Questioning my sexuality, advice needed.

[Sinfix_15]

So i woke up today really wanting a Miata and a Honda Ruckus.....

Question to all of you miata and ruckus owners, how long was it before the butt sex started happening?

[Doppelgänger]

http://theotakusapprentice.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/259943-are-you-fucking-kidding-me.png


That only applies if you plan on hellaslamming it to the point of uselessness and putting pointless stickers all over various parts of it....then it's a question of sexual preference....same with 240s.

Does not question sexuality, all bauce-

http://www.carmaautolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/miata-swap-02.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c67/95ltw/MikeMiata.jpg

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/4/601/4509/39002254001_large.jpg


definitely questions if one takes it IDB-

http://www.canibeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/IMG_7444-cib-900x600.jpg

http://www.blog.fixedandwelded.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/IMG_3936.jpg

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ITT: The owner of a Mitsubishi Lancer and a 240SX is questioning Miata owners' sexuality.

[Echonova]

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations in my ass, even though i drove that car, a Miata. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.

[Vteckidd]

I bought a DEL SOL recently, also questioning my sexuality

[Manny Naber]

http://theotakusapprentice.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/259943-are-you-fucking-kidding-me.png


That only applies if you plan on hellaslamming it to the point of uselessness and putting pointless stickers all over various parts of it....then it's a question of sexual preference....same with 240s.

Does not question sexuality, all bauce-

http://www.carmaautolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/miata-swap-02.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c67/95ltw/MikeMiata.jpg

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/4/601/4509/39002254001_large.jpg


definitely questions if one takes it IDB-

http://www.canibeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/IMG_7444-cib-900x600.jpg

http://www.blog.fixedandwelded.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/IMG_3936.jpg




Well look at those cute lil things!

[1civic]

If you drive ether, then you like the "D"... Enough said!!

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If you drive ether, then you like the "D"... Enough said!!

Don't you drive a civic?

[Sinfix_15]

ITT: The owner of a Mitsubishi Lancer and a 240SX is questioning Miata owners' sexuality.

My automobile track record -

foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, camaro, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, sn95, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, rx7, foxbody, rx7, rx7, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, 240sx, 240sx, s2000, 240sx, 240sx, lancer

And sprinkle in a 1/2 dozen crotch rockets and a harley davidson. Pretty feminine lineup i know.

[1civic]

Don't you drive a civic?

A civic with the balls of a Zo6... Ummm Yeah!!

[ed1380]

My automobile track record -

foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, camaro, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, sn95, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, rx7, foxbody, rx7, rx7, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, foxbody, davidson. 240sx, s2000, 240sx, 240sx, lancer

And sprinkle in a 1/2 dozen crotch rockets and a harley davidson. Pretty feminine lineup i know.




So we have a redneck who experimented with asians a bit before turning gay

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[Sinfix_15]

So we have a redneck who experimented with asians a bit before turning gay

sent from my note 2 using tapatalk 2

That's usually how it goes, the lumberjack shaves off his beard and puts on the capri pants.

[Sinfix_15]

I want my 240sx back, but the guy doesnt want to sell it back to me.

[Sinfix_15]

I bought a DEL SOL recently, also questioning my sexuality

and rightfully so.....

A del sol...... the one car that makes a Miata look as manly as this....


http://forums.corvetteforum.com/attachments/off-topic/47669314d1300493490-dallas-woman-killed-by-monster-truck-at-strip-club-mycorvette4x4.jpg

[Vteckidd]

LOL

The miata actually isnt that bad, my buddy has 1 that has been being built for like 5 years. Hes now on the LS6 swap part. Its simple the sickest car ive ever seen. $5000 paint job, $5000 Motons, stupid wheels and brakes, all just waiting on the LS6 swap.

the Del Sol is gay, but I only bought it to be cheap through the summer, miss my S2000 so I bought this to get me through until september when Im going to look at the new TLs after I graduate. its ok though the weekend car is still a G

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A civic with the balls of a Zo6... Ummm Yeah!!

And you're questioning Miata owners sexuality?

Pot. Meet kettle.

[Sinfix_15]

LOL

The miata actually isnt that bad, my buddy has 1 that has been being built for like 5 years. Hes now on the LS6 swap part. Its simple the sickest car ive ever seen. $5000 paint job, $5000 Motons, stupid wheels and brakes, all just waiting on the LS6 swap.

the Del Sol is gay, but I only bought it to be cheap through the summer, miss my S2000 so I bought this to get me through until september when Im going to look at the new TLs after I graduate. its ok though the weekend car is still a G

Will a miata satisfy a former s2000 owner?

I've driven one miata in my lifetime.... it was a 302 swap... so it's handling characteristics were a tab bit skewed from what i would assume from a normal miata.

