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Nemesis
12-27-2005, 02:41 PM
Donkey Punch. Ive had my mind out of the gutter for a long time now, and forgot what it meant. I dont feel like googling it and getting my ass in trouble at work. So could someone refresh my memory? I wanted to laugh... :o
RandomGuy
12-27-2005, 02:45 PM
Punching someone in the back of the head may lead to serious brain damage and even death.

Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis.

The move can be prosecuted as sexual assault and even rape in the case of surprise anal penetration.
-"YES YES"
<Donkey Punch>
-"AAAAARGH!!!"
-"Ooooh, that feels so good!!! Isn't it love? ...Love? hello? Are you okay? .... aaaaaargh!!!! Love?? Wake up!!!! Aaaaaargh!!!"
Source: Harrythepotter, homelandth, Sep 1, 2005
soul
12-27-2005, 02:46 PM
Donkey punch is when you punch a chick in the back of the head while doggy stylin, and it knocks her ass out causing her holes to tighten up. Pull you dick out will doing it at the right time when doing anal causes the "Pink Sock"
B16a2 Civic
12-27-2005, 02:46 PM
i never heard of that, now a donkey kong punch is where you hit someone on top of thier head and you hit em so hard, thier knee's buckle
Nemesis
12-27-2005, 02:47 PM
lol damn
RandomGuy
12-27-2005, 02:49 PM
editted
2mchbooty
12-27-2005, 02:52 PM
Now that is one thing I WONT be trying! OUCH! :eek:
4dmin
12-27-2005, 02:55 PM
Now that is one thing I WONT be trying! OUCH! :eek:

and why not? the punch to the head my make you forget about that dick in your ass ;) :D
Tracy
12-27-2005, 02:56 PM
http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/new.php
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 02:59 PM
http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/new.php

some of those things made me laugh .. ahaha
2mchbooty
12-27-2005, 03:00 PM
http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/new.php
:lmfao: ewww!
thinkfast®
12-27-2005, 03:01 PM
pussy juice cocktail? shit stained balls?

gross
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 03:04 PM
the wonderkiss made me yack a lil in my mouth ..
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 03:05 PM
ok heres a good one - who knows what a jelly donut is ??
Tracy
12-27-2005, 03:06 PM
ok heres a good one - who knows what a jelly donut is ??


Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Give some skank a facial and follow it up with a swift pimp crack in the nose. The resulting blood and jizz that covers her face bears a resemblance to a jelly donut.

ahaha +1
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 03:09 PM
how do you make a girl say ahhhhhh ??
thinkfast®
12-27-2005, 03:11 PM
usually when I'm on the toilet, and its Angry Blumpkin time!! :D

I've been known to perform the occasional Angry Pirate or Sandy Koufax as well.. good times :D
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 03:18 PM
usually when I'm on the toilet, and its Angry Blumpkin time!! :D

I've been known to perform the occasional Angry Pirate or Sandy Koufax as well.. good times :D

is this your answer to my question ??
thinkfast®
12-27-2005, 03:21 PM
is this your answer to my question ??

yea pretty much. is that a problem??
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 03:32 PM
yea pretty much. is that a problem??

ahaha not the answers i was looking for but its funny .. +1 for trying ..
thinkfast®
12-27-2005, 03:58 PM
so what IS the answer? LOL a dentist?

I don't get it
The Golden Child
12-27-2005, 04:00 PM
well i kinda messed up on the joke but its when your dogging a girl
then you slip out real quick and shove it in her ass ..