to say he was pissed.. ahahahahaha

[Brett]

My ex wife was a fucking whore. Yup, thats about it.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I don't really have one except for the other night when I threw a hammer and punched my ex's windshield when I was drunk...

[B16a2 Civic]

ahh, Leisa was the mom everyone loved then.
that was a good one tho Leisa, i would have went to Goodwill and asked for it back or bought it back LIRL

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

dang it.. now i want some chocolate chip cookies.. looks like i'm having subway for lunch.

[HalfBaked]

Hmm...

I better not.

[ALVIN]

lol Well the craziest story is that I talked to my ex 2 days before we broke up. I tell her i'll probably be going out of town with parents, and she said cool she is going to 6Flags with her friends so I said cool. The day that she went to 6 flags i didnt go out of town because my parents changed their mind...so our mutual friends(not the ones she was going with) call me up and TELL me that I am going to 6 flags with them. So I said cool better than sitting around. See my ex there and we say hello, kiss, do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing for about a minute and go about our ways. The next morning I tell her that its kinda gay she never made time for me (havent seen her for 2 months except for the minute at 6 flags) and she goes its over...after 2 years. I said ok and hung up.

Now after the background here is the story. She breaks up with me and I get my first car (97 honda accord in dark green). I was soo happy and I worked at K-Mart to have money to build it up. One day I walk out and I have like a huge/deep scratch going from front fender to gas cap and a couple more scratches and a pot full of greese on the rear end of my car(trunk/bumper/window). Then she threatens to put a restraining order against me (no reason to do so). This was two years ago she has a 1.5 year old now and is trying to talk to me as best friends now.

sloRSX notes:
1. with a girl for 2 years
2. havent seen her in 2 months
3. see her for a minute at 6 flags
4. talk to her the next day wanting to hang out and she says no
5. tell her its gay that she dont hang out with me
6. she breaks up with me
7. threatens to put a restraining order against me
8. has a baby with a ice dealer
9. is trying to talk to me like we are best of friends.

[B16a2 Civic]

Hmm...

I better not.


Do IT.....DO IT

[HalfBaked]

I have to leave for school...

Maybe when I get back.

[B16a2 Civic]

I have to leave for school...

Maybe when I get back.

We'll wait.

[JustinSane110™]

My Exes are crazy stories all by themselves, which is why they're exes, LIRL!! The last one hid her psycho side for a good 8-9 months before it blew up the day before Valentines day 2 years ago. The whole time she was talkin crazy on the phone I was on the computer sending cance e-mails for everything that was gonna be sent to her, LMAOIRL!! I was crackin up the whole time too, when she got done with her little fit I asked her "So does this mean we're through??" She goes, "I dunno" I said right back "Hmmmm, yeah I think we are" laughed and hung up the phone. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

JustinSane Notes:
1. Date girl for 8-9 months
2. Everything's going great
3. Girl snaps day before V-Day
4. I'm more concerned with saving money than calming her down, LIRL!!
5. There's no 5 but damn that shit was funny. :lmfao: :lmfao:

[AznTraitor]

hey B, for some reason I knew it was never gonna work between you two.....I dunno, I think it was the fact that she stabbed you in the hand...but that's just a hunch...

[AznTraitor]

My ex wife was a fucking whore. Yup, thats about it.


you tooo?!?!

[A1EX]

My Exes are crazy stories all by themselves, which is why they're exes, LIRL!! The last one hid her psycho side for a good 8-9 months before it blew up the day before Valentines day 2 years ago. The whole time she was talkin crazy on the phone I was on the computer sending cance e-mails for everything that was gonna be sent to her, LMAOIRL!! I was crackin up the whole time too, when she got done with her little fit I asked her "So does this mean we're through??" She goes, "I dunno" I said right back "Hmmmm, yeah I think we are" laughed and hung up the phone. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

JustinSane Notes:
1. Date girl for 8-9 months
2. Everything's going great
3. Girl snaps day before V-Day
4. I'm more concerned with saving money than calming her down, LIRL!!
5. There's no 5 but damn that shit was funny. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

hey B, for some reason I knew it was never gonna work between you two.....I dunno, I think it was the fact that she stabbed you in the hand...but that's just a hunch...


yeah....everytime after that i had my hands in my pockets....or her pockets...hmmmmm LIRL.
i was shocked when it happened, so shocked i didn't do anything but look at her and she looked kind of scared.

[AznTraitor]

Okay, Okay.....the worse one I ever had.....and I've had a few....

but when I was like 19, I was at the driving range with my buddy and I happen to look over and see some girls down the line joking around and not having a good swing or even hitting the ball for that matter...well, I make my way over and started up the chit chat and one of them steps up and says that they dont need any advice and they are fine, so I was like shocked that she was talking that way, and she says "tell you what, if you can drive the ball farther than me, I'll buy you dinner, if I drive the ball farther than you, you buy me dinner", so I agreed. Well, I kinda hooked it a little and got maybe 260yds roughly...but I figured I had it in the bag....well, ole girl damn near hit the fence....turns out she was the captain of the golf team at her high school. Anyways take her out, we then became a couple and basically fucked all the time....and she didnt care where....we fucked in my car, her car, her mom and dad's car, her laundry room, her living room, we even fucked with her friends in the room when we went down to PC and they were all passed out. What always got me scared though was, she always wanted to do it in her room with the door unlocked....her parents would be in the living room or the study and she'd want to go up to her room and fuck! Anyways....when I broke up with her, it was at her house in her room, and all the family was home....but she started screaming "YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY!!! WE HAD SEX ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!!!" oh man, talk about awkward...I was so scared that her dad was gonna come thru the door and break my neck, so I thought it was a good time to leave and started out and made it down the stairs when all of a sudden, she jumped and grabbed onto my legs and I pretty much dragged her thru the living room, with her mom, dad, and grandparents watching and hearing everything....her dad was sooo red and it really looked like he was about to explode...her mom finally yanked her off me and apologized and I made it out the door when all of a sudden glass exploded right behind me! ole dad threw a plate thru the glass door...and that's when I ran and jumped in the mustang and left 2 lines right down his driveway....


