So my oldest turns 21 next week...

[quickdodge®]

And she wants to go and drink for her birthday. Ugh, I don't like the sound of that, but I know she'll be responsible. Ahh well, they sure grow too fast. Later, QD.

[ProjectWidow]

I didn't know you have an older one.

[quickdodge®]

Yup. Her name is Niesha. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

uh.....if she's responsible she'll be fine. we all had to test our limits when we were nooby drinkers.

[JITB]

i always wanted to meet your oldest daughter... when can i!

[quickdodge®]

Probably never. Later, QD.

[JITB]

"Yo pops stop cock blockin B"

[COGCaviZ24]

if she's old enough let her

[nightracer]

You have a 21 year old daughter? How old are you?

[quickdodge®]

35. Later, QD.

[GsrTurbo320]

^^ is she "your own" or did you Adopt?

[quickdodge®]

I adopted her when she was 4 and I was 20. I was married to her Mom. Later, QD.

[carrascopa]

I adopted her when she was 4 and I was 20. I was married to her Mom. Later, QD.

that would make her 19 bro

[GsrTurbo320]

LOL

[quickdodge®]

My bad. She was 5. Born in Jan. or 1985. Later, QD.

[Leisa]

yes they grow up very fast!!!!

[Kevykev]

would you mind if i took her out?

Ya know just to show her a good time and by a good time I just mean like ya know just fun stuff like the stars and the city and dinner and maybe the beach or whatever makes her smile.

Then i'll take her home.

[Negrodamus]

hmmmm shes 21 huh? Lets see some pics.

[5thgcelica]

damn...all these niggas tryin to hit up on QD's girl.... i mean...im sure she looks good nall and is a good girl..but damn, you want QD showin up at your house to show you what LA is all about? lol

[Negrodamus]

showin up at your house to show you what LA is all about? lol

hahahahha a map of the "stars"???

[5thgcelica]

hahahahha a map of the "stars"???


i should cap you right now for even thinking that.

[JustinSane110™]

would you mind if i took her out?

Ya know just to show her a good time and by a good time I just mean like ya know just fun stuff like the stars and the city and dinner and maybe the beach or whatever makes her smile.

Then i'll take her home.
:lmfao:

[ATK_Designs]

Don't be too protective. Let's her have her own freedom as long as you gave her one of them electronic spy underwear thinggy that was posted up here a while ago. Can't find link. :D

[5thgcelica]

Don't be too protective. Let's her have her own freedom as long as you gave her one of them electronic spy underwear thinggy that was posted up here a while ago. Can't find link. :D


you mean the ones you bought for your mom?

[ATK_Designs]

you mean the ones you bought for your mom?

Nope, Don't think that everyone would do the same thing as you :o

[5thgcelica]

Nope, Don't think that everyone would do the same thing as you :o


wweeeaaakkkk

[BTLFED]

You mother fuckers suck. You don't leghump a man's FUCKING DAUGHTER! :slap: :mad:

QD, find out where she is going and send an undercover taskforce to watch her from a distance. That is the only way you are going to be sure of her actions and to make sure noone (Read: like the leghumping jackasses on here) trys to take advantage of her when she is drunk.

[JustinSane110™]

You mother fuckers suck. You don't leghump a man's FUCKING DAUGHTER! :slap: :mad:

QD, find out where she is going and send an undercover taskforce to watch her from a distance. That is the only way you are going to be sure of her actions and to make sure noone (Read: like the leghumping jackasses on here) trys to take advantage of her when she is drunk.
:lmfao: :lmfao: +1 if I can. :goodjob:

[BTLFED]

I'm fucking serious! IT IS THE MAN'S FUCKING DAUGHTER! If one of the jackasses on here tried to do anything with her and she was my daughter, they would be found with an RB(oat Anchor) 20DET strapped to their leg at the bottom of a lake. These mother fuckers have no shame.

[JustinSane110™]

I'm fucking serious! IT IS THE MAN'S FUCKING DAUGHTER! If one of the jackasses on here tried to do anything with her and she was my daughter, they would be found with an RB(oat Anchor) 20DET strapped to their leg at the bottom of a lake. These mother fuckers have no shame.
LOL!! I'm with you man, I got a little sister that just turned 16 a few months ago and I'm damn near fully prepared to start running fuckers over.

[5thgcelica]

I'm fucking serious! IT IS THE MAN'S FUCKING DAUGHTER! If one of the jackasses on here tried to do anything with her and she was my daughter, they would be found with an RB(oat Anchor) 20DET strapped to their leg at the bottom of a lake. These mother fuckers have no shame.


lol. why do you think i said..what i said...lol

ive got a 6y/o sister..cant wait to start messin with the guys she brings home. lol. start kickin ass!

