Seasons Greetings

[S. Claus]

Its that time of year and I got a few goodies to give out.

For Brett a turbo so his Civic can break into the twenties:D

For QD a high speed connection so he can Ethug faster

For Admin... He gets to be Pedals bitch for the next year. I guess thats really a gift for pedal huh.:lmfao:

Cav E-R a special someone (really I hope they find you)

Collins a 28 hour day so he can still come home at 4am and get a good nights sleep

Kevykev For Alex to leave his computer logged on atleast twice a month thus allowing ownage

Alex strippers(oh wait I already handled that)

Azn Traitor nothing with the plethora of idiots who find there way here daily. There is nothing better that I can give him.

PSINXS enough parts to build a running car (I kid I kid)

Hipsi tires, tires, and more tires

Ren a dent free year for the Supra (2005 wasnt a good year for that civic)

Marta Mike may your Marta card always find a working turnstile. And a dictionary so he can finally learn to spell Kool-Aid. Oh and I'll throw in some pink nipples too.

Hulud a quick New Year so the Christmas music will go away


The rest of Y'all have been naughty so beg for forgiveness and I may give you something:D

[kelly marie]

i havent been naughty....

[speedminded]

i havent been naughty....I have...and they love it! :D

[Brett]

Its that time of year and I got a few goodies to give out.

For Brett a turbo so his Civic can break into the twenties:D



I can only DREAM of a day I will hit the 20's on the 1/4 mile!! THANKS SANTA, YOU FUCKING ROCK!!! :D

[S. Claus]

i havent been naughty....


Fine I believe you cuz I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. I know if you've been shaving, so be shaved for goodness sake.


Oh and you get something tight fitting and made of vinyl

[S. Claus]

I have...and they love it! :D


That's why you are getting coal, because you show no remorse:D

[kelly marie]

Fine I believe you cuz I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. I know if you've been shaving, so be shaved for goodness sake.


Oh and you get something tight fitting and made of vinylumm ewe


and VINYL?!?!?! can ya make it leather? :goodjob:



lol

i <3 santa

[S. Claus]

umm ewe


and VINYL?!?!?! can ya make it leather? :goodjob:



lol

i <3 santa


Fine fine leather it is. Just dont let Mrs Claus know about it;)

[Brett]

Bring me a whip so I can spank her...LOL

[kelly marie]

bwahahahahahaa i am only spanked by one lucky man brotty!! but you can always dream ;)

[S. Claus]

Bring me a whip so I can spank her...LOL


That reminds me


Leisa gets a whip

[The Ren]

Ren a dent free year for the Supra (2005 wasnt a good year for that civic)


Dear Santa,
Even though im jewish I cant thank you enough for the kindess... lets hope 2006 turns out better than the last :D

-Ren

[kelly marie]

Fine fine leather it is. Just dont let Mrs Claus know about it;)red leather?:eye: oh and i want some stripperish boots too!! ok?

[Ricky Martin]

Rickys Gift?

[The Yousef]

no love from santa!? RACIST MOFO!!! :rant: :2up:

[S. Claus]

red leather?:eye: oh and i want some stripperish boots too!! ok?


Damn you give an inch and they take a mile. Too bad I cant say no:D

[speedminded]

and VINYL?!?!?! can ya make it leather? :goodjob:<3 santa

red leather?:eye: oh and i want some stripperish boots too!! ok?lol, Pleather and fuckme boots!

[kelly marie]

Damn you give an inch and they take a mile. Too bad I cant say noYES!!! thanks santa!!





Pleather!no farkin PLEATER!!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Well, thank you very much. I hope that special someone finds me too, and this time, hopefully, they won't run me over.

[Brett]

no love from santa!? RACIST MOFO!!! :rant: :2up:

He gave your people Dairy Queens and 7-11's!!! What fucking more do you want you greedy lil brown bastard :lmfao:

[Brett]

That reminds me


Leisa gets a whip

YEAH BOY!!!!!!

[The Yousef]

He gave your people Dairy Queens and 7-11's!!! What fucking more do you want you greedy lil brown bastard :lmfao:

:lmfao: .....ass!

[S. Claus]

:lmfao: .....ass!

You get a gift card to GNC for some weight gainer:D

[AznTraitor]

haha....thanks Santa!

[The Yousef]

You get a gift card to GNC for some weight gainer:D

...awesome?

[Darling Nikki]

what am I getting S. Claus??

[The Ren]

...awesome?
You can get a 30% discount there too now.. I shall explain tonight

[The Yousef]

what am I getting S. Claus??

22s...

[S. Claus]

what am I getting S. Claus??

Your very own cabana boy:D

[Darling Nikki]

^well shit hell yea....