Azntraitor notes:
1.)met girl at driving range and she bamboozled me
2.)girl liked to fuck, all the time, everywhere
3.)when I broke up with her she screamed" YOU TOO MY VIRGINITY!! AND WE HAD SEX ALL OVER THIS HOUSE" with all of her family listening on
4.)grabbed onto my legs and I had to drag her thru the living room
5.)her dad threw a plate at me just when I closed the door, causing glass to go everywhere
6.)jumped in my car and left tire marks all down their driveway

[The Golden Child]

Okay, Okay.....the worse one I ever had.....and I've had a few....

but when I was like 19, I was at the driving range with my buddy and I happen to look over and see some girls down the line joking around and not having a good swing or even hitting the ball for that matter...well, I make my way over and started up the chit chat and one of them steps up and says that they dont need any advice and they are fine, so I was like shocked that she was talking that way, and she says "tell you what, if you can drive the ball farther than me, I'll buy you dinner, if I drive the ball farther than you, you buy me dinner", so I agreed. Well, I kinda hooked it a little and got maybe 260yds roughly...but I figured I had it in the bag....well, ole girl damn near hit the fence....turns out she was the captain of the golf team at her high school. Anyways take her out, we then became a couple and basically fucked all the time....and she didnt care where....we fucked in my car, her car, her mom and dad's car, her laundry room, her living room, we even fucked with her friends in the room when we went down to PC and they were all passed out. What always got me scared though was, she always wanted to do it in her room with the door unlocked....her parents would be in the living room or the study and she'd want to go up to her room and fuck! Anyways....when I broke up with her, it was at her house in her room, and all the family was home....but she started screaming "YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY!!! WE HAD SEX ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!!!" oh man, talk about awkward...I was so scared that her dad was gonna come thru the door and break my neck, so I thought it was a good time to leave and started out and made it down the stairs when all of a sudden, she jumped and grabbed onto my legs and I pretty much dragged her thru the living room, with her mom, dad, and grandparents watching and hearing everything....her dad was sooo red and it really looked like he was about to explode...her mom finally yanked her off me and apologized and I made it out the door when all of a sudden glass exploded right behind me! ole dad threw a plate thru the glass door...and that's when I ran and jumped in the mustang and left 2 lines right down his driveway....


Azntraitor notes:
1.)met girl at driving range and she bamboozled me
2.)girl liked to fuck, all the time, everywhere
3.)when I broke up with her she screamed" YOU TOO MY VIRGINITY!! AND WE HAD SEX ALL OVER THIS HOUSE" with all of her family listening on
4.)grabbed onto my legs and I had to drag her thru the living room
5.)her dad threw a plate at me just when I closed the door, causing glass to go everywhere
6.)jumped in my car and left tire marks all down their driveway

crazy story

[B16a2 Civic]

Okay, Okay.....the worse one I ever had.....and I've had a few....

but when I was like 19, I was at the driving range with my buddy and I happen to look over and see some girls down the line joking around and not having a good swing or even hitting the ball for that matter...well, I make my way over and started up the chit chat and one of them steps up and says that they dont need any advice and they are fine, so I was like shocked that she was talking that way, and she says "tell you what, if you can drive the ball farther than me, I'll buy you dinner, if I drive the ball farther than you, you buy me dinner", so I agreed. Well, I kinda hooked it a little and got maybe 260yds roughly...but I figured I had it in the bag....well, ole girl damn near hit the fence....turns out she was the captain of the golf team at her high school. Anyways take her out, we then became a couple and basically fucked all the time....and she didnt care where....we fucked in my car, her car, her mom and dad's car, her laundry room, her living room, we even fucked with her friends in the room when we went down to PC and they were all passed out. What always got me scared though was, she always wanted to do it in her room with the door unlocked....her parents would be in the living room or the study and she'd want to go up to her room and fuck! Anyways....when I broke up with her, it was at her house in her room, and all the family was home....but she started screaming "YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY!!! WE HAD SEX ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!!!" oh man, talk about awkward...I was so scared that her dad was gonna come thru the door and break my neck, so I thought it was a good time to leave and started out and made it down the stairs when all of a sudden, she jumped and grabbed onto my legs and I pretty much dragged her thru the living room, with her mom, dad, and grandparents watching and hearing everything....her dad was sooo red and it really looked like he was about to explode...her mom finally yanked her off me and apologized and I made it out the door when all of a sudden glass exploded right behind me! ole dad threw a plate thru the glass door...and that's when I ran and jumped in the mustang and left 2 lines right down his driveway....