[Sinfix_15]

And you're questioning Miata owners sexuality?

Pot. Meet kettle.

He drag races front wheel drives.....

more like...

Pot. Meet camomile tea pot.

[Vteckidd]

Will a miata satisfy a former s2000 owner?

I've driven one miata in my lifetime.... it was a 302 swap... so it's handling characteristics were a tab bit skewed from what i would assume from a normal miata.

it wont satisfy, but it will scratch the itch i should say. Its not as powerful or as balanced IMO, but its a capable car.

Also depends what gen vs what gen. Old miata vs AP1?

Honestly i looked for a miata for awhile, unless you went post 95 there were all piles of junk.

Not terrible
Mazda Miata MX5 97 (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3849252820.html)

Compared to this
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/3812816929.html

Whats that $1500 difference in price and you get RWD but no VTEC. 2-3 years newer too. less miles.

Kinda a no brainer IMO. I was looking for a $2000 car and the DEL SOL for $2000 i got was in MUCH BETTER shape than the miatas I was finding.

You have to spend upwards of $3500 to get a NICE miata, or Civic for that matter.

[-EnVus-]

Americans driving imports should question their sexuality lol

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Americans driving imports should question their sexuality lol

All cars I've driven have been made in the US

[Elbow]

Miata - Gay within 2 months.
Ruckus - Gay orgy within 15 minutes.

[D3UC3S]

Americans driving imports should question their sexuality lol

Don't you drive a Mitsubishi??....you know they made the Zeros that bombed Pearl Harbor right? Fucking communist.

[D3UC3S]

Sin, you have been gay for years now but it's OK, it would be weird if you didn't just admit it. We still think your a cool dude. Own that shit sister!

[Gashbell4595]

A civic with the balls of a Zo6... Ummm Yeah!!

Or you can just get a Zo6? Having the balls of a Zo6 doesn't make up for the fact that Civics are ugly, and gay, and feminine, and gay.
Inb4 Mass Butthurt.

And the Honda Ruckus's are badass, and indeed not feminine.

[-EnVus-]

Don't you drive a Mitsubishi??....you know they made the Zeros that bombed Pearl Harbor right? Fucking communist.
No :ninja:

[Bacon]

I would question you more driving a Prius.

Sent from my Galaxy Note II

[1civic]

Or you can just get a Zo6? Having the balls of a Zo6 doesn't make up for the fact that Civics are ugly, and gay, and feminine, and gay.
Inb4 Mass Butthurt.

And the Honda Ruckus's are badass, and indeed not feminine.

You call a civic ugly, gay, and feminine..... But a scooter is bad-ass?? You done fell and bumped your head!!





* If you want a good handling convertible, then buy a vette, viper, or a lambo!!

* If you want a motorbike aka scooter, the stop being a pussy and get a motorcycle, aka crotch-rocket, better known as "The Real Deal"..

:screwy:

[Doppelgänger]

A civic with the balls of a Zo6... Ummm Yeah!!

Hahahahah. Yeah right. The ONLY thing your car is "good" for is rolling highway runs...no driver skill involved :)

[Doppelgänger]

Well look at those cute lil things!

I'd make a reference about the one with the burning flag walking you on the track..but I'm sure you do go to the track lol.
But yes, the stanced ones are rather "cute"...as in they were only made to pose for the camera lol

[1civic]

Hahahahah. Yeah right. The ONLY thing your car is "good" for is rolling highway runs...no driver skill involved :)

I run quicker than a z06 in 1/4 mile on street tires bro, and if I took the time to re-scale the car I could easily run circles around you on any road course.. :cheers:

[Elbow]

You call a civic ugly, gay, and feminine..... But a scooter is bad-ass?? You done fell and bumped your head!!





* If you want a good handling convertible, then buy a vette, viper, or a lambo!!

* If you want a motorbike aka scooter, the stop being a pussy and get a motorcycle, aka crotch-rocket, better known as "The Real Deal"..

:screwy:

:screwy:

[1civic]

:screwy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JPZ447QVRu8/UTev1NbfhII/AAAAAAAAD_8/7KOPfaiYx7w/s1600/goat_miata.jpg

[1civic]

http://www.camaro5.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=119383&stc=1&d=1272658944

[Elbow]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JPZ447QVRu8/UTev1NbfhII/AAAAAAAAD_8/7KOPfaiYx7w/s1600/goat_miata.jpg

I don't follow.

[1civic]

I don't follow.

That's my goat, you think he gives a fuck?

[Elbow]

That's my goat, you think he gives a fuck?

Probably.

[1civic]

Probably.

Notice the look he gives you.... Naw, he don't!!