[Rican219]

:rly: Left me nothing :eek:

[S. Claus]

:rly: Left me nothing :eek:


I leave you a couple of vowels A and E so your owls can spell really correctly, a new cue stick, and a bikini model

[Spyder]

I got nothing, guess I should be better next year :(

[PhatbacK]

WTF I HAVENT BEEN NAUGHTY!!!

[PhatbacK]

aww what do i get????!!

[S. Claus]

aww what do i get????!!

How about a winning raffle ticket for $5000 in tattoo and piercing

[BTLFED]

Nothing for me?! This is bullshit.

[Spyder]

Nothing for me?! This is bullshit.
I agree, im afraid we may have to IP ban santa lol.

[Rican219]

:rly: E._.D.

I'll give you a VOWEL - A :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

I agree, im afraid we may have to IP ban santa lol.

+1 :lmfao:

[Spyder]

:rly: E._.D.

I'll give you a VOWEL - A :lmfao:
lol.

[BTLFED]

Well, thank you very much. I hope that special someone finds me too, and this time, hopefully, they won't run me over.

I thought you had a boyfriend? :confused:

[S. Claus]

Nothing for me?! This is bullshit.

Someone is about to make the naughty list bucko.

Stay on the good list and the former job that you hate the most burns down.


Make the naughty list and all your outgoing phone calls go straight to the Team Fuct voicemail:D

[S. Claus]

I agree, im afraid we may have to IP ban santa lol.


For Spyder the McGuyver box set on DVD

[Spyder]

For Spyder the McGuyver box set on DVD
WTF? How do these other people get good shit and i get that lol.

[Mike Lowrey]

Damn, I guess there are no presents for me..... :(

[S. Claus]

For Spyder



OK how about the McGuyver box set shoved down Jessica Simpson's underpants?

[S. Claus]

Damn, I guess there are no presents for me..... :(


What do you want?

[Spyder]

For Spyder



OK how about the McGuyver box set shoved down Jessica Simpson's underpants?
SCORE! :D :D

EDIT: +10 lol

[Mike Lowrey]

What do you want?

Strippers, Nekkid boobies in my car, Boobies, did I mention boobies? :D

[Spyder]

Strippers, Nekkid boobies in my car, Boobies, did I mention boobies? :D

so basically you want... implants? thats... different. :lmfao:

[S. Claus]

Strippers, Nekkid boobies in my car, Boobies, did I mention boobies? :D

Done one VIP table at the Cheetah

However if you make the naughty list I will give new meaning to your request for boobies. Imagine that shock on Christmas morning:D

[Mike Lowrey]

so basically you want... implants? thats... different. :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :doh: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Done one VIP table at the Cheetah

However if you make the naughty list I will give new meaning to your request for boobies. Imagine that shock on Christmas morning:D


Yes, Sir! Santa, Sir! Will stay on the good list, Sir! :D

[BTLFED]

Someone is about to make the naughty list bucko.

Stay on the good list and the former job that you hate the most burns down.


Make the naughty list and all your outgoing phone calls go straight to the Team Fuct voicemail:D

Weak. How about something that actually benefits me? :tongue:

[Spyder]

Weak. How about something that actually benefits me? :tongue:
You want the same thing i got? lol

[BTLFED]

You want the same thing i got? lol

That doesn't benefit me! hahahaha

[4dmin]

For Admin... He gets to be Pedals bitch for the next year. I guess thats really a gift for pedal huh.:lmfao:

oh hell na... pedal >>> :idb: <<< me

i'm the pitcher he is the catcher :lmfao:

[Spyder]

That doesn't benefit me! hahahaha
did you read what i ended up with after complaining? every man needs that lol.

[gijoe0720]

nothin for the hebrew hammer?

[BTLFED]

did you read what i ended up with after complaining? every man needs that lol.

Maybe, but hold the box set lol

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

i've been good :D

[S. Claus]

Weak. How about something that actually benefits me? :tongue:


Ok what do you want then?

[S. Claus]

i've been good :D


What do you want?

[AznTraitor]

Ok what do you want then?


screw him Santa....all these bastards moaning and whining for something should get a box of rocks with a key chain in the middle.


and btw...if you'd like, you can put Michelle under my tree ;)

that way, it's killing two birds with one stone......just a thought though.

[Rican219]

:rly:

[S. Claus]

screw him Santa....all these bastards moaning and whining for something should get a box of rocks with a key chain in the middle.


and btw...if you'd like, you can put Michelle under my tree ;)

that way, it's killing two birds with one stone......just a thought though.

Done


Oh and GIJOE gets a thread of total ownage on Hulud

[Leisa]

Its that time of year and I got a few goodies to give out.