[BTLFED]

LOL!! I'm with you man, I got a little sister that just turned 16 a few months ago and I'm damn near fully prepared to start running fuckers over.

Answer the door with a sawed off 12 gauge with a pistol grip in your hand. Watch their reaction.

[JustinSane110™]

Answer the door with a sawed off 12 gauge with a pistol grip in your hand. Watch their reaction.
Haha, oh trust me I plan to at the very least do a Bad Boys 2 routine. :goodjob:

[BTLFED]

lol. why do you think i said..what i said...lol

ive got a 6y/o sister..cant wait to start messin with the guys she brings home. lol. start kickin ass!

Buy a bunch of ammo and ask them if they want to see your "ammo collection." If they say yes, show it to them and then ask, "do you want to see everything it all GOES IN?!"

10 bucks says they run out the door.

[Negrodamus]

I got a little sister that just turned 16
Pics??????

[BTLFED]

Pics??????

dieinafire shoe boy.

[JustinSane110™]

Pics??????
Sure....

































http://www.aceltdusa.com/images04/shotgun/MossM4.jpg

[collins]

bahahahah!!!! good one.

[quickdodge®]

JustinSane, that was funny as hell. I can't rep you right now. Lolol.

BTLFED, I am not worried about any of these punks getting with her. She has class. Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

QD, find out where she is going and send an undercover taskforce to watch her from a distance. .

THis guy said "TASK FORCE" Damn that's some Major Shit.

BTW:

Q knows I would make a move on his damn daugter. Am I known for leghumping, Ahhhh know.

Takes a lot for me to try to pull a girl off of the internet, havent met one yet.

Standards = High


Task Force :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

Ahhhh know.

It's no. Later, QD.

[5thgcelica]

Buy a bunch of ammo and ask them if they want to see your "ammo collection." If they say yes, show it to them and then ask, "do you want to see everything it all GOES IN?!"

10 bucks says they run out the door.

hahaha. thats good ill have to remember that, i was just planing on cleaning my .45 when they come over...but i thinkyour tactic is better.

[Kevykev]

QD you just got Owned, thank you

Sure you'll find out how soon enough!

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. I got pre-determined owned? Later, QD.

[Kevykev]

You were FORESHADOWNED!!!!!!

:loloooloolol@thisfoo:

[quickdodge®]

That was actually funny. Later, QD.

[HalfBaked]

21?

Too old for me.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Not to mention too smart. Later, QD.

[JustinSane110™]

JustinSane, that was funny as hell. I can't rep you right now. Lolol.
Just don't forget about me when you can, haha. :D

[The Golden Child]

daym this was the most interesting thread ..
people got no respect at all ..
but hmm if shes responsible and high-class you dont have to worry about it i guess ..
but if i was a father of a 21 ill make sure the kid turns gay ..

[quickdodge®]

She's responsible. I'm not worried about her at all. She doesn't drink. She just wants to do the 21 thing, nah mizzle. And she isn't high class, lolol. Later, QD.

[Crazy Asian]

hmmm...21 im 19 ID HIT ON HER but your strapped hell no I aint comin near you even IF YOU WERENT STRAPPED...your too much of a thug.

[quickdodge®]

Goddam right.

Plus she wouldn't go out with a white, Hispanic, or Asian guy. Sh'ell only date black dudes. Later, QD.

[Kelly_Rene]

wow, yea I say if she is responsible(sp) let her drink. I hope that she stays out of trouble for ya :-D

[BTLFED]

hahaha. thats good ill have to remember that, i was just planing on cleaning my .45 when they come over...but i thinkyour tactic is better.

If I ever have a daughter that is going to be my tactic.....I might combine it with yours. Show them the ammo while cleaning a hand gun lol

[JustinSane110™]

If I ever have a daughter that is going to be my tactic.....I might combine it with yours. Show them the ammo while cleaning a hand gun lol
Fuck cleaning it, fucker might think that'll give him time to run. Have that shit locked, loaded and pointed at the door before it ever opens hahaha.

