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carrascopa
01-15-2006, 09:12 PM
So me n Jeff T and Brian M go to visions ....... i get wasted ( of course )

and yall know me when i get wasted.. so i start making out with just about every girl i pass.. even the hoes on the stage.. nothing new! but it gets better!!!


i hook up with these girls that are here from nashville for a bachelorette parrty!

there are 11 of them and they are all smokin assss hottt.. 4 real 4 real.. all banging


I made out with 3 of them and they asked me to go with them to the cabin room!

so im like fuk it


so they have a stretch navigator and i am riding with them.. next thing i know i cant see im so drunk and i whip out my dick and started pissing everywhere inside the limo!

hahahaha...

so needless to say i got kicked out of their limo and i got no ass.. but it was funny!!!
Julio
01-15-2006, 09:29 PM
:eye: :lmfao:
Leisa
01-15-2006, 09:30 PM
omg Alex,,, are you for real?
carrascopa
01-15-2006, 09:34 PM
deaD ASS SERIOS
JustinSane110™
01-15-2006, 09:52 PM
LIR fuckin L!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

That's some shit that deserves to be in a movie.
Brett
01-15-2006, 09:53 PM
Whatever happened to that post a few weeks back that you werent gonna be a man whore anymore, etc, etc.....LOL
thinkfast®
01-15-2006, 09:55 PM
yea Bert that post was complete BS

Alex thats gross.. did you at least spell your name out, or were you just doin some random squirting?
Leisa
01-15-2006, 10:01 PM
Alex thats gross.. did you at least spell your name out, or were you just doin some random squirting?


ewwwwwwww Ricky
thinkfast®
01-15-2006, 10:13 PM
:ttiwwp:
carrascopa
01-15-2006, 10:17 PM
RANDOM SQUIRTING YO! I WAS AIMING FOR A CUP BUT IT KINDA GOT ALL OVER.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


N BERT IM NOT A MANWHORE ANYMORE DOGG CHILLL!!!!



RICKY IM BLAZED SON
thinkfast®
01-15-2006, 10:28 PM
COME THROUGH MAN I GOT NO WORK MANANA

It would be nice for my stress right now too

hahaha
ahmonrah
01-15-2006, 11:08 PM
off tha damn meter ....:lmfao:
Rican219
01-15-2006, 11:12 PM
LIRLY!!
Crazy Asian
01-15-2006, 11:13 PM
Holy shit....AHAHHAAHHAHHAAH
PhAtBoYMr2
01-15-2006, 11:15 PM
you shouldve aimed for one of the girls and try to post pics on ia.LIRL :lmfao: ...now that would be some funny shit
Crazy Asian
01-15-2006, 11:17 PM
AHHAAH I can imagine him..."IA OWNS YOU BITCHES NOW DRINK MY PISS!!!!"
NzProjeKt
01-15-2006, 11:20 PM
The title of this thread should have been: " a funny drunk alex in a navigator pissing story"
Ohh and what ever happened to responsible drinking? lol
rickgiblin
01-16-2006, 12:49 AM
thats the funnest thing ive read in a while. i wonder if they have to pay to get the limo cleaned??? lol, hillarious
The Golden Child
01-16-2006, 10:29 AM
golden shower in the limo .. lolz
A.P. Photography
01-16-2006, 10:42 AM
"This is the remix edition, of the song about pissin"
Kevykev
01-16-2006, 10:43 AM
haha Like in the Movie Alex Remember, forgot the name of that shit.

Guy startin pissin all of the room and curtains etc.

you crazy pimp!
A.P. Photography
01-16-2006, 11:03 AM
haha Like in the Movie Alex Remember, forgot the name of that shit.

Guy startin pissin all of the room and curtains etc.

you crazy pimp!
:thinking: My boss's Daughter?
carrascopa
01-16-2006, 11:08 AM
:thinking: My boss's Daughter?thats the one
Tracy
01-16-2006, 11:15 AM
OMFG! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

BTW, I accidentally deleted the vid you sent me and I didn't see it yet :(
5thgcelica
01-16-2006, 11:27 AM
im gonnaaaa peee on youuu!!!
carrascopa
01-16-2006, 11:41 AM
OMFG! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!

BTW, I accidentally deleted the vid you sent me and I didn't see it yet :(
haha! suks 4 u
Tracy
01-16-2006, 11:45 AM
haha! suks 4 u
dammit! :rant:
Sledlude
01-16-2006, 11:48 AM
thats some r. kelly shit for real. alex you're fucking nuts homie
carrascopa
01-16-2006, 11:52 AM
dammit! :rant:

i had a momentary retard moment.. i should not have sent that too u any ways.. although the entire world has already seen it
thinkfast®
01-16-2006, 11:59 AM
"I sip Cris.... you drink piss"
4dmin
01-16-2006, 12:25 PM
WTF man you fucked it up for yourself
carrascopa
01-16-2006, 12:25 PM
WTF man you fucked it up for yourselffuk them hoesman.. no luv!
dartingd
01-16-2006, 01:24 PM
hata's wanna hate, lovers wanna love, but i don't even want..none of the above i wanna piss on you...yes i do i'll piss on you..drip drip drip!
thinkfast®
01-16-2006, 01:32 PM
only thing that make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
dartingd
01-16-2006, 01:41 PM
did you pour the big pail of doodoo butter on em too?
thinkfast®
01-16-2006, 01:50 PM
naw they got doused from a barrel that said CARRASCO URINE
PhatbacK
01-16-2006, 02:01 PM
oh alfonzo....u so swilly!!! haha.
JoeCoolinATL
01-17-2006, 01:46 AM
I FOUND A PIC OF ALEX AND HIS BROS AT THE CLUB

http://www.leehotti.com/images/photochops/4/guidos0wk.jpg


hahahaha
jk
AtifSajid
01-17-2006, 07:34 AM
haha^^
Jimmy B
01-17-2006, 07:49 AM
^^ popped collars are gheeeyyyyy well.. so are they.. but still
trythefly
01-17-2006, 07:52 AM
niice lol
thinkfast®
01-17-2006, 12:57 PM
oh snap
carrascopa
01-17-2006, 03:09 PM
holy shit those guys are all clones of eachother! probably OC queers
thinkfast®
01-17-2006, 03:13 PM
haha or they all are related to AFShane.. actually, is that AFShane?????

(2nd one from right)
JoeCoolinATL
01-17-2006, 09:49 PM
holy shit those guys are all clones of eachother! probably OC queers


actually fucking jersey punks trying to look hard.
stupid kid see those annoying wanna be made gotti boys tv shows and copy them.
stupid kids.
funny thing is most of them arent even italian, their albanian, trying topass them selves off with self tanner spray and makeup as italian.
makes me pissed they are trying to pretend to be from my homeland.
i cant stand stupid kids

/end rant