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Brett
01-11-2006, 07:36 AM
Subject: The Tomato Company

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife
and three kids He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm
and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage
of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in
the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you
when to start and where to report on your first day."

Taken aback, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer
nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand
that to a company like ours that mean s that you virtually do not exist.
Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by
a high-tech firm. Good day."

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in
his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb.
crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner
and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes
and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day,
he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags
of groceries for his family.

During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day.
By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into
the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.

Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of
tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a
broken-down pickup truck.

At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their
neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying
the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community
college so she c! an keep books for him.

By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and
employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He
continues to work hard.

Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks
and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the
boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless
and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed
over one million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting
with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new
circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to
send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and
has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have
e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if
you'd had all of that five years ago!"

"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping
floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour."

Which brings us to the moral of the story:

Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably
closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.

Sadly, I received it also.

MachNU
01-11-2006, 07:39 AM
HAHHAAH that was pretty good! :goodjob:

A.P. Photography
01-11-2006, 07:52 AM
:lmfao: that was great.

dartingd
01-11-2006, 08:04 AM
nice!

The Golden Child
01-11-2006, 09:40 AM
great story i almost e-teared ..

thinkfast®
01-11-2006, 09:43 AM
:e-snicker:

Ms Dollar
01-11-2006, 09:46 AM
that's a good story...almost feels true...