View Full Version : Son of a Bitch!!
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 12:30 PM
So I ran across the street in the rain to get something from the store right! And on the way back, i jumped over this puddle just so my right fucking leg could fall into this damn hole in the middle of the street. Son of Bitch! I dropped my shit, stuff came flying out of pockets! I busted my fucking knee open, there is blood running down my leg, Im fuckin cold, soaked in water, fuck it im just pissed!
So everyone just laugh your fuckin ass off, this ones on me!
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 12:31 PM
i blame BTEC, workers Comp!!
Rabunchic
01-13-2006, 12:32 PM
FUCKIN FRIDAY 13TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour222
01-13-2006, 12:32 PM
Your such a sissy, in my day we didn't even use bandaid, the remedy was a hot iron poker for the hemmorrage.
Tracy
01-13-2006, 12:32 PM
ahahahahahahah!
OK JP. I'm sorry dude. That sux. Now get back to work!
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 12:33 PM
but you feel well enought to post on ia. we have a trooper guys
silver
01-13-2006, 12:33 PM
Awww.... that sucks!! Think, maybe if you didnt fall you would of gotten hit by a car or something.. so look at it as a good thing that you fell!!! But in the meantime wash off your knee and put something on it like neosporin so it doesnt get nasty and it won't scar as bad.
Nemesis
01-13-2006, 12:33 PM
lmao
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 12:34 PM
Your such a sissy, in my day we didn't even use bandaid, the remedy was a hot iron poker for the hemmorrage.
I dont have a band aid, I just covered in with nopi stickers :lmfao:
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 12:35 PM
ahahahahahahah!
OK JP. I'm sorry dude. That sux. Now get back to work!
Thats it buddy you made my list!
{X}Echo419
01-13-2006, 12:35 PM
damn the rain owned you :lmfao:
hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis) ;) :lmfao:
damn i would love to have recorded that on camera shit sounds hilarious
Ms Dollar
01-13-2006, 12:35 PM
FUCKIN FRIDAY 13TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my goodness i didn't even realize that today is friday the 13th....not cool :eek:
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 12:35 PM
oh shit.
Tracy
01-13-2006, 12:35 PM
:lmfao:
hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis) ;) :lmfao:
LOL
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 12:36 PM
damn BTEC
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 12:36 PM
:lmfao:
hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis) ;) :lmfao:
oh shit! :lmfao:
Crazy Asian
01-13-2006, 12:46 PM
haahahahahahahahahh
STOP, DROP, and ROLL BITCH!!!!
psychodrama_81
01-13-2006, 12:52 PM
Friday the 13th....hmmm...superstitions anyone?
Crazy Asian
01-13-2006, 12:52 PM
AHAHAH DMX SONG!!!
Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop
Oh, no
That's how Ruff Ryders roll
AtifSajid
01-13-2006, 12:55 PM
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa aaaa
The Golden Child
01-13-2006, 12:58 PM
daym that sucks ..
Sibious
01-13-2006, 12:59 PM
lol yup, and damn sucks ass. i hate pot holes
Rican219
01-13-2006, 12:59 PM
:rly:
rickgiblin
01-13-2006, 01:00 PM
dam dude... that sucks... but hey, post some pics
Kevykev
01-13-2006, 01:03 PM
So I ran across the street in the rain to get something from the store right! And on the way back, i jumped over this puddle just so my right fucking leg could fall into this damn hole in the middle of the street. Son of Bitch! I dropped my shit, stuff came flying out of pockets! I busted my fucking knee open, there is blood running down my leg, Im fuckin cold, soaked in water, fuck it im just pissed!
So everyone just laugh your fuckin ass off, this ones on me!
There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter. Therefore i'll settle for this one >>> :lmfao:
I'm sorry you got hurt though man!
But you're own narration was hilarious.
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 01:03 PM
dam dude... that sucks... but hey, post some pics
No way dude!
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 01:05 PM
There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter. Therefore i'll settle for this one >>> :lmfao:
I'm sorry you got hurt though man!
