used car lots...

[quickdodge®]

A cop walks by a used car lot and two old ladies were sitting in a car, not seeing anything wrong he continues on down the street. A few hours later the cop walks by again. The old women are still in the car and at this time the used car lot is closed. So the cop walks up to the old women, knocks on the window and says
"Excuse me ladies. Ive notcied you have been sitting in this car lot for several hours now. Are you waiting til late at night to steal this car?"
The old ladies looked at each other and the one in the drivers seat said
"No officer. We bought this car this morning"
"Well then why are you still sitting here?" ask the cop
"We were told if we bought a car here we would get screwed...we're still waiting"

Later, QD.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

bwahahaha

[obd1kenobi]

Boooooooooooo! that jokes as old as those two ladies!

[Julio]

bhwhahah

[thinkfast®]

Boooooooooooo! that jokes as old as those two ladies!

^^ I think I laughed harder at this

[Halfwit]

^^ I think I laughed harder at this

yeah, but its better than no joke.

[thinkfast®]

yeah, but its better than no joke.

are you racist?

[Halfwit]

no

[thinkfast®]

then STFU

[Halfwit]

carpet

[Halfwit]

carpet,tree,chair,monkey,

[thinkfast®]

do you wanna wrestle? Ive been practicing all of Lex Lugers moves man, I dont think you want it

[quickdodge®]

Boooooooooooo! that jokes as old as those two ladies!

Who cares. I din't ask how old the joke was. I posted it.

Besides. You just plain suck. Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

aaaahahaha

Quick comin off the top rope, wit the Dusty Rhodes elbow :D

[Halfwit]

monkey,nascar,tree,desk,3.99,yellow,window,car,dir ty diaper,mailbox,bat,green,lamp,tv,toe socks,bush,paint,number,hair,nickel.

[thinkfast®]

~ leaves ~

[obd1kenobi]

Who cares. I din't ask how old the joke was. I posted it.

Besides. You just plain suck. Later, QD.

Chill old man, i bet you know those old ladies in the joke!

[quickdodge®]

You seriously do not think about what you are typing when you hit ENTER, do you? Do you have a reason for posting such idiocy? Have you always been stupid or what? Later, QD.

[obd1kenobi]

You seriously do not think about what you are typing when you hit ENTER, do you? Do you have a reason for posting such idiocy? Have you always been stupid or what? Later, QD.

Not always, all the headbanging did it!

[quickdodge®]

I know plenty of headbangers that aren't stupid. Later, QD.

[thinkfast®]

what is headbanger? is that like when I grab a bigot by his/her neck and fuckstart thier head?

[obd1kenobi]

what is headbanger? is that like when I grab a bigot by his/her neck and fuckstart thier head?

no thats not it

[BTLFED]

Whoa....WTF is going on in this thread......I shouldn't have clicked on this...

~turns around and leaves~

[Rican219]

:cool:

[The Golden Child]

and the racise begins ..

[obd1kenobi]

yo QD! WTF! so you're going to be a little bitch, and take points away b/c a cracked on this old ass joke! Dude you're fuckin Lame!

[obd1kenobi]

Who cares. I din't ask how old the joke was. I posted it.

Besides. You just plain suck. Later, QD.

I guess you were going for the word "didnt", but whatever, no you didnt ask how old the joke was, And I dont think anyone asked you to post this lame ass joke!

[quickdodge®]

^^^ It's all good, stupid. What's that bunched all up around your waist? Oh I see what it is. It's your goddamn panties all wadded up. Later, QD.

[obd1kenobi]

^^^ It's all good, stupid. What's that bunched all up around your waist? Oh I see what it is. It's your goddamn panties all wadded up. Later, QD.

I'll let that one slide on account of the Pm's we just had! And cause of the amount of pain I'm in right now!

[obd1kenobi]

^^^ It's all good, stupid. What's that bunched all up around your waist? Oh I see what it is. It's your goddamn panties all wadded up. Later, QD.

And stop looking at panties you old perv!