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Deaf Pimp
12-25-2005, 10:30 AM
That my balls were hanging outside of my boxers... don't you guys hate when you have big balls? :eek: :headslap:
carrascopa
12-25-2005, 10:35 AM
MY SHAFT IS THE ONE THAT ALWAYS HANGS OUT WHEN I WAKE UP
Deaf Pimp
12-25-2005, 10:36 AM
I've had that happen too... but this particular morning, it was my balls.
Annihilation
12-25-2005, 10:39 AM
lol same thing here too....lol
Kevykev
12-25-2005, 11:12 AM
MY SHAFT IS THE ONE THAT ALWAYS HANGS OUT WHEN I WAKE UP

Yeah How i don't get it, I though the shaft was th eone in front? hmmmmmm Guess some men are different.


But it only hangs out in one pair of boxers since the front is exaggeratedly open. It's normally too long to hang out the front, if anything it'll hang down the bottom in some of the other boxers i have Nah Mean.


*This mesg has been an announcement from kev's life.........to get to know kev visit www......


I've had that happen too... but this particular morning, it was my balls.


Balls before shaft :confused:
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 11:30 AM
Balls before shaft :confused:

The part you are missing is that yeah, he has big balls, but he pees on them.

BIG BALLS DON'T MEAN BIG DICK, BITCHES!
Kevykev
12-25-2005, 11:31 AM
BIG BALLS DON'T MEAN BIG DICK, BITCHES!

:lmfao:

You might wanna get that copywrited!

:lmfao:
5thgcelica
12-25-2005, 11:33 AM
yeah..the schlong is always fallin out...

oh well. what ya gonna do?
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 11:33 AM
hahahaha
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 12:45 PM
yea my chile was poppin out the other day, I thought it was a Ballpark frank, you know the footlongs
gijoe0720
12-25-2005, 12:49 PM
Damn I wish I was able to say that has happened to me but not all of us are blessed :(
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 12:50 PM
yea my chile was poppin out the other day, I thought it was a Ballpark frank, you know the footlongs

Shiiiii....more like a cocktail smokie. :tongue:
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 12:54 PM
it as cold in the room that day, I already told you that man!
devinwebb907
12-25-2005, 12:55 PM
i generally sleep in the nude, unless im not sleeping at my house. and ive had a few occasions where my shaft will be hanging out. but my nuts have never been hanging out, thats a new one.
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 01:02 PM
yea most of the time the nuts just lay back, one time they got kinda tucked between my knees, and I let one rip (see: farted bigtime) so the fart somehow managed to come out and seeped its way up to my sac area and popped out front... it was wierd
5thgcelica
12-25-2005, 01:03 PM
riiiiight.
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 01:07 PM
yea most of the time the nuts just lay back, one time they got kinda tucked between my knees, and I let one rip (see: farted bigtime) so the fart somehow managed to come out and seeped its way up to my sac area and popped out front... it was wierd

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAA :lmfao:
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 01:07 PM
riiiiight.

dude don't hate just cuz you can't tuck your nuts.

and taping them to your abdomen doesn't count!
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 01:17 PM
dude don't hate just cuz you can't tuck your nuts.

and taping them to your abdomen doesn't count!

He tapes them under his crotch....."does this make me look like a girl?"

"No, the sun dress you are wearing makes you look like a girl."
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 01:18 PM
He tapes them under his crotch....."does this make me look like a girl?"

"No, the sun dress you are wearing makes you look like a girl."

LIRL!! :lmfao:
collins
12-25-2005, 01:20 PM
lol wtf? this has to be the most fucked up christmas thread EVAR!
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 01:24 PM
lol wtf? this has to be the most fucked up christmas thread EVAR!

And Merry Christmas to you too!
collins
12-25-2005, 01:25 PM
lol umm, thanks? bitch be glad i'm not jewish!
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 01:30 PM
ooh shit fight son!! :boxing:

collins gettin his gangsta nation on! RydE oR dIe ho!
DJ XtRaK©
12-25-2005, 01:33 PM
DUDE YEAH!!!! i woke up the other morning with my sack hangin out of a hole that wasnt there before! but anyways, im tryin my hardest to get back on to IA but we still ont have internet at my apartment cause charter blows my asshole
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 01:37 PM
lol umm, thanks? bitch be glad i'm not jewish!

