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thinkfast®
12-22-2005, 11:28 AM
One day a florist went to his neighborhood barbershop for a haircut. As he goes to pay, the barber says, "I cannot accept money from you. As a community service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free." The florist was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

The next day a policeman went to the same barbershop for a haircut. As he goes to pay, the barber says, "I cannot accept money from you. As a community service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free." The policeman was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

On the third day, a Jamaican guy goes to the barbershop for a haircut. When he goes to pay, the barber says, "I cannot accept money from you, as a ommunity service, each day I cut the hair of my first twelve customers for free." The Jamaican was happy and left the shop. The next morning when he barber went to open his shop, guess what he found? A dozen Jamaicans waiting for a free haircut!

RandomGuy
12-22-2005, 02:55 PM
i dont get it

never_finished
12-22-2005, 03:23 PM
haha

The Golden Child
12-22-2005, 04:11 PM
lolz

thinkfast®
12-22-2005, 04:13 PM
i dont get it

That because you are stupid :)

LIRL j/k man. see, each person gave him a gift the next morning, because of the great service he was providing. Leave it to the Jamaican to send 12 of his friends as the gift!

This joke could be classified as racist, but a jamaican buddy sent it to me LIRL