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Nemesis
01-09-2006, 05:04 PM
So today I met up with someone that attends my school. I dont know the guy too well but today I learned enough to not want to know him. Those who have met me, know that im a pretty easy guy to talk to and am fairly nice no matter what the situation. Well today my patience was tested. They guy on here just recently wrecked his car and while heading to one of my classes he stops me and says whats up? Ill start a dialog so its a little easier to read and understand

Me: Hey, what's going on man?

Him: Yo, not much Nemesis (*im thinking to myself.. :rolleyes: )

Him: Hey check this shit, my Honda is wrecked.

Me: Oh damn man, what happened?

Him: Well Ill tell you straight up, I hydroplaned it, but I tell everyone I was streetracing when it happened.

Me: :rly: ( ** I honestly thought he was joking but later I found out much to my shagrin, he wasnt)

Him: Yeah man.

Me: What are you planning on getting next?

Him: Oh, you know how I do, Im gonna get a G35.

Me: How much is the insurance company giving you? That's quite an upgrade.

Him: Yeah, you know man I got a job and all, plus ive got full coverage.

Me: Shit, how much are they giving you for your Civic?? (Must be around 14k which would be a nice down payment since hes talking about a G35)

Him: 5000.

Me: Oh.... well im heading to class man, later



Fast forward to later that day, I find out hes in a class with me.

Me: Hey what's up

Him: Hey not much.

Him: You street race man.

Me: I run at the track.

Him: Oh, yeah I street race.

Me: So what all did you have done to your Civic and how much HP did you have?

Him: I put down 150 horsepower on the dyno.

Me: Cool, was it a Mustang dyno and that's why it seems low, or was it a dynojet.

Him: Oh it was a dynojet, thats the only fwd dyno they have.

Me: Actually....

Him:**interrupts** Yeah you wouldnt believe... you ever heard of Vtec?

Me: Yeah I have.

Him: Yeah man Im a Honda lover for life. You know Ill be a Honda fan forever, even when they go out of style, ill still drive a Honda.

Me: Cool, Im more of a Nissan fan myself.

Him: Well Nissan dont have Vtec that shit pushes you back in your seat like crazy.

Me: .......... so what cars have you beaten?

Him: Pauses for a little while** ... well Ive ran a Mustang Cobra, Jaguar Type S, pretty much all american cars I can beat.

Me: Wow I dont really believe your 150 wheel horsepower Civic beat a Cobra.

Him: Well he just got the car and didnt know how to drive, I even mis shifted and still beat him.

Me: Interesting... so you can beat all american cars?

Me: Ive got an american car that you can run...? Its an automatic too...... :eye:

Him: ...

Me: We can maybe go to the track and run for real.

Him: yeah I should try that to see what im really putting down.

Me: Yeah, and to not endanger other people on the street.

Him: haha yeah man, you know if I was out of class right now, id love to be street racing.

Me: Well dont do that shit around me.

Him: Why

Me: I dont want dumbasses around me.

Him: lol naw man, I aint a dumbass.


Pretty much that was the whole convo. I felt stupid after talking to him.

I hope he drops out of that class. :rolleyes:

Darling Nikki
01-09-2006, 05:07 PM
WOW what an ass clown

Rican219
01-09-2006, 05:08 PM
:rly: I ain't a dumbass :lmfao:

What a Fuck Bag

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 05:08 PM
You shoulda punched him directly above his left eyebrow... that fuckin dumbass. :lmfao: :lmfao:

Bishop
01-09-2006, 05:10 PM
LOLOL

dazn
01-09-2006, 05:50 PM
LOL, you ever heard of Vtec?lol
you shouldve said, Yeah, they make great phones!

The Golden Child
01-09-2006, 06:00 PM
want me to kick him in the mouth ??

shit made me almost throw up for his stupidity ..

DeutscheBAG!
01-09-2006, 06:13 PM
Me: .......... so what cars have you beaten?

Him: Pauses for a little while** ... well Ive ran a Mustang Cobra, Jaguar Type S, pretty much all american cars I can beat.

Me: Wow I dont really believe your 150 wheel horsepower Civic beat a Cobra.
:..................................

EJ25RUN
01-09-2006, 06:21 PM
ricer alarm.... ding ding ding ding ding

JMCIVIC01
01-09-2006, 06:22 PM
i agree

MrEG62U
01-09-2006, 06:28 PM
very true

quickdodge®
01-09-2006, 06:31 PM
Dumbass 4 Lyfe. Good job, Nemesis. Later, QD.

Hulud
01-09-2006, 06:43 PM
wow, is this kid on here?

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 06:50 PM
Yes he is... lol

Hulud
01-09-2006, 06:51 PM
call him out lol
if your an asshole in training....


and what school is this at?

thinkfast®
01-09-2006, 06:58 PM
call his punk ass out homey, you will be a real asshole pretty soon wit moves like that!!

you can do eeeet

Hulud
01-09-2006, 06:58 PM
you can do eeeet
lol

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:05 PM
cmon nemesis we are fucking waiting lol

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:13 PM
lol We'll see tommorrow while im at work

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:14 PM
what?
dont puss out now

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:17 PM
Im trying to find his SN.