But you're own narration was hilarious.
Thanks I try :D
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 01:07 PM
You guys should give me points for my bad luck! And make me feel better!
Crazy Asian
01-13-2006, 01:07 PM
No we want to see pics and then rep point for falling down. Yes we want to see blood today agony and pain.
JustinSane110™
01-13-2006, 01:10 PM
There isn't a smilie implemented in this database that can reflect my luaghter.
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quickdodge®
01-13-2006, 01:11 PM
:lmfao:
hey at least you are not QD. then you would have shattered your knee. (because of the ostioprosis) ;) :lmfao:
Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
JustinSane110™
01-13-2006, 01:12 PM
Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
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http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif
http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 01:15 PM
No we want to see pics and then rep point for falling down. Yes we want to see blood today agony and pain.
ok I'll see what i can do
never_finished
01-13-2006, 01:17 PM
Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
LOL :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
{X}Echo419
01-13-2006, 01:18 PM
Well what do you know......I thought I had an athletic supporter on. I go to take it off and I'll be goddamn if it actually was Echo hanging on to my nuts. Get the fucc off little boy. Later, QD.
really fucking orginal Old man. You use the same material everytime in every post. Time for a new issue of Source :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
brents knee from the stop drop and roll incident.
Sirius R
01-13-2006, 01:33 PM
/\/\/\/\ LOL...
+1 for you...lol.
2mchbooty
01-13-2006, 01:36 PM
thats gonna leave a scar :(
thats gonna leave a scar :(
he dnt ever wear shorts ne way so hell be aight. Its a sign of being a man or something. my grand pappy taught me that.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 01:40 PM
whats up btec?
he dnt ever wear shorts ne way so hell be aight. Its a sign of being a man or something. my grand pappy taught me that.
sup jesse
whats up btec?
nunu much. howd ur car do lastnight?
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 01:44 PM
good, got it runnin alot better.
sup jesse
just wrkn or waiting to get off wrk like always.
good, got it runnin alot better.
cool. i told u, and i dnt even have a too-foe-dee.
RISKYB
01-13-2006, 01:47 PM
sorry man happy friday the 13th, and you know this maannn
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 01:58 PM
cool. i told u, and i dnt even have a too-foe-dee.
there u go again with ur fuckin weirdo talk shit. but i understood this time.
there u go again with ur fuckin weirdo talk shit. but i understood this time.
whatchew tom bout, that shits gangstuh!!
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 01:59 PM
whatchew tom bout, that shits gangstuh!!
otay,otay, i gess daswsup den
otay,otay, i gess daswsup den
wise ass!!
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:02 PM
wise ass!!
I am positive that i have no clue what you are talking about.
I am positive that i have no clue what you are talking about.
sure. yeah mf HG said she texted u lastnight apologizing for me not being able to make it to MSPi and see ur car unleash the fury on the dyno.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:09 PM
wateva, it mostly unleaashed smoke on the dyno. but im onver 2 so im happy. also tuned down to like 7
wateva, it mostly unleaashed smoke on the dyno. but im onver 2 so im happy. also tuned down to like 7
Thats enough to have fun with, for now. I know alllllll about have a smokey ride too. lol!!!
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:21 PM
it looked like a train that runs on coal.
it looked like a train that runs on coal.
CHOO CHOO muhfukuh!!
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:26 PM
i was like, "damn, that premium smells good though" but i think itwas the fumes gettin to me.
yes. choo choo "muhfuga"
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 02:28 PM
what the hell! this post is about my knee not your Damn 240! lol
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:29 PM
what the hell! this post is about my knee not your Damn 240! lol
well it "was" about ur knee and lack of walking abilities, now its about my 240.
thread jack status:successful.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:30 PM
fuck BTEC and a1ex
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:31 PM
damn man i want a 240
save ur money, and hide it from ur mom.
what the hell! this post is about my knee not your Damn 240! lol
THREAD JACK SUCCESS!!
sucker
fuck BTEC and a1ex
oh hell naw fuck this shit you forget to capitalize my name :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 02:32 PM
well it "was" about ur knee and lack of walking abilities, now its about my 240.
thread jack status:successful.