Azntraitor notes:
1.)met girl at driving range and she bamboozled me
2.)girl liked to fuck, all the time, everywhere
3.)when I broke up with her she screamed" YOU TOO MY VIRGINITY!! AND WE HAD SEX ALL OVER THIS HOUSE" with all of her family listening on
4.)grabbed onto my legs and I had to drag her thru the living room
5.)her dad threw a plate at me just when I closed the door, causing glass to go everywhere
6.)jumped in my car and left tire marks all down their driveway

thats the best story yo,....man she was a nympho.
hmm would i know her...oh yeah my ex name was shoalin...she was short and light skinned...looks like she is mixed but she's just black.
Oh yeah, do you kno a Scott Balough? he went to CSU and was part of the army thing then

[AznTraitor]

thats the best story yo,....man she was a nympho.
hmm would i know her...oh yeah my ex name was shoalin...she was short and light skinned...looks like she is mixed but she's just black.
Oh yeah, do you kno a Scott Balough? he went to CSU and was part of the army thing then


dude, I didnt know she'd be a nympho....and she was a all american girl, blonde hair, blue eyes....I told you son, I only dated two asian girls in my whole lifetime!

I dont recognize the name, but I know a Bengough!

[COGCaviZ24]

one of my ex's is working in porn:goodjob:. she cheated on me, go figure right?

[5thgcelica]

eh. none of mine are that crazy...lol

but... me and my ex were goin out, 4-5 months i think. its christmas time... she tells me one night online that we need to talk sometime. okay fine whatever. so, next day... online she tells me that she had sex with her best friend. just cause she was at home, alone and bored. im thinking WTF? so i tell her its over, and then she goes and gets mad at me cause i broke up with her, and that she should have never told me..etc etc. oh well whatever.

notes:
go out with girl for 5 months
has sex with her best friend randomly
gets mad at me cause i break up with her.

[B16a2 Civic]

bump bump bump WHAT, all in yo trunk WHAT, kickers, tweaters, and speakers all in yo TRUNK- Killer mike

[B16a2 Civic]

bump bump bump WHAT, all in yo trunk WHAT, kickers, tweaters, and speakers all in yo TRUNK- Killer mike


more stories.

[collins]

haha, my craziest story is the one everybody already knows! lol yeah, i'll just leave it at that.....

[B16a2 Civic]

haha, my craziest story is the one everybody already knows! lol yeah, i'll just leave it at that.....

LIRL, did you settle out of court?

[collins]

haha, nope, we go the 25th. i aint payin shit i dont owe! lol you crazy?

[Rabunchic]

I hear ya

[B16a2 Civic]

that will rank as one of teh craziest

[thinkfast®]

ok I got one comin son... it involves murder meyhem and murda mommies!!

(not really, just building up the story)

details to follow..

[Hulud]

thats how we do it!

[collins]

hahahaha, yes. yes she was....

but i have another one for ya.....

i dated this cuban chick a while back, well she had 5 huge pitbulls!!! 4 of them roamed the house, while the other one had to be couped up for the other 4's saftey... well one day, petey (the 5th one) got out of the locked room and attacked 3 of the others... the papa jumped in tryin to rip the dogs off of each other, turns out petey and another dog jump on pops. pops goes to the hospital to get wounds treated (shoulda gone to grady, if ya ask me!) well after a couple days he comes home from the hospital and i ask him, lol should i get your gun? the mofo bans me from the house! haha i was like, whuteva doood.. peace.

maria (the cuban hottie) calls me the next day apologizing for her pops and shit, i was like ho, when you get rid of the pits, we'll talk. haha damn she was a nympho too. and she was HOT! lol but i aint riskin my life for no poon... sorry...

[B16a2 Civic]

hahahaha, yes. yes she was....

but i have another one for ya.....

i dated this cuban chick a while back, well she had 5 huge pitbulls!!! 4 of them roamed the house, while the other one had to be couped up for the other 4's saftey... well one day, petey (the 5th one) got out of the locked room and attacked 3 of the others... the papa jumped in tryin to rip the dogs off of each other, turns out petey and another dog jump on pops. pops goes to the hospital to get wounds treated (shoulda gone to grady, if ya ask me!) well after a couple days he comes home from the hospital and i ask him, lol should i get your gun? the mofo bans me from the house! haha i was like, whuteva doood.. peace.

maria (the cuban hottie) calls me the next day apologizing for her pops and shit, i was like ho, when you get rid of the pits, we'll talk. haha damn she was a nympho too. and she was HOT! lol but i aint riskin my life for no poon... sorry...


i dated a Honduran once....now that was soom great sex....boy was it

[usuckatlife]

yes sir, latinos are freaks. had a couple fuck buddies, but never dated one.

[thinkfast®]

OK, so I’m datin this chick right, some FOB Colombian chick, (FOB= Fresh Off da Boat) real nice (at first) we was datin like 3 years man.. so anyways, time goes on, she gets accustomed to the US and how we does over here, bla bla bla.. this chick had her moms come up to me askin about marryin this chick, for her papers son!!! (she was here illegally, couldn’t stay here unless she married an American citizen) WTF?!?!?!?!

Anyways, I said no off the bat, and we was poundin out one day, well in between her usual “ay papi si”, “duro papi duro” and “hit this shit w/ some West Coast dick, ricky!” shes like ”will you marry me?” so I’m sittin here starin at the small puddle on her lower back thinking, “fuck is wrong w/ this chick?” I gave her some more butthole pleasure, dipped out, the next 6 months were hell, I got caught cheating, she didn’t like me no more, we broke up, got back together for the WCD (West Coast Dick) she goes psycho, starts flippin out on all my friends, alienating them and all that. I’m not really sure what I mean by alienating, she was just a bigtime weirdo.