For Brett a turbo so his Civic can break into the twenties:D

For QD a high speed connection so he can Ethug faster

For Admin... He gets to be Pedals bitch for the next year. I guess thats really a gift for pedal huh.:lmfao:

Cav E-R a special someone (really I hope they find you)

Collins a 28 hour day so he can still come home at 4am and get a good nights sleep

Kevykev For Alex to leave his computer logged on atleast twice a month thus allowing ownage

Alex strippers(oh wait I already handled that)

Azn Traitor nothing with the plethora of idiots who find there way here daily. There is nothing better that I can give him.

PSINXS enough parts to build a running car (I kid I kid)

Hipsi tires, tires, and more tires

Ren a dent free year for the Supra (2005 wasnt a good year for that civic)

Marta Mike may your Marta card always find a working turnstile. And a dictionary so he can finally learn to spell Kool-Aid. Oh and I'll throw in some pink nipples too.

Hulud a quick New Year so the Christmas music will go away


The rest of Y'all have been naughty so beg for forgiveness and I may give you something:D


when have I been naughty? :confused:

[S. Claus]

:rly: E._.D.

I'll give you a VOWEL - A :lmfao:


Maybe I'll change you're gifts to a box of reindeer shit and a case of the clap:D

[BTLFED]

Ok what do you want then?

My CRX to be legal, a certain girl I know to move back down here from New England, and a Titan double cab with a 6 inch Fabtech Suspension Lift and 35s. Chop Chop!

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

screw him Santa....all these bastards moaning and whining for something should get a box of rocks with a key chain in the middle.


and btw...if you'd like, you can put Michelle under my tree ;)

that way, it's killing two birds with one stone......just a thought though.


no cause you still can't spell my name right :rant: :D

so all i get for christmas is to be put under peter's tree? that doesn't sound fair :confused:

[S. Claus]

when have I been naughty? :confused:


You got a whip for brett on page 2 I think

[S. Claus]

no cause you still can't spell my name right :rant: :D

so all i get for christmas is to be put under peter's tree? that doesn't sound fair :confused:


So you wouldnt enjoy a peter tree?

[AznTraitor]

no cause you still can't spell my name right :rant: :D

so all i get for christmas is to be put under peter's tree? that doesn't sound fair :confused:


I did that just to get you all "riled" up...I like'em fiesty....


and it's plenty fair....plenty.

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

now what am i gonna do with a peter tree?

yeah peter, it's fair for you, but what about me? i still need to get something!

[Leisa]

You got a whip for brett on page 2 I think

I already have one of those... can I have something else please?

[AznTraitor]

yeah, fair for you, but what about me? i still need to get something!


You'd get something ;) hahahahhaa

[S. Claus]

My CRX to be legal, a certain girl I know to move back down here from New England, and a Titan double cab with a 6 inch Fabtech Suspension Lift and 35s. Chop Chop!


I cant give you the CRX (govt is a bitch) . So how about England sinks into the ocean forcing eveyone to go somewhere else and an 800 beacon score. Go get your own truck:D

[AznTraitor]

I cant give you the CRX (govt is a bitch) . So how about England sinks into the ocean forcing eveyone to go somewhere else and an 800 beacon score. Go get your own truck:D


box of rocks with a keychain in the middle.

[S. Claus]

I already have one of those... can I have something else please?


How about an extra month of your kids out of town?

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

You'd get something ;) hahahahhaa


ok fine, i'll take that, but i still want something from santa under the tree!!! :(

[Leisa]

How about an extra month of your kids out of town?


no ... how about this....

Me
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0KFU1opp3WAJ:www.autosourcehawaii.com/cars/car_listing/images/2001%2520WHITE%2520JAGUAR%2520STYPE%2520DF.jpg

Brett
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:seSF8D452K8J:www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news_reports/images/corvette-z06-1.JPG

kids, mom, and dad
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:FYw94bIj4dgJ:www.visithoustontexas.co m/HoustonGallery/images/Carnival%2520Cruise%2520Ship.jpg

[AznTraitor]

ok fine, i'll take that, but i still want something from santa under the tree!!! :(


I told you! I'd acknowledge you while I was "working", sheesh!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[S. Claus]

now what am i gonna do with a peter tree?

yeah peter, it's fair for you, but what about me? i still need to get something!

Fine what do you want?

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

I told you! I'd acknowledge you while I was "working", sheesh!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:lmfao: you're so funny!

[S. Claus]

no ... how about this....

