Friday 13 Stories

[#1Beaver]

What has happend to you on past Friday 13 days?

The only thing that has happend to me today is, i stepped in my dogs shit when i was out there feeding him!

[Sibious]

today i almost got in a head on collision, becuase this dumb ass came into my lane

[B16a2 Civic]

i ran from this guy in a mask, i got away but a few white people didn't

[Halfwit]

UMMM, NOTHING.

[#1Beaver]

i ran from this guy in a mask, i got away but a few white people didn't
LIRL

[Sibious]

i ran from this guy in a mask, i got away but a few white people didn't
:lmfao: are u black? jp y they chasing u

[B16a2 Civic]

:lmfao: are u black? jp y they chasing u


Im black and korean, homeboy was crazy son, i think he was a mommas boy...he started following me around so i told him be eezzzzz....so in his pursuit to catch me, he started off'ing all these white people....he even fell out a window and got up.

[A1EX]

i didnt go to school <worst thing that happened to me today

[quickdodge®]

The worse thing to happen to Blaze is that Dipset told him to quit riding their jocks. Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

Im black and korean, homeboy was crazy son, i think he was a mommas boy...he started following me around so i told him be eezzzzz....so in his pursuit to catch me, he started off'ing all these white people....he even fell out a window and got up.

yea man I was wit B when this shit went down, I was up on the rooftop like "fuk that I'll ask questions later" all these white boys were like "dude, why are you doing this? AAAAH :splat:"

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

i got to pay the insurance company $750 b/c my dad called me this morning to inform me that he cancelled mine.. wahoo

[B16a2 Civic]

yea man I was wit B when this shit went down, I was up on the rooftop like "fuk that I'll ask questions later" all these white boys were like "dude, why are you doing this? AAAAH :splat:"


yeaah man, Preston didn't make it huh....poor guy

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Well goddamn, Rappaport. Later, QD.

[The Golden Child]

uhm past friday the 13th who the hell remembers this ?

[thinkfast®]

OBVIOUSLY, me and B have the story, and several others too. why ruin the fun?

Please hit GO on Forum Jump and go to WTB: A LIFE

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL!!!

[The Golden Child]

sorry i cant remember what happened last year on friday the 13th ..

maybe if it was as fun i prolly would of rememebered what happened ..

like stabbing someone in the throat then skin them alive from head to toe ..

and maybe start cooking them over a nice bonfire ..

so whos my next dinner ?? anyone ??

[thinkfast®]

yea I hear SpeedShit has good rump roast

FatSacks told me

[#1Beaver]

wow ok :eek:
gotta try that next friday 13 :goodjob:

or do it april fools and when im done with them ill stand ova the remains and say april fools

[The Golden Child]

yea I hear SpeedShit has good rump roast

FatSacks told me

o'rly u dont wanna be my next dinner ?

[thinkfast®]

o'rly u dont wanna be my next dinner ?

if you like getting sodomized by a dagger, then by all means, please move forward

:takes dagger out of ankle sheath:

[The Golden Child]

ill bring the forks and knives with some bbq sauce and hot sauce ..