[1civic]

REALLY BRO!! :doh:






http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn218/djwimbo/Scooter%20shits/DSCF2192.jpg

[Elbow]

Notice the look he gives you.... Naw, he don't!!

Is it that hard to not sound 100% retarded when you type?

[1civic]

Is it that hard to not sound 100% retarded when you type?

Text don't have sound..

[1civic]

http://www.labusas.org/photopost/data/500/2218honda_ruckus.jpg

[Vteckidd]

never liked scooters, no matter what you do to them.

MIatas are not that bad, they are SLIGHTLY below Civic Hatchbacks. Ironically, bitches probably think you are retarded driving both. Neither get respect wit hthe right kind of ladies.

[1civic]

never liked scooters, no matter what you do to them.

MIatas are not that bad, they are SLIGHTLY below Civic Hatchbacks. Ironically, bitches probably think you are retarded driving both. Neither get respect wit hthe right kind of ladies.

Difference is the look on people's face when I pull up, it's totally EPIC... :cheers:

[Vteckidd]

I mean id much rather drive a FWD Hatch then a Miata, however, its because of preference.

but lets be honest they are both on the bottom level of "cool" factor to 90% of the car loving community.

[Gashbell4595]

You call a civic ugly, gay, and feminine..... But a scooter is bad-ass?? You done fell and bumped your head!!

* If you want a good handling convertible, then buy a vette, viper, or a lambo!!

* If you want a motorbike aka scooter, the stop being a pussy and get a motorcycle, aka crotch-rocket, better known as "The Real Deal"..

:screwy:

I think you misunderstand what people buy Ruckus's for, people just mod them and do stupid stuff, not about being a pussy, but I can tell your not one, cause god knows that shitty civic is just gonna explode one of these days!

[1civic]

I mean id much rather drive a FWD Hatch then a Miata, however, its because of preference.

but lets be honest they are both on the bottom level of "cool" factor to 90% of the car loving community.


But sometimes I ask myself that question why, and then I go for a drive.. Enough said!! :)






Lets be real for a sec, it's a choice, but behind those choices we have reason, then you have some folks that just jump on the bandwagon!

[1civic]

I think you misunderstand what people buy Ruckus's for, people just mod them and do stupid stuff, not about being a pussy, but I can tell your not one, cause god knows that shitty civic is just gonna explode one of these days!

People like those are followers!!

[Gashbell4595]

Difference is the look on people's face when I pull up, it's totally EPIC... :cheers:

Hell, I bet it is when their looking at how that shit is!


I run quicker than a z06 in 1/4 mile on street tires bro, and if I took the time to re-scale the car I could easily run circles around you on any road course.. :cheers:

Quicker then Zo6's and yet still an ugly ass civic!

[Gashbell4595]

People like those are followers!!

Says the guy with a Civic...

[1civic]

Says the guy with a Civic...

Dude... you have no argument, only do you say I own a civic without knowing anything about me, or my civic... haha!

[1civic]

Point is no matter what you do to that scooter, it's still a scooter.. HOMO!!

[Gashbell4595]

Dude... you have no argument, only do you say I own a civic without knowing anything about me, or my civic... haha!

Well, all your comments are leading to the fact that you own a civic, and I don't have to know what you did to it, It's still a car that's not meant to handle speed and is ugly as can be.
I guess people can't have cheap fun on a scooter now it seems.

[1civic]

Well, all your comments are leading to the fact that you own a civic, and I don't have to know what you did to it, It's still a car that's not meant to handle speed and is ugly as can be.
I guess people can't have cheap fun on a scooter now it seems.

Scooters are for pussy's who can't ride a real motorcycle tho..


AND.......


At the end of the day, I think folks might respect the civic guy a little more than dude on a scooter.. J/s!

[Elbow]

The only time I'd ride a scooter is:

A. to get around the paddock at a race track.
B. if I lived in a small city and owning a car would be a waste and I didn't need a motorcycle.

Otherwise, I agree.

As far as Civic vs Miata, that's a bad comparison, a Miata is exceptionally different than a Civic.

[1civic]

The only time I'd ride a scooter is:

A. to get around the paddock at a race track.
B. if I lived in a small city and owning a car would be a waste and I didn't need a motorcycle.

Otherwise, I agree.

As far as Civic vs Miata, that's a bad comparison, a Miata is exceptionally different than a Civic.

Agreed, and ether car can be made into something functional.. Just Miata is more Homo than civic IMO!!

[Elbow]

Agreed, and ether car can be made into something functional.. Just Miata is more Homo than civic IMO!!