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:17 PM
well quicker damnit!

BTLFED
01-09-2006, 07:18 PM
Im trying to find his SN.

WTF you waiting on, Christmas?! :slap:

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:20 PM
Im trying asshats its not like we only have 10 Civic owners on here!

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 07:20 PM
Like T.I.'s song say's "Call Em Out, Call Em Out!!!" or is it Bring em out?? Fuck ya'll, you know what I'm gettin at, lol. :lmfao:

BTLFED
01-09-2006, 07:38 PM
Im trying asshats its not like we only have 10 Civic owners on here!

Yeah, there are 11!

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:39 PM
cmon shit brains you can do it!

BTLFED
01-09-2006, 07:39 PM
Like T.I.'s song say's "Call Em Out, Call Em Out!!!" or is it Bring em out?? Fuck ya'll, you know what I'm gettin at, lol. :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:41 PM
cmon shit brains you can do it!

Hey fuck you man ! I think I found em.......

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:42 PM
well?

Tracy
01-09-2006, 07:43 PM
LOL. Ya'll are a trip.

Ricers!

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 07:44 PM
LOL. Ya'll are a trip.

Ricers!
You been gettin your lessons in?? :boxing: :boxing:

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:44 PM
still fucking waiting...

Tracy
01-09-2006, 07:45 PM
You been gettin your lessons in?? :boxing: :boxing:

went all last week and today nigga! Where you at???? Ready tomorrow???

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:46 PM
Im almost positive its this guy...

http://forums.importatlanta.com/member.php?u=4370

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:48 PM
why him? jw

Tracy
01-09-2006, 07:49 PM
Im almost positive its this guy...

http://forums.importatlanta.com/member.php?u=4370

aim him george!! Now he's gonna want to fight you. You can hire me as your body guard if you want. Make me an offer.

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:51 PM
why him? jw

His name is James, and he told me he did a swap in his garage and it was a B18 IIRC. I hope its him , cause I sent him a PM too lol Im gonna feel like a real fucktard if it isnt him :eye:



Tracy, I dont see an aim in his profile. :confused:

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:52 PM
ah this is gonna be great when this kid sees this thread lol

Tracy
01-09-2006, 07:52 PM
His name is James, and he told me he did a swap in his garage and it was a B18 IIRC. I hope its him , cause I sent him a PM too lol Im gonna feel like a real fucktard if it isnt him :eye:



Tracy, I dont see an aim in his profile. :confused:

OK, but do you want me to be your body guard????

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:53 PM
OK, but do you want me to be your body guard????


:goodjob: I think im good, but just in case Ive got you and Thinkfast to get my back if things get crazy lol

Tracy
01-09-2006, 07:54 PM
:goodjob: I think im good, but just in case Ive got you and Thinkfast to get my back if things get crazy lol'


Yea Puerto Rico has your back!

Puerto Rico..HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:54 PM
fer shizzle

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:55 PM
Hulud- you too good to answer your AIM ?!

Tracy
01-09-2006, 07:56 PM
George, You have really been working on your mean spirit haven't you? After everyone picked on you for being all nice, you have been off the chain lately!!! :D

Nemesis
01-09-2006, 07:57 PM
George, You have really been working on your mean spirit haven't you? After everyone picked on you for being all nice, you have been off the chain lately!!! :D


I really have. :devil:

The Golden Child
01-09-2006, 07:58 PM
yes finally some drama ..

shiets been boring for a min ..

Hulud
01-09-2006, 07:58 PM
Hulud- you too good to answer your AIM ?!
yes?

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 08:08 PM
yes finally some drama ..

shiets been boring for a min ..
Yessir, we have a callout. Now we gotta wait for the response... :king:

The Golden Child
01-09-2006, 08:14 PM
Yessir, we have a callout. Now we gotta wait for the response... :king:

this should be exciting getting coronas and popcorns and nachos ..

The Golden Child
01-09-2006, 08:16 PM
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nolimitsteveo, Buford, Justunez, ch33z, NzProjeKt, DeutscheBAG!

suspect number 1

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 08:20 PM
went all last week and today nigga! Where you at???? Ready tomorrow???
LOL, you know you don't want none cuz you know how I do.....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/JustinSane110/ikeepsitL.gif

:lmfao: :lmfao:

The Golden Child
01-09-2006, 08:21 PM
LOL, you know you don't want none cuz you know how I do.....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/JustinSane110/ikeepsitL.gif

:lmfao: :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Buford®
01-09-2006, 08:22 PM
This is going to be good.

BTLFED
01-09-2006, 08:29 PM
hahahahaha

Repost Squintz
01-09-2006, 08:34 PM
wow what a moron

psychodrama_81
01-09-2006, 11:01 PM
This should be good.....

Hulud
01-09-2006, 11:23 PM
this kids not gonna own up

Seymour222
01-09-2006, 11:37 PM
The conversation kinda reminds me of that "UPS" dude from mad tv, bouncin around all twacked out acting.

thinkfast®
01-09-2006, 11:55 PM
Yea Puerto Rico has your back!