[thinkfast®]

Quick are you for reals, you got a 21 year old? LIRL thats older then some fucks on here!! you a OG for reals homey! :D

you need someone to play the crazy uncle man, hit me up homey

I got a sister who didnt date til she was 19 haha.. lil punks would come to the crib I'd be like "the fuck you want homey? aint no girl scouts deliverin over here, GTFO" aaah I had some good times w/ that :D

[JustinSane110™]

Quick are you for reals, you got a 21 year old? LIRL thats older then some fucks on here!! you a OG for reals homey! :D

you need someone to play the crazy uncle man, hit me up homey

I got a sister who didnt date til she was 19 haha.. lil punks would come to the crib I'd be like "the fuck you want homey? aint no girl scouts deliverin over here, GTFO" aaah I had some good times w/ that :D
Imma need you to help me pull the Bad Boys 2 routine when the punks start comin around lookin for my sister man. There's a bottle of Patron in it for you homey. :goodjob:

[thinkfast®]

Imma need you to help me pull the Bad Boys 2 routine when the punks start comin around lookin for my sister man. There's a bottle of Patron in it for you homey. :goodjob:

you know I'm down!! actually the Patron helps me loosen up so there are no "accidents" involving brass knuckles and shovels (I still can't go back to Pomona for some shit back from '97)

LIRL

[Negrodamus]

Sh'ell only date black dudes. Later, QD.
:rly:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

:rly:


black dudes......not nigarians....sorry negrodamus

:yarly: :doh:

[JustinSane110™]

you know I'm down!! actually the Patron helps me loosen up so there are no "accidents" involving brass knuckles and shovels (I still can't go back to Pomona for some shit back from '97)

LIRL
http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif http://www.drunkdubs.com/albums/album79/LIRL.gif

[Negrodamus]

black dudes......not nigarians....sorry negrodamus now coming from a haitian that deserves a huge LOL. At least "nigerians" are smart enough for a scam hahahahahah. haitans cant even sneak in to florida on a raft :D

[PhAtBoYMr2]

now coming from a haitian that deserves a huge LOL. At least "nigerians" are smart enough for a scam hahahahahah. haitans cant even sneak in to florida on a raft :D


please, if it wasnt for us haitians all your black asses would still be slaves ......we use rafts because all our island funding went to the domincans :D

[Negrodamus]

please, if it wasnt for us haitians all your black asses would still be slaves ......we use rafts because all our island funding went to the domincans :D
ahahahahahaha it it weren't for our black asses ya'll ashy ass haitians would be living in a world w/o lotion hahaha.

[JustinSane110™]

please, if it wasnt for us haitians all your black asses would still be slaves ......we use rafts because all our island funding went to the domincans :D
"Fuck yo raft nigga!!" :lmfao: :D

[PhAtBoYMr2]

ahahahahahaha it it weren't for our black asses ya'll ashy ass haitians would be living in a world w/o lotion hahaha.


speaking of lotion....i ran out today and need to buy a new bottle

thank god for lotion! what woulda nigga do without lotion?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

"Fuck yo raft nigga!!" :lmfao: :D

:headslap:

[JustinSane110™]

speaking of lotion....i ran out today and need to buy a new bottle

thank god for lotion! what woulda nigga do without lotion?
http://www.kintespace.com/bitmaps/blog_ashy_larry2.jpg

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

^^^^LIRL :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[JustinSane110™]

http://www.kintespace.com/bitmaps/blog_ashy_larry3.jpg

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hahahahahhahahaha

damn....we miss you dave!!!

[BTLFED]

you know I'm down!! actually the Patron helps me loosen up so there are no "accidents" involving brass knuckles and shovels (I still can't go back to Pomona for some shit back from '97)

LIRL

Bahahaha!! ;)

[Negrodamus]

..

[BTLFED]

..

Holy shit! AHAHAHAHHAHA!!! :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

HAHA

pg 5 = funny

[PhAtBoYMr2]

damn you negrodamus......damn you

[JustinSane110™]

damn you negrodamus......damn you
Homey just gonna jack me for my picture and caption the shit and everything... :lmfao:

[Negrodamus]

Homey just gonna jack me for my picture and caption the shit and everything... :lmfao:

MS PAINT NIGGA.

[quickdodge®]

:rly:

Yup. She's is black herself.

Nah, I don't think she'll care what race. I didn't teach her that way, of course. Later, QD.

[Negrodamus]

Yup. She's is black herself.

Nah, I don't think she'll care what race. I didn't teach her that way, of course. Later, QD.
no one can resist the chocolate. all the ladies have a sweet tooth nah mean?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

no one can resist the chocolate. all the ladies have a sweet tooth nah mean?


dont listen to him qd, he wears dirty boxers

[thinkfast®]

I'm not askin how you know he has hershey stains son

http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/1350/nasty3gq.jpg

[Darling Nikki]

aww QD have fun with that lol.

[JustinSane110™]

I'm not askin how you know he has hershey stains son

http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/1350/nasty3gq.jpg
LIRL!!! :lmfao:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I'm not askin how you know he has hershey stains son

http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/1350/nasty3gq.jpg

LIRL......Hershey stains

you can't handle the truth.......... :doh: :headslap:

[The Golden Child]

daym you people are hilarious ..

[BTLFED]

Bahahaha!!! :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

good times putos!