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CYIMSOFAST
12-13-2005, 12:43 PM
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed, so he went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike nodded that he did. She continued, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and agreed.
She tole him to come tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then." The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" Thinking she had been caught, she answered "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

Scrappy
12-13-2005, 12:46 PM
this joke is soooo old and different things get used as the "settings" lol

thinkfast®
12-13-2005, 12:48 PM
yea, tell him whats up with the lameness scrappy ;)

Boosted S60R
12-13-2005, 12:48 PM
I have never heard that before. Thats funny as hell.

COGCaviZ24
12-13-2005, 12:57 PM
I have never heard that before. Thats funny as hell.


me too

CYIMSOFAST
12-13-2005, 01:03 PM
this joke is soooo old and different things get used as the "settings" lol

so what it's a throwback!!. :D

Bishop
12-13-2005, 01:05 PM
LOL never heard that before

The Golden Child
12-13-2005, 01:39 PM
haha