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01-04-2006, 04:19 PM
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately at 8:42 last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his family and friends, was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that his cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards: he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately at 8:42 last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was known to his family and friends, was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that his cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards: he kept coming, and coming, and coming...