Well we decide to give it another go round, this time no strings attached.. We have been broken up for like a month, but I’ve been dating another chick for like 2-3 months now, this white chick from another forum ;) well anyways, I decide I want to spice things up, you know since its me and shit, I want some excitement. I borrow the white she-devils car,(which is a one of a kind, YELLOW STAGE 3 SALEEN FOCUS) BAD MOVE…

First off white girl was supposedly real sick, so I figure, “what the hell, she aint gon see me son!” well on my way out the door I put on like 5 pounds of Cool Water, which all girls go crazy for and can’t stay off your nuts (it’s a known fact, please don’t try and dispute it) She gets the bright idea of tailing my ass, she calls up another homeys of mine girlfriend, (who is OCD and psycho stalker, she knows her shit) Well my ass takes the FOB to dinner and a movie, dinner being whatever room service brought at the Days Inn off Jimmy Carter.. we hit up the movie show, and as we are coming out, I had like, my sixth sense or something tap me on the shoulder. Well I ignored it like a mo’fo!!

I go get in my side of the door, FOB chick gets in, and before I can throw it in reverse, here comes a Volvo station wagon with 2 white angry bitches!! They are yellin about “beaner” this, and “baldheaded thug” that, I’m like “fuck this shit!” I call up my homey to come pick me up, and dip the fuk out. White girls take FOB home, they are all in there cryin over me, (cause I tagged my homeys girl too, like a couple summers before) they all reminiscing, aw maan it was classic. Classic shit right there.

And that, my friends, is the reason I shall never date an American white woman again.


Thinkfast’s Gangsta ass notes:

1. FOB= Fresh Off da Boat
2. I dated an illegal FOB who wants marriage/white picket fence
3. I say NO to love/marriage, but YES to “ay papi” hardcore action
4. Buy lots of Cool Water, hoodrats love it
5. WHITE BITCHES ARE CRAZY SON

[B16a2 Civic]

OK, so I’m datin this chick right, some FOB Colombian chick, (FOB= Fresh Off da Boat) real nice (at first) we was datin like 3 years man.. so anyways, time goes on, she gets accustomed to the US and how we does over here, bla bla bla.. this chick had her moms come up to me askin about marryin this chick, for her papers son!!! (she was here illegally, couldn’t stay here unless she married an American citizen) WTF?!?!?!?!

Anyways, I said no off the bat, and we was poundin out one day, well in between her usual “ay papi si”, “duro papi duro” and “hit this shit w/ some West Coast dick, ricky!” shes like ”will you marry me?” so I’m sittin here starin at the small puddle on her lower back thinking, “fuck is wrong w/ this chick?” I gave her some more butthole pleasure, dipped out, the next 6 months were hell, I got caught cheating, she didn’t like me no more, we broke up, got back together for the WCD (West Coast Dick) she goes psycho, starts flippin out on all my friends, alienating them and all that. I’m not really sure what I mean by alienating, she was just a bigtime weirdo.

Well we decide to give it another go round, this time no strings attached.. We have been broken up for like a month, but I’ve been dating another chick for like 2-3 months now, this white chick from another forum ;) well anyways, I decide I want to spice things up, you know since its me and shit, I want some excitement. I borrow the white she-devils car,(which is a YELLOW STAGE 3 SALEEN FOCUS) BAD MOVE…

First off white girl was supposedly real sick, so I figure, “what the hell, she aint gon see me son!” well on my way out the door I put on like 5 pounds of Cool Water, which all girls go crazy for and can’t stay off your nuts (it’s a known fact, please don’t try and dispute it) She gets the bright idea of tailing my ass, she calls up another homeys of mine girlfriend, (who is OCD and psycho stalker, she knows her shit) Well my ass takes the FOB to dinner and a movie, dinner being whatever room service brought at the Days Inn off Jimmy Carter.. we hit up the movie show, and as we are coming out, I had like, my sixth sense or something tap me on the shoulder. Well I ignored it like a mo’fo!!

I go get in my side of the door, FOB chick gets in, and before I can throw it in reverse, here comes a Volvo station wagon with 2 white angry bitches!! They are yellin about “beaner” this, and “baldheaded thug” that, I’m like “fuck this shit!” I call up my homey to come pick me up, and dip the fuk out. White girls take FOB home, they are all in therE cryin over me, (cause I tagged my homeys girl too, like a couple summers before) they all reminiscing, aw maan it was classic. Classic shit right there.

And that, my friends, is the reason I shall never date an American white woman again.


Thinkfast’s Gangsta ass notes:

1. FOB= Fresh Off da Boat
2. I dated an illegal FOB who wants marriage/picket fence
3. I say NO to love/marriage, but YES to “ay papi” hardcore action
4. Buy lots of Cool Water, hoodrats love it
5. WHITE BITCHES ARE CRAZY SON


damn son, she must have had the force with her followin you and shit
i used to have one too, she only did the oral tho, put som espit spat on her face afterwards,,,especially her eyes....sje wanted to " see my kids play" hah

[collins]

omfg!!!! that was fuggin awesome!!! fob's and everythang!

[B16a2 Civic]

i have another but since im at work i have to find tehtime to write it all, maybe on my next break

[thinkfast®]

i have another but since im at work i have to find tehtime to write it all, maybe on my next break

yea man this shit for real took me like 5 minutes to write, but I was doin it in between policies, hahaha

[babygurl]

hmm that story was very interesting!

:)

keep up the good work!

[B16a2 Civic]

yea man this shit for real took me like 5 minutes to write, but I was doin it in between policies, hahaha

LIRL, im tryna do mine between calls and im doin it on microsoft note pad.

[thinkfast®]

omfg!!!! that was fuggin awesome!!! fob's and everythang!

FOB's are awesome, you gotta get em when they are FOR REALS FOB though, so you can mold 'em and shit.

Otherwise they already know the ins & outs of gold diggin and its a lost cause homey

[B16a2 Civic]

i want a fob from Brazil.

[collins]

hahaha i know thats right!