:lmfao: you suck dude! I hope your turbo locks up b/c of lack of oil!
save ur money, and hide it from ur mom.
no shes saving it for me so i wont spend it on dumb shit
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 02:33 PM
:lmfao: you suck dude! I hope your turbo locks up b/c of lack of oil!
j/k dude you know we're cool :goodjob:
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:33 PM
no shes saving it for me so i wont spend it on dumb shit
good, it she gon let u buy a car with it?
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:33 PM
just kidding BTEC and A1ex
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:33 PM
:lmfao: you suck dude! I hope your turbo locks up b/c of lack of oil!
that hurt my heart.
fuck BTEC and a1ex
what are u a doctor or some shit? U want to hear more about his woomb or wound?
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:35 PM
i like my b16a2.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:36 PM
me too.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:36 PM
wanna trade?
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:37 PM
ummm, ill get back to u ...........
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:38 PM
no, i'll get back to you
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:39 PM
not if i dont get back to you first.
the b16 will kick the shit out of the sr cars ass. over and out.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:40 PM
ive been all up in this thread and no reps?
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:41 PM
well.....i "beefed" up the b16 that could ;)
ive been all up in this thread and no reps?
u dnt get reps for hoe-in. ur posts have to be worthy or reppage
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:42 PM
thesedumb kids at school keep comin up to me sayin"my friend says he has a STOCK vtech car tat will beat urs, "but they will never set n e thing up? wtf?
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:42 PM
A1ex is missing.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:43 PM
u dnt get reps for hoe-in. ur posts have to be worthy or reppage
they are.
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:43 PM
hahaha that shit just made my day....HAHAHAHAH sucks for you.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:44 PM
thesedumb kids at school keep comin up to me sayin"my friend says he has a STOCK vtech car tat will beat urs, "but they will never set n e thing up? wtf?
well a vtech phone can dial faster then any other phone on the planet !!!!
i hate tha fact that people think vtec makes that big of a difference....its a good thing to have but its like god is behind your car pushin it when you hit vtec.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:44 PM
hahaha that shit just made my day....HAHAHAHAH sucks for you.
are u still on that shit about he knee?
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:45 PM
^Yea I just read the thread lol
thesedumb kids at school keep comin up to me sayin"my friend says he has a STOCK vtech car tat will beat urs, "but they will never set n e thing up? wtf?
i hope u know hwo to drive yo shit. If not, u better take pics for memories now.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:45 PM
well a vtech phone can dial faster then any other phone on the planet !!!!
i hate tha fact that people think vtec makes that big of a difference....its a good thing to have but its like god is behind your car pushin it when you hit vtec.
do u mean its NOT like?
^Yea I just read the thread lol
glad we made ur day sessy.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:46 PM
do u mean its NOT like?
tomatoe tamatoe.
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:46 PM
glad we made ur day sessy.
u know it! :hot:
well a vtech phone can dial faster then any other phone on the planet !!!!
i hate tha fact that people think vtec makes that big of a difference....its a good thing to have but its like god is behind your car pushin it when you hit vtec.
thats bc u aint got no GS-arrrrggghh cams, or boost. The sound of vtec alone with some good cams and that rabid animal sound give me a warm feeling in the midsection.
u know it! :hot:
hey, whats the chance of it being a full moon tonight? LOL!!!
good, it she gon let u buy a car with it?
yeah when i find one
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:49 PM
hey, whats the chance of it being a full moon tonight? LOL!!!
the only person thats getting any chance of my clothes coming off tonight is my tattoo artist. lol
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:50 PM
thats bc u aint got no GS-arrrrggghh cams, or boost. The sound of vtec alone with some good cams and that rabid animal sound give me a warm feeling in the midsection.
i have a deep sounding exhaust so if i really punch it in vtec my motor is louder then my exhaust LIRL
the only person thats getting any chance of my clothes coming off tonight is my tattoo artist. lol
oh shit!! well hey, since im a nice guy ill come with you and hold ur hand for moral support or something.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:50 PM
the only person thats getting any chance of my clothes coming off tonight is my tattoo artist. lol
my nick name on the streets is "tatoo artist"
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 02:51 PM
I'm lost as Fuck!
