5thgcelica
12-24-2005, 11:12 PM
haha. just got this in an email..and dammed if it isnt the truth the way things are going now...
:"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to
imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And
without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are
accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself
or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
:"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to
imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And
without regard to the race, creed,
color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are
accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself
or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."