Puerto Rico..HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Puerto Rico, Tracy WTF is wrong w/ you?? I'm Colombian/Mexican you HOOCHIE!!

Drop the real on 'em, Chevy chrome grill on 'em, posin in the instersection 3 wheelin on 'em!! DON'T TRIP!

A.P. Photography
01-10-2006, 07:43 AM
Waiting on the drama to pop off ~

George, about time you got the first asshole move down, good job. :goodjob:

RISKYB
01-10-2006, 08:47 AM
omfg.....people like that are still around??

blacknightteg
01-10-2006, 09:02 AM
its a shame aint it

psychodrama_81
01-10-2006, 09:05 AM
Yep...they still run in packs....

B16a2 Civic
01-10-2006, 09:11 AM
damn, vtec pushes you back in your seat.....dat nigga is lettin out our secrets, now everyone is gon want vtec, even nissan.

COGCaviZ24
01-10-2006, 09:14 AM
^^^LOL

Nemesis
01-10-2006, 09:20 AM
damn, vtec pushes you back in your seat.....dat nigga is lettin out our secrets, now everyone is gon want vtec, even nissan.

lol I wish you could have seen him act out "Vtec engaging"

B16a2 Civic
01-10-2006, 09:27 AM
lol I wish you could have seen him act out "Vtec engaging"
3

LIRL, me bein the asshole i am, i would be playin along with him

WannabeSpecV
01-10-2006, 03:25 PM
ooo! 150 hp honda is it bad that my altima had tat stock and he had to do an engine swap for it? haha i dont think he would even stand a chance against my old dodge stratus...

psychodrama_81
01-10-2006, 04:04 PM
I'll race him in my gas guzzling 95 Plymouth Voyager....:lmfao:

rx8you
01-10-2006, 05:20 PM
drama not engaging as well as vtack does.....

BTLFED
01-10-2006, 07:57 PM
ooo! 150 hp honda is it bad that my altima had tat stock and he had to do an engine swap for it? haha i dont think he would even stand a chance against my old dodge stratus...

Is it also bad that your car weighs a shit ton more than a Civic, so a 150hp in a Civic would smoke your 150hp in an Altima?

(I am not the VTEC ENGAGEMENT man, so don't even try that. You people know better than that).

ALVIN
01-11-2006, 06:30 AM
That shits funny...you got some people like that here at GA State

COGCaviZ24
01-11-2006, 08:26 AM
i found of these guys, or better yet he found me,last night. i was walking out of a grocery store and i see this honda civic setting next to my car. the car was a four door, with huge wing, and a big ass "H" on the back window, just above the H was a VTEC sticker.i also noticed a fart can. we got to chating( mostly about my car and stereo stuff) and

he says " yea i went to commerce last weekend(THEY'RE CLOSED) a ran 12.4."
me: really? what HP mod ya got?
ricer: just an intake::he pops his hood::....and exhaust
me,noticing that there was NO vtec: so it's an vtec right?
ricer: yeah! and it's automatic.
me: :rolleyes:
ricer: so you wanna race?
me: no way! mine's a base(mine is actually a Z24). besides, i'm sure i couldn't beat a 12sec. civic

so yea, they are still people like this around

trythefly
01-11-2006, 10:55 AM
funny thread.

what an asshattacus

speedminded
01-11-2006, 11:31 AM
i found of these guys, or better yet he found me,last night. i was walking out of a grocery store and i see this honda civic setting next to my car. the car was a four door, with huge wing, and a big ass "H" on the back window, just above the H was a VTEC sticker.i also noticed a fart can. we got to chating( mostly about my car and stereo stuff) and

he says " yea i went to commerce last weekend(THEY'RE CLOSED) a ran 12.4."
me: really? what HP mod ya got?
ricer: just an intake::he pops his hood::....and exhaust
me,noticing that there was NO vtec: so it's an vtec right?
ricer: yeah! and it's automatic.
me: :rolleyes:
ricer: so you wanna race?
me: no way! mine's a base(mine is actually a Z24). besides, i'm sure i couldn't beat a 12sec. civic

so yea, they are still people like this aroundmaybe he went to an 1/8 mile track and mistakingly called it Commerce....12.4 in an 1/8th :tongue:

COGCaviZ24
01-11-2006, 11:55 AM
maybe he went to an 1/8 mile track and mistakingly called it Commerce....12.4 in an 1/8th :tongue:

it's possible. this guy didn't seem too bright. he was asking about who installed my kit. i told him I did it myself. I thought about geting his number, getting him to buy a b/k and charging him an ass load for installation

Ol' Gregg
01-17-2006, 10:24 AM
hey about that altima... i got 10 bucks that says the altima would win.

COGCaviZ24
01-17-2006, 11:09 AM
so what happened? need an update

AtlE30
01-17-2006, 11:11 AM
what a retard! he needs to wrap himself around a poll or tree while he pushes his 150hp civic into a 35mph turn...

Nemesis
01-17-2006, 11:13 AM
so what happened? need an update


Nothing, he never came back to class and I guess he hasnt read anything.