Me
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0KFU1opp3WAJ:www.autosourcehawaii.com/cars/car_listing/images/2001%2520WHITE%2520JAGUAR%2520STYPE%2520DF.jpg

Brett
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:seSF8D452K8J:www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news_reports/images/corvette-z06-1.JPG

kids, mom, and dad
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:FYw94bIj4dgJ:www.visithoustontexas.co m/HoustonGallery/images/Carnival%2520Cruise%2520Ship.jpg



Ahhh the hell with it. Done

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

Fine what do you want?

do i sense attitude from santa???

hell, i don't even know what i want...maybe a winning lottery ticket or just to have the side of my car fixed.

[Leisa]

Ahhh the hell with it. Done


awww thanks ...

[BTLFED]

I cant give you the CRX (govt is a bitch) . So how about England sinks into the ocean forcing eveyone to go somewhere else and an 800 beacon score. Go get your own truck:D

Booo!!! How about you just get it over to my house then. And she lives in New England, not England, so how does that fall in the Ocean? :confused:

[S. Claus]

Booo!!! How about you just get it over to my house then. And she lives in New England, not England, so how does that fall in the Ocean? :confused:

Ive been havin an affair with Mother Nature Im sure she would do it for me.:D Fine a Car hauler will be breaking down in front of your house.


Oh and Michele gets a lottery ticket and a trip to Maaco

[HiPSI]

yeah peter, it's fair for you, but what about me? i still need to get something!
ohhhhhhh, peter got served!

[Kevykev]

S DOT!!!

What up man, I appreciate the thought man, Much Love!

[AznTraitor]

ohhhhhhh, peter got served!


no shit son....I was like, DAMN! that shit was colddddddddddddd

[BTLFED]

no shit son....I was like, DAMN! that shit was colddddddddddddd

But not as cold as Bud Ice.

HOW YA GONNA RIP IT LIKE THAT SON!

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

no shit son....I was like, DAMN! that shit was colddddddddddddd

:D:kiss:

[Jimmy B]

hm.. i wonder what im gettin? ( i dont know what i want) lol

[Pher]

Santa forgot me... its 3rd grade all over again!

[AznTraitor]

:D:kiss:


see! now you wanna be under my tree! there you go again with those mixed signals! :mad:

[S. Claus]

Jimmy gets a multi-million dollar client for his skate business


And Pher gets an uncrazy girl:D

[Jimmy B]

that would work for me..

[Pablo]

i dont get anything????

i know what you are gonna get......
a permanent ban :)

[S. Claus]

i dont get anything????

i know what you are gonna get......
a permanent ban :)

Great first I step in reindeer shit and now Im gonna get banned :mad:


Fine Pablo gets a private jet so he can fly to Puerto Rico whenever

[Leisa]

Im soooo looking forward to Christmas Day.... I better get the shit you promised... ;)

[Speedm0(\)key]

Its that time of year and I got a few goodies to give out.

For Brett a turbo so his Civic can break into the twenties:D

For QD a high speed connection so he can Ethug faster

For Admin... He gets to be Pedals bitch for the next year. I guess thats really a gift for pedal huh.:lmfao:

Cav E-R a special someone (really I hope they find you)

Collins a 28 hour day so he can still come home at 4am and get a good nights sleep

Kevykev For Alex to leave his computer logged on atleast twice a month thus allowing ownage

Alex strippers(oh wait I already handled that)

Azn Traitor nothing with the plethora of idiots who find there way here daily. There is nothing better that I can give him.

PSINXS enough parts to build a running car (I kid I kid)

Hipsi tires, tires, and more tires

Ren a dent free year for the Supra (2005 wasnt a good year for that civic)

Marta Mike may your Marta card always find a working turnstile. And a dictionary so he can finally learn to spell Kool-Aid. Oh and I'll throw in some pink nipples too.

Hulud a quick New Year so the Christmas music will go away


The rest of Y'all have been naughty so beg for forgiveness and I may give you something:D

you son of a bitch, i was good this year.. and i get nothing, man fuck you santa. fuck you and all your oompa loompa faggot elfs

[Crazy Asian]

HAHAHAH speed remember that kid who wanted to play the ps2 and you said FUCK OFF well....thats being naughty HAHAAHah. I WANT SOMETHING TOO but Ive been bad.

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

see! now you wanna be under my tree! there you go again with those mixed signals! :mad:

hehehe :tongue:

[Pablo]

Great first I step in reindeer shit and now Im gonna get banned :mad:


Fine Pablo gets a private jet so he can fly to Puerto Rico whenever
w0rd!
that wors for me!

[Speedm0(\)key]

HAHAHAH speed remember that kid who wanted to play the ps2 and you said FUCK OFF well....thats being naughty HAHAAHah. I WANT SOMETHING TOO but Ive been bad.


hahahaha.. damn.. well i guess i do deserve a little something for my hardwork at being an ass

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

And Pher gets an uncrazy girl:D

:lmfao: