guess who came into my job today?

[Speedm0(\)key]

so its lunch time at the restaurant.. and this bentley pulls up, im like man..rich fucks. out of the car a big guy with messy gray/black/blond hair comes out.. and im like.. no it cant be.. he walks in and says "how are your fajitas here?" ... i knew then when i heard his voice that i could not be mistaking. RON MOTHERFUCKING WHITE from Blue collar TV.. is having fajitas at my restaurant.. weird.

anywho... in some sort of shock i say "well.. we dont have the tater tot fajitas.. but our steak fajitas are kick ass"... he laughs and says "hahaha smart ass hahahaha".. sit his ass down, leave him alone and at the end i get a pic with his autograph.. interesting day at work

[ProjectWidow]

thats pretty sweet!

I heard Ron White and Jeff Foxworthy have both been to my wor before also. I meet Javy Lopez before at work also.

[Speedm0(\)key]

thats pretty sweet!

I heard Ron White and Jeff Foxworthy have both been to my wor before also. I meet Javy Lopez before at work also.


braves players are kinda common, i saw john smolts in his vette on 285 once about 3 years ago, it was cool, anywho ron was a cool guy, never expected him to drive a bentley. doesnt seem like a bentley guy.

[JayKnight]

Thats cool....about 15 years ago I was an MC in a comedy club in Alabama, I got to introduce Ron White. That was waaaaay befre he hooked up with Blue Collar. The only reason I remembered who he was, was the Tater Salad joke. As soon as I heard that I knew that I had met him before !

[Buford®]

That's funny. Was he driving? Or did he have a driver?

[Brett]

so its lunch time at the restaurant.. and this bentley pulls up, im like man..rich fucks. out of the car a big guy with messy gray/black/blond hair comes out.. and im like.. no it cant be.. he walks in and says "how are your fajitas here?" ... i knew then when i heard his voice that i could not be mistaking. RON MOTHERFUCKING WHITE from Blue collar TV.. is having fajitas at my restaurant.. weird.

anywho... in some sort of shock i say "well.. we dont have the tater tot fajitas.. but our steak fajitas are kick ass"... he laughs and says "hahaha smart ass hahahaha".. sit his ass down, leave him alone and at the end i get a pic with his autograph.. interesting day at work

Thats pretty cool. I love when you get to meet people like that unexpected. When I ran a bakery shop in Phipp's Plaza we would have Elton John come everytime he was in town and he loved or stuff so I got to talk to him a bit and even managed to get 2 CD's signed by him one time he came in. Also we were in Target the other night and talked to Steve McCoy ( Star 94 ) HA HA HA HA, and today we went to this pet store here in Alpharetta and held a dog that Whitney Houston is picking up this weekend that she bought ( If that counts for anything...lol )

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

and today we went to this pet store here in Alpharetta and held a dog that Whitney Houston is picking up this weekend that she bought ( If that counts for anything...lol )

poor dog!!!

[Brett]

^^ HA HA HA HA I know right. But just up the street from us in Country Club Of The South we have Usher, Whitney, etc who live there. Bobby Brown was talking to Leisa a month or so ago when she was pumping gas at the gas station up the street....lol

[imbosile]

damn ron white is so funny, thats awesome man. thats halarious that you threw in the Tater Salad joke. haha lmfao, did he walk around with a cig, and his drink?

[WINDSOR]

who is this ron white person?

[Repost Squintz]

^watch the blue collar comedy tour and youll find out

[collins]

Thats pretty cool. I love when you get to meet people like that unexpected. When I ran a bakery shop in Phipp's Plaza we would have Elton John come everytime he was in town and he loved or stuff so I got to talk to him a bit and even managed to get 2 CD's signed by him one time he came in. Also we were in Target the other night and talked to Steve McCoy ( Star 94 ) HA HA HA HA, and today we went to this pet store here in Alpharetta and held a dog that Whitney Houston is picking up this weekend that she bought ( If that counts for anything...lol )

dude, watch out, your cd's might have aids.

[Hulud]

:ttiwwp:

[smiley723]

Ron white and Larry the Cable Guy were at Discover Mills yesterday (Friday) going to Bass Pro Shop!! they are there all the time. One of the weather guys for 11 alive comes into Adidas all the time and buys stuff. I have also met Bobbie Brown and Whitney Houston at North Point. They were in Journey's buying shoes. Whitney looked horrible.

[Negrodamus]

dude, watch out, your cd's might have aids.
hahahahaha thats fucked up.

