The Ren
12-15-2005, 09:54 AM
Thanks to Rach (Trouble300zx) for sending me this...
FINALLY, A MALE BLONDE JOKE
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK
AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM.
HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.
"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE,
BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP
AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
CLOTHES ON!"
THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS
INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN
THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BEST FRIEND, TOTALLY NAKED,
COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR.
"YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK
AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED
SCARING THE KIDS!"
FINALLY, A MALE BLONDE JOKE
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK
AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM.
HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.
"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE,
BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP
AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
CLOTHES ON!"
THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS
INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN
THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BEST FRIEND, TOTALLY NAKED,
COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR.
"YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK
AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED
SCARING THE KIDS!"