[thinkfast®]

I thought I had a FOB w/ this one Mexican chick, she knew her shit though. Turns out she is a ex-gangsta chola girl who is still down to dump on fools, I got me a ride or die chick now son!!

Thinkfast Notes:

1. she down for her shit.

[Jimmy B]

som of em are psyco.. thats all..

[usuckatlife]

haha does sir jimmy speak from experience?

[ahmonrah]

well i was in another thread and this kind of came up...

Lets hear your stories

B16a2 Notes:
1.) went out with fine girl
2.) fine girl has fiance
3.) fine girl has a fiance
4.) fine girl gets mad cause a girl calls me while i was chillin with her
5.) fine girl stabs me
6.) girl breaks up with fiance for me
7.) break up with fine crazy girl i bet $20 fine girl was a redbone wasnt she??!!

[Jimmy B]

mabye...



lol....




some are crazy, some were crazy, some have moments..


the craziest has to be some with my ex of 3.5 years..amber... some people on this site have seen some of our crazy times.. i cant pick just one though.. lol

commin from the pigion forge show, sliding sideways into the parking lot of B.King, 4 days after the car came out of the shop, all because she didt want to eat there.. all of xrated did.. lol

we ended it at HIN atl..fighting in the parking lot, litteraly... she kept slapping and grabbin me.. lol ... that was a crazy night. ..

those are sane ones... i have alot more, but those are private

[B16a2 Civic]

i bet $20 fine girl was a redbone wasnt she??!!


do you want me to mail you a money order or pay pal you LIRL
she was 5'5, bad lil body ( not big in the front but perfect ass and could do that stomach thign Shakira can do) medium straight hair...oh yea

[thinkfast®]

Shakira is a FOB son!!! evern after all these years!! LIRLY

[B16a2 Civic]

Shakira is a FOB son!!! evern after all these years!! LIRLY


i know....and i love it.....do you remember the 3 6 mafia music video " spinnaz"

[thinkfast®]

i know....and i love it.....do you remember the 3 6 mafia music video " spinnaz"

hmm... I remember the song, not the video

[B16a2 Civic]

ooh cause one of the broads walkin at the begining looks exactly like her, she had like a red cut off shirt and was walkin when one of dem lame niggas drive by with his escalade with spinnaz.

[ahmonrah]

all the craziest experiences in my life i've had with redbones......they fine as hell. but DAYUM!!! I HAVENT MET A SANE ONE YET !!

[B16a2 Civic]

all the craziest experiences in my life i've had with redbones......they fine as hell. but DAYUM!!! I HAVENT MET A SANE ONE YET !!


LIRL word, i think i got me a sane one now. she realdown to earth, church type too....good girl all around...but yeah, all redbones but have that crazy chip son

[usuckatlife]

what you mean redbone?

[ahmonrah]

LIRL word, i think i got me a sane one now. she realdown to earth, church type too....good girl all around...but yeah, all redbones but have that crazy chip sonshe got a cousin ?? lol. no really....

[B16a2 Civic]

she got a cousin ?? lol. no really....


haha, her cousins are in Va and the ones here ( around Riverdale) arent lookers LIRL

redbones= light skiin black girls....like Lisa Raye, Alicia Keys etc etc.

[usuckatlife]

word.

[B16a2 Civic]

word.


yeah mayne, go get you one.

[usuckatlife]

nah homie. i'll stick to the crakaz. they usually tighter anyway

[CiViCCuTie]

My story is pretty crazy i guess....I was going out with a guy for almost 2 years then he dropped out of high school and began lying about smoking MJ and stuff like that, when he knew I didn't care...He was heading down a path I wasn't willing to follow...So I went over to his house to break up with him...he locked me in his apartment and well I did what I had to do and kneed him in tha balls...left and didn't talk to him for a while and then he resurfaced trying to be my friend with emails, phone calls, and random appearances at my dorm so I had to call the cops on him...needless to say he's got a kid now with some hoe and I haven't heard from him since october of last year...nothing more than him emailing me...

CivicCutie notes:
1. with a guy for a while
2. guy started lying and dropped out of high school
3. didn't want to follow his examples
4. broke up with him
5. he locked me in his apt
6. I kneed him in THA BALLS
7. he has a kid with a hoe
8. We don't speak anymore

[B16a2 Civic]

nah homie. i'll stick to the crakaz. they usually tighter anyway


thats a negative
ever heard the term Loosey Lucy?

[B16a2 Civic]

My story is pretty crazy i guess....I was going out with a guy for almost 2 years then he dropped out of high school and began lying about smoking MJ and stuff like that, when he knew I didn't care...He was heading down a path I wasn't willing to follow...So I went over to his house to break up with him...he locked me in his apartment and well I did what I had to do and kneed him in tha balls...left and didn't talk to him for a while and then he resurfaced trying to be my friend with emails, phone calls, and random appearances at my dorm so I had to call the cops on him...needless to say he's got a kid now with some hoe and we don't talk...

CivicCutie notes:
1. with a guy for a while
2. guy started lying and dropped out of high school
3. didn't want to follow his examples
4. broke up with him
5. he locked me in his apt
6. I kneed him in THA BALLS
7. he has a kid with a hoe
8. We don't speak anymore

crazy ass nigga!!

[usuckatlife]

not teh ones i play with :D

[B16a2 Civic]

not teh ones i play with :D

guys?

[usuckatlife]

oh come now..... thats one way i do NOT swing.

[B16a2 Civic]

oh come now..... thats one way i do NOT swing.
i kno who you are.

[usuckatlife]

do you? i dont think we've met...

[HalfBaked]

http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=40143

NWS....


