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obd1kenobi
01-09-2006, 11:09 AM
Got this on myspace.com dont know if its true or not? But Kinda Funny!

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." She turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

mocha latte cupcake
01-09-2006, 11:10 AM
lol thats awesome!

quickdodge®
01-09-2006, 11:11 AM
Sounds urban legend-like to me, or just a good ole tale. But cool, nonetheless. Later, QD.

The Golden Child
01-09-2006, 11:13 AM
dumb bitch got OWNED .. should of kicked her in the face when getting up from the seat ..

obd1kenobi
01-09-2006, 11:14 AM
dumb bitch got OWNED .. should of kicked her in the face when getting up from the seat ..
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Oh thats Rich!

Brett
01-09-2006, 11:18 AM
TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS!!! Errrr I mean plane!!!! Damn how da time are changin!!! :lmfao:

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 11:42 AM
dumb bitch got OWNED .. should of kicked her in the face when getting up from the seat ..
http://www.rofl.name/owned/owned_face_kick.jpg

thinkfast®
01-09-2006, 12:14 PM
I would've pulled on one of her teats and grabbed and twisted til she teared up from the pain

titties lookin like a fried egg hangin from a nail

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 12:17 PM
I would've pulled on one of her teats and grabbed and twisted til she teared up from the pain

titties lookin like a fried egg hangin from a nail
^^ Fixed. :D

thinkfast®
01-09-2006, 12:19 PM
yo man good lookin out :D

JustinSane110™
01-09-2006, 12:20 PM
No prob homey, lirl. :goodjob:

dartingd
01-09-2006, 12:29 PM
nice story...doubt it's true, but nice nonetheless

COGCaviZ24
01-09-2006, 12:42 PM
hells yeah bitch

COGCaviZ24
01-09-2006, 12:46 PM
haha, it probably the guy from the ying yang twins sitting beside her going HAAAH!!!

Kevykev
01-09-2006, 12:46 PM
Any story wiht applause - unban Legens

hahahaha

Standing ovation, hey what was that movie where the guy kept clapping at the wrong time?

LOLOL

thinkfast®
01-09-2006, 12:47 PM
haha, it probably the guy from the ying yang twins sitting beside her going HAAAH!!!

he's like AAAAAAAAAAH? aaaw yep

COGCaviZ24
01-09-2006, 01:09 PM
Welcome and thank you for flying United airlines. HAAAAH! please make sure your seat belts properly and securely fastened. HAAAAH! Incase of an emergency, notice the HAAAAH! ....oh for god sakes will you shut up! HAAAAH!

obd1kenobi
01-09-2006, 01:18 PM
Welcome and thank you for flying United airlines. HAAAAH! please make your seat belts properly and securely fastened. HAAAAH! Incase of an emergency, notice the HAAAAH! ....oh for god sakes will you shut up! HAAAAH!

:lmfao: WTF!