Brett
12-16-2005, 08:50 AM
>
>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
>stayed home.
>
>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>
>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
>merely stays at home.
>I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
>switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>
>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman He arose,
>cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
>clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
>school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
>cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
>shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,! paid the bills
>and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
>the dog.
>Then it was
>already 1 P.M. and ! he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
>vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
>them on the way home.
>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
>homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
>ironing.
>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
>breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
>laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>
>At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
>finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
>managed to get through without complaint! .
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
>said: Lord,
>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
>being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>
>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
>learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
>way they were.
>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
>night."
>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
>stayed home.
>
>He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>
>"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
>merely stays at home.
>I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
>switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>
>The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman He arose,
>cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
>clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
>school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
>cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
>shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,! paid the bills
>and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
>the dog.
>Then it was
>already 1 P.M. and ! he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
>vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
>them on the way home.
>Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
>homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
>ironing.
>At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
>breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>
>After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
>laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>
>At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
>finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
>managed to get through without complaint! .
>The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
>said: Lord,
>I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
>being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
>
>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
>learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the
>way they were.
>You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
>night."