Bitch be glad I don't smack you and take your I-pod! :slap:
collins
12-25-2005, 01:39 PM
hahaha, ok imma give you one.... i'll use the LIRL but THIS TIME ONLY!
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 01:42 PM
hahaha, ok imma give you one.... i'll use the LIRL but THIS TIME ONLY!
You cave so easily! First the nah mean and now the LIRL!!
collins
12-25-2005, 01:45 PM
Bitch be glad I don't smack you and take your I-pod! :slap: shiiiiiiiiii nikka! you aint got NUTHIN.
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 01:47 PM
shiiiiiiiiii nikka! you aint got NUTHIN.

I'll have an I-Pod. :slap:
Darling Nikki
12-25-2005, 02:18 PM
ym ok then....that is some crazy shit Patrick.
Boosted S60R
12-25-2005, 02:29 PM
^ shes just mad she wasnt there to play with them lol
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 02:43 PM
^ shes just mad she wasnt there to play with them lol

JUST HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH UNTIL THE SWELLING GOES DOWN!
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 02:58 PM
I CANT BREEEF! I GOT A PAIN IN MY CHESS, AND I CANT BREEEF!!
Ex_Vtec_Girl
12-25-2005, 03:19 PM
:lmfao: you guys are retarded!
thinkfast®
12-25-2005, 03:20 PM
:lmfao: you guys are retarded!

gosh!
collins
12-25-2005, 03:23 PM
haha, damn michelle! why so harsh?
Ex_Vtec_Girl
12-25-2005, 03:30 PM
damn collins! why can't you spell my name right??? ;)

i didn't mean it in a bad way! you're all retarded in a funny way! :D
collins
12-25-2005, 03:31 PM
lol so you spell your name the RETARDED way with one "l"?:tongue:
Ex_Vtec_Girl
12-25-2005, 03:45 PM
yes sir!!! :crazy:
collins
12-25-2005, 03:55 PM
damnit woman! lol
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 04:19 PM
What just happened in here? :confused:
Darling Nikki
12-25-2005, 04:37 PM
^ shes just mad she wasnt there to play with them lol

Um no thanks. :rolleyes:
Boosted S60R
12-25-2005, 04:42 PM
lol
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 04:42 PM
She says that now........
Darling Nikki
12-25-2005, 04:44 PM
She says that now........

Chris don't even go there! :eye: Thats nasty....i don't even like balls to begin with.
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 04:46 PM
Chris don't even go there! :eye: Thats nasty....i don't even like balls to begin with.

Red balls got..YOU!
Darling Nikki
12-25-2005, 04:50 PM
^Na bro red balls got you. ;)
collins
12-25-2005, 04:51 PM
whats all this about red balls?
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 05:03 PM
^Na bro red balls got you. ;)

Bro? Manziere?
Leisa
12-25-2005, 05:16 PM
this is definitely a mans thread...lol
Darling Nikki
12-25-2005, 06:03 PM
Bro? Manziere?

lol, sure Chris. :goodjob:
JustinSane110™
12-25-2005, 06:06 PM
Did somebody say Red Balls.....


http://www.susk.net/images/Tyrone_Biggums.jpg


:lmfao: :lmfao:
Darling Nikki
12-25-2005, 06:07 PM
^sure did BRO!
nightracer
12-25-2005, 06:07 PM
My lil' member popped out and girls asked me why I was resting on a tree branch I was like damn its just the shaft. lol!
JustinSane110™
12-25-2005, 06:08 PM
LMAO, a Red Bull commercial came on just as I hit the Submit button on the last post. :lmfao:
BTLFED
12-25-2005, 06:10 PM
^sure did BRO!

Motion for a new word.....
Buford®
12-25-2005, 06:58 PM
I've had that happen too... but this particular morning, it was my balls.


"How'd you get the beans over the frank?!?!"