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Nemesis
01-10-2006, 08:10 AM
I really need a laugh this morning.

So bring em on, best joke this morning gets some reps.

Tank
01-10-2006, 08:12 AM
my best joke ok check this out i was goin to the mountain for a run and this guy ran over this other guy on a motorcycle so he was like hold my nos bottle and i was like cool then i sold it for 25 bucks good joke right

MachNU
01-10-2006, 08:13 AM
Anf1tch21......................................... ...................................... :D

Tank
01-10-2006, 08:14 AM
:slap: shut it ^

Nemesis
01-10-2006, 08:15 AM
my best joke ok check this out i was goin to the mountain for a run and this guy ran over this other guy on a motorcycle so he was like hold my nos bottle and i was like cool then i sold it for 25 bucks good joke right


lol not bad not bad lol

MachNU
01-10-2006, 08:16 AM
Anf1tch21......................................... ...................................... :D

^^^^^I figured out a better one!

Tank
01-10-2006, 08:17 AM
^:slap: no one cares

Tank
01-10-2006, 08:18 AM
lol not bad not bad lol
you need to PM me your damn number for i sell a certain lil bottle for 5 bucks to jimmy the crack head down the street :D

EX-Svic
01-10-2006, 10:11 AM
Jokes

yO mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

yO mama is so old her birth certificate reads expired.

yO mama is so dumb on her job application where it says education she put hooked on phonics ...

thats all i know lol............should crak a smile in someone ...........Peace

MachNU
01-10-2006, 10:36 AM
you need to PM me your damn number for i sell a certain lil bottle for 5 bucks to jimmy the crack head down the street :D

just a thought....do everyone a favor and off yourself!!!!! it would make the world a smarter place!

B16a2 Civic
01-10-2006, 10:40 AM
Tank makes myspace webpages in Kuwait for the army
- thinkfast

Nemesis
01-10-2006, 10:43 AM
just a thought....do everyone a favor and off yourself!!!!! it would make the world a smarter place!

Uhm, unless its an inside joke I dont get, which wouldnt be the first time, he was actually helping me on something. He has one of my nitrous bottles, so hes just needing my number to get his people in touch with my people. :goodjob:

COGCaviZ24
01-10-2006, 10:44 AM
yO mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.



that made me :D

~C My Bunny~
01-10-2006, 11:42 AM
there are 2 tampons walking down the street, as you pass which one say hi first









Neither they are both stuck up bitches :D

Nemesis
01-10-2006, 11:44 AM
there are 2 tampons walking down the street, as you pass which one say hi first









Neither they are both stuck up bitches :D


lol +1

dartingd
01-10-2006, 11:49 AM
i sat here and thought...i got nothin...

~C My Bunny~
01-10-2006, 11:53 AM
hmm i got more i just cant think of them right now

dartingd
01-10-2006, 11:55 AM
you can tune a piano, right?!?!?!
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well you can't tuna fish!!!! bwaahahahahha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

~C My Bunny~
01-10-2006, 12:04 PM
wow lol

~C My Bunny~
01-10-2006, 12:05 PM
lol +1
i dont believe you hehe

dartingd
01-10-2006, 12:05 PM
i was gonna say you can tune a piano but you can't tune a 92 accord w/ an h22a unless you have money to have your hondata installed, but that's just not as funny....

Nemesis
01-10-2006, 12:07 PM
i dont believe you hehe


I tried giving, but you couldnt recieve :(

~C My Bunny~
01-10-2006, 12:08 PM
:( weird. . .thank you though :)

JustinSane110™
01-10-2006, 12:09 PM
I tried giving, but you couldnt recieve :(
Asshole.... :D :lmfao:

COGCaviZ24
01-10-2006, 12:09 PM
you can tune a piano, right?!?!?!

well you can't tuna fish!!!! bwaahahahahha :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


BRILLIANT!!

dartingd
01-10-2006, 12:14 PM
BRILLIANT!!

at least someone sees it!

Jimmy B
01-10-2006, 12:16 PM
whats the bst thing about takin a shower with a 12 year old girl?
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slick her hair back, she looks like a 12 year old boy!

(that one is bad)

dartingd
01-10-2006, 12:17 PM
eww...if i didn't know better, i'd -1 you for that, lirl....

Jimmy B
01-10-2006, 12:21 PM
i have alot of race ones, im not in any way racest, but alot are funny.. but i dont hink i will say them.. lol

JustinSane110™
01-10-2006, 12:21 PM
whats the bst thing about takin a shower with a 12 year old girl?
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slick her hair back, she looks like a 12 year old boy!

(that one is bad)

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media77/5/vibe4.jpg
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

dartingd
01-10-2006, 12:25 PM
http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media77/5/vibe4.jpg
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

very funny!!!

Jimmy B
01-10-2006, 12:25 PM
whats the diffrence between a ferarri, and a bag of dead babies?

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i dont have a ferarri in my garage lol



j/k.. ok.. all mine are nasty.. ill stop..

dartingd
01-10-2006, 12:26 PM
http://www.oh-snap.org/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=811

Nemesis
01-10-2006, 12:26 PM
whats the diffrence between a ferarri, and a bag of dead babies?

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i dont have a ferarri in my garage lol



j/k.. ok.. all mine are nasty.. ill stop..


lol +1 keep em coming

Jimmy B
01-10-2006, 12:26 PM
whats does a blonde, and a screen door have in common?

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the more you slam it, the looser it gets..

Jimmy B
01-10-2006, 12:29 PM
** this is a race one, but not intended to be racest**

what do you call a line of mexacians holding hands?
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spicket fence

babygurl
01-10-2006, 12:32 PM
** this is a race one, but not intended to be racest**

what do you call a line of mexacians holding hands?
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spicket fence


+1 ahahahahahah

JustinSane110™
01-10-2006, 12:33 PM
http://www.oh-snap.org/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=811
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

dartingd
01-10-2006, 12:36 PM
he prolly started before she got killed...he had to finish...what kinda man would he be if he didn't?

dazn
01-10-2006, 02:47 PM
two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar, one says,
"Ive lost my electron."
The other one says "Are you sure?"
The other says yes im positive.

quickdodge®
01-10-2006, 03:01 PM
My best joke:

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And the punchline is:

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Lolololololololololol. Later, QD.

Dr.G
01-10-2006, 06:48 PM
How do you stop a dog from humpin' your leg?












*******Pickem' up and suck his dick.

EX-Svic
01-10-2006, 10:31 PM
lol ^^ thats nasty