I don't know who that pic is...

[Hulud]

o snap

[B16a2 Civic]

what is the link, im at work and nws means Not Work safe, holla

[babygurl]

mabye...



lol....




some are crazy, some were crazy, some have moments..


the craziest has to be some with my ex of 3.5 years..amber... some people on this site have seen some of our crazy times.. i cant pick just one though.. lol

commin from the pigion forge show, sliding sideways into the parking lot of B.King, 4 days after the car came out of the shop, all because she didt want to eat there.. all of xrated did.. lol

we ended it at HIN atl..fighting in the parking lot, litteraly... she kept slapping and grabbin me.. lol ... that was a crazy night. ..

those are sane ones... i have alot more, but those are private


I would have pulled a Shi Peng and left her ass there!

[babygurl]

This guy wasnt really an ex, but thanks to my sister I had a stalker.

She gave him my phone number, he called we talked, eventually we met up. And he was cool. Nothing seemed strange about him. We talked a few times, on the phone, hung out once or twice.

Basically I did some looking around and found out this guy was in jail for statutory rape! And he has had a past of nasty stories that I am not getting into! But needless to say, I told him I never wanted to talk to him again.

He started calling my cell, home, and work day and night for about 2 weeks.

I got my boss, and a cop to call him up, and tell him to leave me alone. He finally stopped calling.

We havent changed our home number in a very long time. He called and spoke to my sister, and she was like umm Laura Died, I am married! Stop calling!

Yuck I ever see that guy again, I am gonna call the cops!

[B16a2 Civic]

thats physco yo

[Kevykev]

Only attachment issues here with ex's nothing toooooo toooo off the wall, i let them know not to fk around, besides i know how to avoid bitches with serious issues.

You B did she really STAB you dun?

[B16a2 Civic]

Only attachment issues here with ex's nothing toooooo toooo off the wall, i let them know not to fk around, besides i know how to avoid bitches with serious issues.

You B did she really STAB you dun?


yeah man...in teh hand...i started bleeding, it didn't go thru my hand tho....she made up for it tho.
my hand was on the counter and she just straight up stabbed me

[Kevykev]

That's some amazing shit yo.

btw: i'll holla at you when it's delivered call or pm I guess.

[B16a2 Civic]

That's some amazing shit yo.

btw: i'll holla at you when it's delivered call or pm I guess.

aiigh coo, i texted ya while drivin home and when i got done i threw it in teh passenger seat and forgot to get it when i got out the car LIRL, thats why i missed ya call.
its a pretty small box and i triple checked the addy
i think i have it remembered now, all but the zip code hah
i think since its priority, you'll sign for it

[JC]

hahahhahaha..... hmmm........I gonna have to pass on this one. LOL.

[B16a2 Civic]

no more :(

[thinkfast®]

hmm

Lemme see if I can recall some more FOB stories LIRL

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL!!!!
well, i talked to a girl that was in teh Lloyd Banks Video " on fire"
i havent talked to her in a while, let me call her up

[BluesClues]

Ok, my story is some awful shit that just happened like last month. Ok, I was dating this guy that I feel head over heels for and was given the impression that he felt the same for me (he told me). Well, things were going great. We were planning to move in together, even possibly marriage, and starting a family. Well, we decided to go ahead and start a family now. So we had been constantly working at making this family. Well, it seems like everything all went downhill in like one week. We both had the idea that I was pregnant and all and we were both happy. He started acting weird. I was getting weird vibes that things were not right. I asked him if everything was alright and he told me that he thought that we were moving too fast, so I agreed to slow things down to make it more comfortable for him. That did not seem to work. the vibes did not go away. to make a long story short. He broke up with me for his ex girlfriend. He claimed that he was still in love with her after he first told me that he was never in love with her. A week later I find out that I was pregnant. The whole situation was fucked up. Long story short, I had a miscarriage from all the stress and depression.

Someone top that shit!

[B16a2 Civic]

thats alot of sex.
i got something to beat that

how about getting stabbed in the hand

[BluesClues]

thats alot of sex.
i got something to beat that

how about getting stabbed in the hand
Yeah I would say that is pretty damn intense, but I lost a life! I am pretty scarred (if spelled right)

[B16a2 Civic]

Yeah I would say that is pretty damn intense, but I lost a life! I am pretty scarred (if spelled right)

true.
but have you ever been stabbed?

[BluesClues]

true.
but have you ever been stabbed?
No I have not been stabbed. I see this is bothering you

[B16a2 Civic]

No I have not been stabbed. I see this is bothering you


being stabbed is no walk in the park.

[babygurl]

thats a negative
ever heard the term Loosey Lucy?


hey hey now...not all white chicks are loose!

[B16a2 Civic]

hey hey now...not all white chicks are loose!


i know, not ALL
i knew that statement would get me in trouble

[babygurl]

i know, not ALL
i knew that statement would get me in trouble


oh ya you on the list!

[Jimmy B]

I would have pulled a Shi Peng and left her ass there!

i was with her for another 2.5 years.. lol

[B16a2 Civic]

Who else is on tha list@babygurl?

[Jimmy B]

hey hey now...not all white chicks are loose!

but they are easy.. :goodjob:

[babygurl]

but they are easy.. :goodjob:


Some white girls are easy....but not all...

and dont make me e slap you!

[Jimmy B]

Some white girls are easy....but not all...

and dont make me e slap you!

hush it.. i will sic win on ya...





:D


btw, i can dodge e-slaps:eye:

[babygurl]

hush it.. i will sic win on ya...





