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quickdodgeŽ
01-02-2006, 01:02 PM
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.

Buford Buck's 2 country boys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his overalls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt.

The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.

Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck "You're right, that hind-lick manoeuvre works like a charm."

Later, QD.

Xrated O.G.
01-02-2006, 01:08 PM
I ususally just pull my KAK out of her throat...

JDMBeau
01-02-2006, 01:23 PM
donkey punch them

psychodrama_81
01-02-2006, 01:42 PM
wow...lol

Georgia_boy
01-02-2006, 02:28 PM
lol, priceless

psychodrama_81
01-02-2006, 02:40 PM
Thats crazy man. nah mean?

eViLMunkey
01-02-2006, 02:55 PM
Yeah the donkey punch tends to work better

#1Beaver
01-02-2006, 03:03 PM
lol thats one ive neva herd

RandomGuy
01-02-2006, 03:18 PM
LMAO hind-lick manuever... good one

NzProjeKt
01-02-2006, 03:27 PM
That shit was sick.. Im surprised she didnt fall over and die..

The Golden Child
01-02-2006, 04:58 PM
daym that would be a very disturbing view .. lolz

COGCaviZ24
01-02-2006, 05:37 PM
LIRL. Again

psychodrama_81
01-02-2006, 10:57 PM
Maybe choked harder????