NOW!! YOU can upgrade YOU, and not just your car...

[quickdodge®]

Do you ever get tired of having two nostrils to always clean out? Then get a Simplenose. What about those pesky problems and diseases out in bush country? Try our new Simplecunt. Ever get food stuck in your teeth? Yes you have. We all have. With Simpletooth, you will have that problem no more. Check it out. Later, QD. (http://www.humanupgrades.com/)

[AtifSajid]

There is no way I am going there...look at how many mispelled words there are in this paragraph alone and noun verb mistakes...this was directly copied and pasted from just one section I read. If these guys cant even spell..then what...


The DNA Surgery as a new medicine field is one of the most increasing bussines. This is due to its reliability, safety and outstanding outcomes.
Many people around the world each year comes to change their lives.
At the Human Upgrades we use the most modern techniques (many of them was developed by ourselves). We do not stay on one place - we allwas go further and that is why we invest to the modern facilities as well as to the educating of our specialists more that 1,2 bil. euros a year

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

i didn't even click on qd's link, but just by reading that quote, i can only imagine what kind of results you'd have with anything they might do!

[Bishop]

Nice website, but that name, "Human Upgrades" cracks me up :lmfao:

[Ms Dollar]

they have a palm clit...it's a clit on your hand....wtf...i hope that's not what people are going to be turning into in the future...

[COGCaviZ24]

lol, multinipple

[Spyder]

that is pretty damn funny lol.

[trythefly]

awesomeness:
http://www.humanupgrades.com/images/lust/multinipple3.jpg