Except out of the box a Miata is far more functional than the typical US sold Civic. lol

[1civic]

Except out of the box a Miata is far more functional than the typical US sold Civic. lol

"US civic" haha, that was cute!! ;)

[Sinfix_15]

just sayin...........
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/Virtutis/Ruckus_zps8498c813.jpg (http://s154.photobucket.com/user/Virtutis/media/Ruckus_zps8498c813.jpg.html)

[Elbow]

just sayin...........
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s268/Virtutis/Ruckus_zps8498c813.jpg (http://s154.photobucket.com/user/Virtutis/media/Ruckus_zps8498c813.jpg.html)

....so? lol Girls on a Ruckus.

[Doppelgänger]

I run quicker than a z06 in 1/4 mile on street tires bro, and if I took the time to re-scale the car I could easily run circles around you on any road course.. :cheers:
...and then you woke up lol.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think you just discovered the Internet. Typical civic owner to have no creativity...


Is it that hard to not sound 100% retarded when you type?
The retardation stems beyond his typing lol




Agreed, and ether car can be made into something functional.. Just Miata is more Homo than civic IMO!!
One can fit more homos inside...that would technically make it more homo.

[ssonsk]

Has 1civic ever said anything that has actually added to the conversation?
From now on everyone should ignore his post

[1civic]

Has 1civic ever said anything that has actually added to the conversation?
From now on everyone should ignore his post

I've paved the way for your life bruh!! :goodjob:

[Gashbell4595]

Scooters are for pussy's who can't ride a real motorcycle tho..

AND.......

At the end of the day, I think folks might respect the civic guy a little more than dude on a scooter.. J/s!

Talking to you is pointless, just another dumb civic owner :screwy:

[nelson9995]

I've paved the way for your life bruh!! :goodjob:

1 civic usually has valid points

[Gashbell4595]

The only time I'd ride a scooter is:

A. to get around the paddock at a race track.
B. if I lived in a small city and owning a car would be a waste and I didn't need a motorcycle.

Otherwise, I agree.

As far as Civic vs Miata, that's a bad comparison, a Miata is exceptionally different than a Civic.

Yeah, I'd never get a scooter to ride like miles and miles in, just short distances and for fun, otherwise just get a motorcycle.

[C230K]

.....

[-EnVus-]

Rukus is a poor mans/ Nerds street bike

[Echonova]

Hipster bike.

[-EnVus-]

Hipster bike.
Hipster is that a 70's word ?

[Sinfix_15]

....so? lol Girls on a Ruckus.

That's the meaning of life. Attracting vagina, we spend the first half of our life doing it. Then when your penis quits working, you start picking up hobbies to help you keep your mind off of it.

[Elbow]

That's the meaning of life. Attracting vagina, we spend the first half of our life doing it. Then when your penis quits working, you start picking up hobbies to help you keep your mind off of it.

If you need tools to attract vagina than you're already all wrong.

Owning a Ruckus won't help, I could find two sluts on the hood of a Cavalier if I looked.

[Sinfix_15]

If you need tools to attract vagina than you're already all wrong.

Owning a Ruckus won't help, I could find two sluts on the hood of a Cavalier if I looked.

A man should exploit all advantages, however small they may be. The end result is all that matters. Morality is a crutch during the pursuit of vagina.

[Sinfix_15]

would it make anyone think any less of me if i said i was watching Wifeswap while contemplating the possibility of owning a Miata?

[D3UC3S]

would it make anyone think any less of me if i said i was watching Wifeswap while contemplating the possibility of owning a Miata?

No, bc I already stated, we have known this for a while. It would be weird if you weren't gay.

[Echonova]

would it make anyone think any less of me if i said i was watching Wifeswap while contemplating the possibility of owning a Miata?I watched Wifeswap once...



The name of that show should be considered false advertising.

[Sinfix_15]

I watched Wifeswap once...



The name of that show should be considered false advertising.

lol, i shared the same thoughts when i first saw it.

[Elbow]

I watched Wifeswap once...



The name of that show should be considered false advertising.

LOL

[Scotsman]

If you need tools to attract vagina than you're already all wrong.

Owning a Ruckus won't help, I could find two sluts on the hood of a Cavalier if I looked.well do it then

[Elbow]

well do it then

I screwed myself by saying two and on the hood but...lol

http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/dnelly/images/greencavy.jpg

[Scotsman]

pic fail

[Echonova]

^^^ This

[Sil'vr-Boi6]

A friend is selling his miata: White 1991 Mazda Mx-5 Miata. 5 Speed. - evoatlanta.com (http://evoatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4789) tell him ash sent you

[alpine_aw11]

The second I bought my Miata I started calling everyone "sweetheart" or "honey". Thankfully it didn't go any farther, but the danger is real.

[Manny Naber]

You must track your car