[IndianStig]

my dad served Mel Gibson at our old cigar shop in london

i was in a news clip with some politician in London

and my Uncles Wifes (so my aunts) brother lived with Sylvester Stalone's Ex Wife, dont know her name

Ron White is fucking awesome tho, Bentley ehhh?
man he seemed like that New Lincoln truck with a lift kit, a mini bar and a ventilation system type of brother, LAWL brother

[BTLFED]

Well I know for a fact that Dominique Wilkins drives a QX56. ;)

[Hulud]

wow lets all start naming celebs our familys know....

my uncle is friends with will ferrell, johnny depp, sharon stone
he knows a bunch more
twiggy ramirez from marilyn mason rented out my uncles house in hollywood, if you ever saw cribs thats my uncles house

[hyun]

i work at andrettis speed lab and one day t.i. and psc came through. hes short as hell lol

[~C My Bunny~]

i work at a nice resturant in duluth and i meet alot of cool people, jeff foxworthy, ron white, whitney houston, the falcons and the braves. . . but i dance and i was doing the nutcracker this afternoon and john smoltz at our performance! ~kinda crazy~

i was excited. . .

[Speedm0(\)key]

i work at a nice resturant in duluth and i meet alot of cool people, jeff foxworthy, ron white, whitney houston, the falcons and the braves. . . but i dance and i was doing the nutcracker this afternoon and john smoltz at our performance! ~kinda crazy~

i was excited. . .


what restaurant?

[CiViCCuTie]

not surprised...jeff foxworthy lives in Country Club of the South and Ron White shops for his home audio at HiFi buys in Duluth...

[XBLG20]

not surprised...jeff foxworthy lives in Country Club of the South and Ron White shops for his home audio at HiFi buys in Duluth...

I was there to talk to him

[Speedm0(\)key]

not surprised...jeff foxworthy lives in Country Club of the South and Ron White shops for his home audio at HiFi buys in Duluth...


jeff foxworthy is a faggot

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

^^^but he has more money than you so whose life sucks more?

[WINDSOR]

who really gives a shit though. They are just people....i just don't get all the celebrity nonsense.

[PhatbacK]

i had the fat football player from Varsity Blues come in to my resturant......hes fuckin skinny now!!

ive seen ron white live ........crazy man

[evo9gsr]

Ron White lives in Gwinnett, he is neighbors with my friends uncle. I personally have never met him but I have heard stories from his uncle about him.

[SilverJester]

The drummer from mega death lives in my neighborhood. That's kinda cool.i guess.

[Kevykev]

My boy shandy saw ___________________ in home depot the other day, Shandy tell 'em who you saw pimpin'!

[iNsTuN nOoDoH]

hell naw... i actually read this thread right when he wrote that... I SAW WEBSTER SHOPPING FOR PLUMBING AT HOME DEPOT! WOOHOO!

[CiViCCuTie]

who really gives a shit though. They are just people....i just don't get all the celebrity nonsense.
+1 I totally agree....

[Speedm0(\)key]

who really gives a shit though. They are just people....i just don't get all the celebrity nonsense.


i just thought it was cool, and it gave me an idea for the restaurant. we already had mike vick visit and ron white, kinda cool.. so im gonna start a autograph wall of famous people, i think it would be cool.. it wouldnt hurt business.

[Speedm0(\)key]

^^^but he has more money than you so whose life sucks more?


his, because though im poor.. i have a big penis, and that keeps me happy.

i just dont think he's funny for some reason.. ron white is another story.

[Speedm0(\)key]

The drummer from mega death lives in my neighborhood. That's kinda cool.i guess.


man.. id go jam with him every day

[Kevykev]

who really gives a shit though. They are just people....i just don't get all the celebrity nonsense.

Of course they're just people no different from us. I would never over-glorify a celeb. "Oh my God she/he looked at me!!!"..LOL

It's only something worth mentioning, that's about it. :goodjob:

[Speedm0(\)key]

i grabbed a handful of salma hayek ass once.... after that.. i set no further goals in life

[Kevykev]

Hahahahahahahahaaha

need proof, can't see how your still alive after that.

[IndianStig]

well the Ying Yang Twins used to live in my nieghborhood, and they were on MTV Cribs in my nhood

they had this yellow Chevy Silverado on 24's and some crappy oil burning POS on like 99's, lol

maybe coincidence maybe not, but the day that they moved in the first ever robbery happened in my neighborhood, i think it was just a coincidence cause the nhood behuind ours had a few convicts in it when i searched on that one site


SpeedMOnkey, have you ever been to Hsu's?

thats prolly the best Chinese here in ATL Hsu's>PF CHANGS

they have this nice autograph wall....

where do you work? the restaurant?

[IndianStig]

i grabbed a handful of salma hayek ass once.... after that.. i set no further goals in life

:rant: :rant:

bastard

[C22H19N3O4]

who is this ron white person?
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[Speedm0(\)key]

Hahahahahahahahaaha

need proof, can't see how your still alive after that.


jealousy jealousy.

[Kevykev]

really though the funny thing is that i was looking at a little ad at home depot or Publix or was it...anyway

Yeah!

well anyway, props but an explanation is needed broham!