:D


btw, i can dodge e-slaps:eye:



Nah Win wont hurt me...he loves me to much! (Sometimes, hahaha)

[BluesClues]

being stabbed is no walk in the park.
Did it go all the way through?

[babygurl]

Ok, my story is some awful shit that just happened like last month. Ok, I was dating this guy that I feel head over heels for and was given the impression that he felt the same for me (he told me). Well, things were going great. We were planning to move in together, even possibly marriage, and starting a family. Well, we decided to go ahead and start a family now. So we had been constantly working at making this family. Well, it seems like everything all went downhill in like one week. We both had the idea that I was pregnant and all and we were both happy. He started acting weird. I was getting weird vibes that things were not right. I asked him if everything was alright and he told me that he thought that we were moving too fast, so I agreed to slow things down to make it more comfortable for him. That did not seem to work. the vibes did not go away. to make a long story short. He broke up with me for his ex girlfriend. He claimed that he was still in love with her after he first told me that he was never in love with her. A week later I find out that I was pregnant. The whole situation was fucked up. Long story short, I had a miscarriage from all the stress and depression.

Someone top that shit!

Sorry to hear you miscarried....

But dont worry about your ex....I have actually had very bad luck with my boyfriends going back to their ex's. Now they are calling me wanting me back lol...I told one over xmas to Fuck off!

[B16a2 Civic]

Did it go all the way through?


no, but it left a red mark and shit.

[BluesClues]

no, but it left a red mark and shit.
Would you like for me to kiss it and make it better?:(

[B16a2 Civic]

Would you like for me to kiss it and make it better?:(


;) coobut i was compensated for my pain.....over and over

[babygurl]

;) coobut i was compensated for my pain.....over and over



hmmm...and i bet the relationship didnt last!

[B16a2 Civic]

hmmm...and i bet the relationship didnt last!


your right.
the reason why was given on teh first post


well i was in another thread and this kind of came up...well heres my story

Well, i went to the movies with my boy and my friend said he's bringin some old friends from highschool to watch teh movie, one of em was fine but i didn't holla cause she had a fiance, but she ended up going thru my friend to get my # and we started talkin and what have you.
Well one night i was over at her place watchin and movies and " what have you" and she got mad cause a girl called me while i was with her and she was on all dat " lets be exclusive " shit...but tha thing was that she had a fiance that was in teh military and overseas....i was like..." you gotta be kiddin me, you got a fiance"...then she stabbed me in the hand....they broke up cause of me then we went out for maybe a few days...then me and her fell out *( my choice, cause if she cheat on him, whats to say she wont do it to me...not with anyone else finer...impossible!!)...she had a baby with teh next guy ( who was in teh military too) and now she works at burger king...she was fine tho, i'd hit it again

Lets hear your stories

B16a2 Notes:
1.) went out with fine girl
2.) fine girl has fiance
3.) fine girl has a fiance
4.) fine girl gets mad cause a girl calls me while i was chillin with her
5.) fine girl stabs me
6.) girl breaks up with fiance for me
7.) break up with fine crazy girl

[BluesClues]

your right.
the reason why was given on teh first post
Well, at least you are feeling better. Now let this be a lesson learned. Don't mess with girls with boyfriends overseas. She might just be crazy herself.

[babygurl]

Well, at least you are feeling better. Now let this be a lesson learned. Don't mess with girls with boyfriends overseas. She might just be crazy herself.


yeah for real!...

and on that note, dont mess with another girl that is attached, no matter where her boyfriend is! lol

[BluesClues]

yeah for real!...

and on that note, dont mess with another girl that is attached, no matter where her boyfriend is! lol
True dat true dat!:goodjob:

[B16a2 Civic]

but she came on to me....and intiated everything....but the intercourse hadf us both comming back

[babygurl]

but she came on to me....and intiated everything....but the intercourse hadf us both comming back


lol I have been there done that!


Still not worth it tho...cheating is bad!

[B16a2 Civic]

i didn't cheat.......really ;)

[babygurl]

i didn't cheat.......really ;)



hahahahaahah is that what they are calling it now!

[BluesClues]

What if you had been on the show CHEATERS? What would you have done then? lol

[B16a2 Civic]

What if you had been on the show CHEATERS? What would you have done then? lol


LIRL, i'd be giving shout outs, and you kno when black folks on there, they tend to fight, ....now if i lose teh fight, imma ask them to blurr my afcem if i win, imma make sure my face is shown and my number is posted so all teh fine honey's can call me if they want some pipe laid LIRL

[babygurl]

LIRL, i'd be giving shout outs, and you kno when black folks on there, they tend to fight, ....now if i lose teh fight, imma ask them to blurr my afcem if i win, imma make sure my face is shown and my number is posted so all teh fine honey's can call me if they want some pipe laid LIRL



terrible.....do you have no pride man?

[BluesClues]

LIRL, i'd be giving shout outs, and you kno when black folks on there, they tend to fight, ....now if i lose teh fight, imma ask them to blurr my afcem if i win, imma make sure my face is shown and my number is posted so all teh fine honey's can call me if they want some pipe laid LIRL
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Hell naw! You'de be getting calls like, "so yeah I saw you on cheaters last night and I thought you were pretty cute."

[B16a2 Civic]

crazy shit

[The Golden Child]

real crazy ..

[SixSquared]

WTF is this thread doing back?

Oh well.. on with story.. hell.. too tired to write whole thing... cliff's notes version:

1. my tongue is pierced.
2. my ex had a horizontal clit ring
3. We got stuck.

[The Golden Child]

WTF is this thread doing back?