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:52 PM
oh shit!! well hey, since im a nice guy ill come with you and hold ur hand for moral support or something.
you can come...I don't need anyone to hold my hand lol its my 7th one. lol hehe. But thanks for being supportive.
obd1kenobi
01-13-2006, 02:52 PM
WHAT ABOUT MY LEGS CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!!!!!!
you can come...I don't need anyone to hold my hand lol its my 7th one. lol hehe. But thanks for being supportive.
the hand holding was suppose to be the part that REALLY convinced you to let me come with you. But ne way, HELL YEAH!!!
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:54 PM
the hand holding was suppose to be the part that REALLY convinced you to let me come with you. But ne way, HELL YEAH!!!
lol I know that I saw thats the way you try and sneak in.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 02:55 PM
my nick name on the streets is "tatoo artist"
my post yet again gets ignored....you not its not easy to come with funny stuff:mad:
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 02:56 PM
im back...i can drive my car pretty well.
my post yet again gets ignored....you not its not easy to come with funny stuff:mad:
:rly:
IntegraXTR
01-13-2006, 02:57 PM
damn I just realized today is friday the 13th
lol I know that I saw thats the way you try and sneak in.
well can u blame me for trying to sneak the real ish in? Hunny's body is banging y0! Oh yeah, hunny is you. :doh:
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 02:58 PM
my post yet again gets ignored....you not its not easy to come with funny stuff:mad:
oh my bad baby...lol sooo how you doing "tattoo Artist?"
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 03:00 PM
well can u blame me for trying to sneak the real ish in? Hunny's body is banging y0! Oh yeah, hunny is you. :doh:
Oh so I have a bangin body? Don't let you girl know u think that...I don't wanna disturb anything.
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 03:00 PM
can we get back on track?
Oh so I have a bangin body? Don't let you girl know u think that...I don't wanna disturb anything.
she knew i was a pimp from the get go. U aint disturbing nun. But yeah, of course that "IMO" about the body comment.
can we get back on track?
shut up a pay attention rookie, u might learn something.
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 03:02 PM
^hahah thanks Jessie...that made my day babe :kiss:
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 03:04 PM
oh my bad baby...lol sooo how you doing "tattoo Artist?"
a lil wired...lil tired...but imma make it
:)
Halfwit
01-13-2006, 03:05 PM
CHEA!!!!!!!!!
u mean chia pet?
^hahah thanks Jessie...that made my day babe :kiss:
Damn, and i aint even got started yet. Ne time though.
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 03:09 PM
a lil wired...lil tired...but imma make it
:)
Thats good....lil weird though um ya?
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 03:12 PM
Thats good....lil weird though um ya?
huh
[/ confused look]
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 03:15 PM
LOL SORRY
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 03:15 PM
LOL SORRY
i forgive you.
huh
[/ confused look]
i think she looked at wired as wierd. :dunno:
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 03:18 PM
Actually Jessie you are correct, I did think he said weird instead of wired. lol thanks for pointing that out.
B16a2 Civic
01-13-2006, 03:19 PM
ahhh ok.
Beauty+Brains= Nickie
So yeah, VM, what time are going to be revealing i mean getting ur tatoo?
Actually Jessie you are correct, I did think he said weird instead of wired. lol thanks for pointing that out.
it was a honest mistake anybody couldve made. No biggie, NAH MEAN!!
Darling Nikki
01-13-2006, 03:22 PM
So yeah, VM, what time are going to be revealing i mean getting ur tatoo?
around 730-800
around 730-800
hmmm, *rubbing beard in deep thought*
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