[Speedm0(\)key]

really though the funny thing is that i was looking at a little ad at home depot or Publix or was it...anyway

Yeah!

well anyway, props but an explanation is needed broham!


she was at lennox mall a little after "fools rush in" started playing. she was with a friend (another mexican girl).. and i "accidentally" tripped fell back and grabbed the buttocks area. i excused myself and we talked for a minute, about what part of mexico i was from and what part she was from

[thinkfast®]

then you said in your white boy talk "like OMG, what did you say? you sounded like, sooo mexican right now hahaha" and she rolled her eyes at you in disgust.. and thus continued the life of... a sellout :)

Figures you'd be @ Lenox Mall too, what, was A&F having a sale that day? HAHAHA

bitch.

[~C My Bunny~]

what restaurant?
stoney river

[SilverJester]

who really gives a shit though. They are just people....i just don't get all the celebrity nonsense.
I agree....well unless the celerity is Jessica Alba :D

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

cool. we saw andrew jones the other night.

[Speedm0(\)key]

then you said in your white boy talk "like OMG, what did you say? you sounded like, sooo mexican right now hahaha" and she rolled her eyes at you in disgust.. and thus continued the life of... a sellout :)

Figures you'd be @ Lenox Mall too, what, was A&F having a sale that day? HAHAHA

bitch.


whats A&F?

[Speedm0(\)key]

cool. we saw andrew jones the other night.


yeah but your gay

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

yeah but your gay

no, just bi. thanks for noticing.

[Speedm0(\)key]

no, just bi. thanks for noticing.


girls say they are bi for attention. thats what i noticed. go flirt with moderators

[B16a2 Civic]

" they call me....Tater salad"

[BTLFED]

whats A&F?

Abercrombe and Fitch AKA Emo Kid central.

[Speedm0(\)key]

Abercrombe and Fitch AKA Emo Kid central.


oh. well according to thinkfast im always updated with the newest fashions.

i wish i dressed well.. unfortunately i dont give a shit for fashion.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

girls say they are bi for attention. thats what i noticed. go flirt with moderators

really? Damn I learn something new every day. If I did it for attention, why would I only do "stuff" with girls when it's just me and her? If I wanted attention, I'd do it in front of people..

[thinkfast®]

basically your favorite store bitch. don't act.

you want me to draw it out for you? this aint the diagram forum puto!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

oh. well according to thinkfast im always updated with the newest fashions.

i wish i dressed well.. unfortunately i dont give a shit for fashion.

or anything else, obviously. :gay:

[thinkfast®]

HAHAH get 'em Tiff! you and those damn funbags..

:e-bark:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

HAHAH get 'em Tiff! you and those damn funbags..

:e-bark:

lol.. funbags! :lmfao: that still cracks me up!

[thinkfast®]

I'll tell you what else can crack you, in half... wanna hang out later?

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I'll tell you what else can crack you, in half... wanna hang out later?

hang out wit' yo' wang out?! :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

I'll tell you what else can crack you, in half... wanna hang out later?

Bahahaha!

[quickdodge®]

in Phipp's Plaza we would have Elton John come everytime he was in town

Well that would stand to reason being that he has an apartment right down the street from Phipps. When I was in pest control, his apartment was one ofmy accounts. Lolol.


Also we were in Target the other night and talked to Steve McCoy ( Star 94 )

I remember listening to him in Texas when I used to live there. I met him at Home Depot in Fayettelville at their grand opening.

Cool deal , SpeedMonkey, meeting that dude. Later, QD.

[Speedm0(\)key]

thanks QD, it'll help the restaurant a bit i would think to have a wall of TV peeps's autographs.


thinkfast and Cav-E-R are ricers.

[thinkfast®]

just cause the only rice you know is the short grain that you piss out of, doesn't mean you can't fit into that category.

a la verga con los sellouts!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

hahaha! ricer! hahaha! i love it!

[Speedm0(\)key]

just cause the only rice you know is the short grain that you piss out of, doesn't mean you can't fit into that category.

a la verga con los sellouts!


i hope you get casted for 3F3F

[thinkfast®]

I think you would before me, they just LLLLLLLLLLLlOVE SELLOUTS

[Speedm0(\)key]

I think you would before me, they just LLLLLLLLLLLlOVE SELLOUTS


you could be the new "hector"... except this time when they say he holds the money because he's not fast enough to get away with it, they'd be 100% correct.

[thinkfast®]

oh ya?and you could hold a big bottle of KY and get it on w/ some random asian just because you "love teh buttsecks"

[Speedm0(\)key]

oh ya?and you could hold a big bottle of KY and get it on w/ some random asian just because you "love teh buttsecks"

if its crazyasian, then im game

[Crazy Asian]

y do you got to rape the asian?