Oh well.. on with story.. hell.. too tired to write whole thing... cliff's notes version:

1. my tongue is pierced.
2. my ex had a horizontal clit ring
3. We got stuck.

i would of still went at it ..

[SixSquared]

i would of still went at it ..

after getting unstuck we did. Thing that sucked was that I didn't realize I was stuck until after she came... every fucking time I moved she would about rip my tongue out of my head bucking... ah.. those were the days... my first model.. teehee

[The Golden Child]

after getting unstuck we did. Thing that sucked was that I didn't realize I was stuck until after she came... every fucking time I moved she would about rip my tongue out of my head bucking... ah.. those were the days... my first model.. teehee

i was imagining it and i laughed .. LIRL !!!

[SixSquared]

you would laugh.... I got kicked!

[itsjustdee]

i don't have a story about a crazy ex..bkuz usually i'm the one that comes out crazy. so just a note, make sure u break up with me on good terms :D

[The Golden Child]

i don't have a story about a crazy ex..bkuz usually i'm the one that comes out crazy. so just a note, make sure u break up with me on good terms :D

oh really ..

[itsjustdee]

oh really ..

u should kno. asian girls are crazy. LOL

[The Golden Child]

u should kno. asian girls are crazy. LOL

yea i know .. but i still love my asian girls ..

[HvyArms]

I'm gonna try and make it really short:


She used to call me at home, I stopped taking her calls there. One night she called 72 times back to back. I know because my caller ID lists every single call seperately. Then she starts calling my Job. The girl I was with before her, was named Stacey...so was a coworker of mine. Coworker answers the phone at the job, she thinks it's the same Stacey who is my ex, curses her out. Curses everyone out at my job, called all day for 2 weeks.

Then she told her uncle that I hit her. First of all, I'd never hit a woman. Honestly I'd beat a dudes ass if I ever witnessed a guy hit a girl, wouldnt even have to know her. Anyway, uncle threatens me (My son trains Laila Ali) he said...my response was "Dude, your son fights with a fucking girl? So? Swear to God. Anyway, he sends guys to come get me. They drive in from out of state, get a hotel room, and decide to go shopping at Lenox Mall. While at the Mall they bump into a few girls, one guys starts running his mouth about why they're here from out of state. They exchange info, and tell the girls which hotel they're at. Room numbers and all. One of the girls is my close friends sister, she calls me, breaks down the whole story. I call 3 friends, we strap up and go to the Hotel. Catch the 4 guys off gaurd, no violence, just some really...clearly spoken...words of encouragement to get the fuck outta Atlanta.

They leave, guess she finds out nothing happened. She starts calling again, cursing me out. I tape the conversations. I make a song about the relationship using her vocals from the conversation as the intro, and outro. Everyone laughs. Fin

[The Golden Child]

sounds interesting post up the song so we can hear it ..

[HvyArms]

sounds interesting post up the song so we can hear it ..

I would if I knew how. Besides I dont have web access at home.

[The Golden Child]

I would if I knew how. Besides I dont have web access at home.

so how r u on ??

[The Golden Child]

email it to me ill post it up ..

[email protected]

[HvyArms]

so how r u on ??

Because I'm at work, and if I get fired for IA I'm comin after ya ass.

[The Golden Child]

aint no one coming for my ass ..
cause ill have crazy asian pinch you ..
he likes doing that ..

[civic95]

Dated this Puerto Rican chik for like 7 months. Sex was great, but attitude sucked. Broke up.

She comes over to hang out like 6 months later, and proceeds to tell me all about her last 6 months of having 3 somes, and fucking other girls. Stupid bitch she had some hot ass friends how come she didn't have 3 somes when we were together.

[B16a2 Civic]

OH THATS JUST MESSED UP, I WOULD HAVE DONKEY KONG'D HER

[thinkfast®]

yea that deserves a clenched fist, right on the top of her head.. not cool. not cool at all

[kittychick]

Travis has a good ex-gf story... I should get him to post it up...
the ending's really funny and so is the update (his best friend who's visiting from out of state bumped into her at the store the other day...)
~~its got sex and drugs and cheating and lying~~

[kittychick]

oh- and ghosts too :D

[JennB]

I've dated a few that weren't totally right but never violent or insane... only one that was truly crazy.

We went out... it was obvious it wasn't working after a while. He was always just not nice and a little suspicious but when I told him it was over... all of his crazy came out.

1) Threw a crate of records at me
2) Tried to jump out of my car on the highway... I should have let him
3) Called me at work about 25 times in a day.
4) Would leave me messages saying "I'm coming to your fucking office right now!!!!"
5) Called me on my cell phone to the point where I would see it counting "15 missed calls".... "22 missed calls" W..T..F
6) Would come by my house at 3am and knock on my window....the cops were called many times
7) Restraining order
8) He moved barely across the state line so my restraning order wasn't in effect anymore... calls started again. I had to get call block on my work phone and blocked every number he called me from, at home as well.
9) Left me alone for a while and then would randomly call about every month or so from a different number every time. Because of him, I never answered unknown numbers but he always left some message. Creepy fucker. He kept calling me randomly for over 2 years after the last time we spoke. It only stopped when I moved out of state and left no forwarding number
10) Even now... 5 years later... he still will randomly message me through MySpace and tell me how awesome I am. I have not exchanged a single word with him in 5 years. I have never responded to a mesage, never answered the phone, nothing.

I purposely don't let anyone who knows him know where I am. I have no idea what I did to deserve that. Anyone who knows me know how calm and rational I am... I have never provoked this.. he just never stops.

I really wish he would just fall off of the face of the Earth.

[civic95]

so just a note, make sure u break up with me on good terms :D

We have to get together before we can break up ;)